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Nepenthe, (edited ) in How many do you need?! *sobs*
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I was up at an Airbnb in Boston years ago and I still very much remember one entire third of the bed I was given being covered in different throw pillows. It was bad enough to actually be funny, and more intrusive irl than the photo I had to take would have you believe. Where the photo cuts off is the edge of the mattress.

I had to move them every night in order to go to sleep, and put them back every morning when I made the bed. I counted. There were sixteen of them. Everyone else's beds were the same way.

n00b001,

A good time to buy cushion manufacturing stocks!

(that’s a lot of cushions!)

Devi,

Why did you put them back??

Nepenthe,
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How do you just make the bed with no pillows

Devi,

You take the pillows that you actually use and put them on. The rest of them go in the cupboard, or hell, just on the floor.

Cap, in Life is hard
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Life IS hard which us why I don't have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter's full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

dan1101, in Another Holodeck meme. Those poor, violated dinosaurs nuggies

Innocent holodeck maintenance staff: “Why are there so many Counselor Troi scenarios on here? Who wants to simulate a counselor?”

Track_Shovel,
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PraiseTheSoup, in oof

Conversely, you buy a CD from a band you’ve never heard of just because you like the album art or maybe even the title or the band name, and you find out it’s a god damn masterpiece from start to finish. This is how I discovered Audioslave almost 20 years ago and it’s the best $14 I ever spent. I still have the disc btw and it still plays perfectly.

unphazed,

This was LD50 for me

oatscoop,

That album showed me how to live.

NewAgeOldPerson,

But it didn’t give you life… Wait, did it?

PraiseTheSoup,

Technically the one I bought on a whim back then was Out of Exile, which I would now consider the weakest of the three, but I liked it enough to seek out more.

greenkarmic,

That’s how I bought the Hybrid Theory album from Linkin Park. Took a chance, knew nothing about them.

far_university1990, in Most ambitious proprietary software user

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

Oha,

Aber warum? Einfach aus prinzip?

Ketchup, in When life imitates art

Now we need a c/nottheonionbutalsotheonion

Facebones,

c/therealonionwasthefriendswemadealongtheway

RamSwamson,

c/extranottheonion

skinnerbox,

c/schrodingersonion

dan1101, in lots of homework....

I got sent to the principals office for making a copy of an Apple II system diskette.

Dyskolos, (edited ) in Modern Life Is Perfect

I’ve quit working many years ago, and still don’t have enough time to pursue all hobbies like I would like to. I even “fear” finding new interests.

If you’d offer me 50x the money for going back to work, i still wouldn’t see a single beneft (beside the moneyz). Would probably do it for one month and quit again 😁

My dad (boomer) worked all his life, was treated like a work-slave, and the moment he retired, he had half a year of “life” left. And in this time he didn’t even know what to do with himself. Was bored all day round. Never knew such a life. And yet tried to lecture me how important work is.

Outtatime,
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Must be nice to just not work

Dyskolos,

Met many people who couldn’t even enjoy their month holiday a year because there wasn’t anything they wanted to do. Some even worked from home in their holiday at the beach… Just because. So it seems it’s not nice for many. I find it sad.

jmcs,

Ergomania (excessive devotion to work) is an actual mental health symptom, and it can manifest as part of several mental illnesses.

And even their employers should try to get them appropriate treatment because “workaholics” tend to have very low productivity - they don’t work well in teams and are often too tired to be effective.

Dyskolos,

Yes I know. Hence I said to find it sad. And workaholics are legion not just a few. Sadly employers are often enforcing that behaviour, thinking they’re the most exploitable despite probably being less productive than the regular joe.

porkins,

If you don’t work, how do you survive?

Dyskolos, (edited )

Wife and I don’t need much and have enough money to do so, luckily. Also we have no money-eating kids or any other responsibilities, not even a pet. And the only expensive hobbies are gaming and travel.

But even if we wouldn’t have money but kids, and would be fine with minimum-wage, there’d be the social-net here. It’d be a bit less moneyz than working, but…

interdimensionalmeme,

Baby eating

Dyskolos,

I don’t like babies or children 😒

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Maybe you just haven’t found the right recipes

Dyskolos,

But it’s also hard to find free-roam-babies and organically fed ones. And they’re costly. Nah.

Lucidlethargy, in oof

Then you realize you aren’t paying $20 a month, and you buy a new album, that you fucking OWN forever.

Polar,

$20 CAD gets you a family plan that you can share up to 5 people, so $4 CAD each.

Not sure what you’re on about. If you’re paying $20 for Spotify you’re getting ripped off.

Or you can pay $25 CAD for YouTube Premium, share it with 5 people, and get both YouTube ad free AND YouTube Music for $5 CAD per month.

I’d rather pay $4/$5 per month to access millions of songs than $20 for an album that I will get bored of in a few months, thanks.

Obonga, in Lucky me?

Now hear me out: Get yourself a dakimakura. With depression you will spend more time in bed than you like anyways and this way you alteast got something nice and plush to cuddle with in bed. It sounds bad but it feels good, believe me. If you feel like seeing people again but are embaressed you can always hide it in the closet. Or go with a neutral cover and say it helps sleeping on the side.

AlolanYoda,

I just hug the other pillow in my bed.

You know… The one my ex used to use.

(it’s been 5 months for me, I’ve long stopped associating the pillow to my ex, it really does just help me sleep)

PeWu, in Modern Life Is Perfect

“The life is so beautiful!”

Life:

Norgur, in PARACORD GANG GANG

amused hemp ship's rope noises

SuiXi3D, in Every moment. I Live. Is Agony! *Violent wretching*
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GOTTA BE CAREFUL CRANKIN’ YOUR HOG, AROOOO!!

Evilphd666, in Modern Life Is Perfect
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NigelFrobisher, in Its about to be summer in Australia and cannot deal with it already

I’m all for Summer. Moved here in May and I just lived through two winters in a row.

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