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FluorideMind, in Crackers

Oof this one hits close to home.

NominatedNemesis, (edited ) in Daoism

There is not many vitamins in beer… thats why we should drink a lot to meet the quota!

Tolookah, in electrician meme

I almost had a gotcha, but electricians don’t really make network cabling.

Zoot,

Network cable also doesn’t do male to male lol what? You do mean patch cables yes, like cat#? Rj45 ends definitely require a female end, and you surely aren’t splicing the wires together with dolphins i hope.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

A male to male electrical cable with wall socket plugs is a fire hazard. There are some made to be used to connect a generator to a house but it's a really bad idea.

gnutrino,

There’s a reason they’re nicknamed “suicide cords”

Tolookah,

Agreed, it still had me thinking about others that they might make.

520, (edited ) in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

The problem there is the same as that of idealised communism, you're relying on humans to do what they typically don't do. Humans will take for themselves at the cost of communities if they feel they can get away with it, including the ones in government.

KepBen,

Capitalism is literally predicated on “you should take for yourself at any cost” and does everything in its power to limit anything that might bring consequences.

Iron_Lynx, (edited ) in Southern Heritage

I heard/read a story somewhere once, where there was a statue somewhere of someone who’s better off not glorified. The statue was defaced regularly, and every time it was defaced, there’d be someone cleaning it up.

Over time the statue went on to look worse for wear until one day, the authorities decided it was better to remove and replace the statue.

It turned out the guy cleaning it up was always the same guy, who hated the subject of the statue with a passion, and alway used salt water to clean it, hoping to corrode & wear down the statue. Some people suspect he and the vandal were the same person.

ivanafterall, in Comes with autopilot too
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

That's a great price for a totally custom build.

Candelestine, in Comes with autopilot too

… the two dots just aren’t fair, man. That’s worse than when someone puts a fleck into a photo to make you try to wipe it off your screen.

I need more angles of this.

Gradually_Adjusting, (edited ) in Comes with autopilot too
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Fully self driving & street legal autopilot

Minimal danger to pedestrians

Adorable affordable

Actually good for the planet despite emissions

Reliable build quality

Doesn’t need subsidies

Musk stans BTFO

Viking_Hippie,

street legal

Doubt it tbh…

BruceLee,

I dare you to find in your country regulation the part that prevent the individual owner of a house sheep to have it walk in the street.

Viking_Hippie,

I was about to try to, but then I realized that my native language having the same word for “sheep” and “gets” (får) makes your query absolutely unsearchable 😂

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Okay sheeple

Viking_Hippie, (edited )
Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

You seem neat. We’re friends now.

Viking_Hippie,

Huzzah! Let’s do crime together!

ultra,

Does piracy count?

Viking_Hippie,

Yarr! 🎮🎭🏴‍☠️❤️

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Really shitty lawnmower though. You’ll get super uneven lawns where parts are balding while other parts are completely untouched.

CaptainBlagbird, in Pragernant
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

On average, humans have one testicle.

grayman,

Less than that. There are more women than men and some men have less than 2.

misophist,

There are more women than men

[CITATION NEEDED]

Also, 1 is correct if we consider significant figures. It may be slightly less, but rounded to the nearest whole number is most certainly 1.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

I know, but it sounds better for the joke 😇

grayman,

I mentioned it because I say “The average person has less than 1 testicle.”… Also The average person has less than 2 legs… 2 arms… 2 breasts… etc. One of my favorite eye rolling stupid joke.

Rednax,

I have a ton of legs. Waayyy more than 2.

What can I say? They were cheap, and I love chicken.

AlolanYoda, in Do better.

The answer, according to the original definition of meme: yes

Ghyste,

That’s not how Internet memes work.

018118055,

Meme is superset of your “internet meme”. Meme is any idea which successfully replicated itself to another mind. If you posted it on the internet it probably succeeded.

Ghyste, (edited )
018118055,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Meme_Machine

Considering you started with an “actually” post gatekeeping memes, funny comment.

Ghyste,

Another swing and a miss. But good on you for being persistent.

TexMexBazooka,

You should take this L brother you’re embarrassing yourself

Ghyste,

Loss? Bitch please. This is showing exactly how many of you idiots mindlessly support any garbage posted in this community.

Rhynoplaz,

And yet nobody’s supporting yours.

This post must be the WORST of the usual garbage. Congrats!

Ghyste,

Nice try, but this is actually a meme.

Rhynoplaz,
toaster,

So toxic.

TexMexBazooka,

The irony The irony!!

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

I found the meme police.

Ghyste, (edited )

Found one who upvotes anything.

Edit: Found two dozen more who upvote anything.

TexMexBazooka,

Except your comment apparently lmaooo

Ghyste,

At this point you can go fuck yourself. Thanks for taking the time to run through my full comment history.

TexMexBazooka,

Lmaooooooo

TexMexBazooka,

Wee woo wee wooo

notnotmike,
@notnotmike@programming.dev avatar

They have been complaining for at least three weeks. When I saw this post I had a hunch that it was the same person and I was right. Just an apparently bitter person that doesn’t comorehend that “meme” is not what they think it should be

Perfide,

Who made you the authority on memes? Oh right, nobody.

So with the exact same amount of authority on the subject as you: Yes that is how internet memes work.

franklin, in You don't actually have to assemble these things
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Now this is what I call thinking outside the box

EdibleFriend, in Pragernant
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Totally explains all the skulls and rib cages in MK3.

ultra, in Crackers

new beef stroganoff just dropped

ChicoSuave, in Do better.

Damn, this post had potential to galvanized folks to make better memes but your comments show you’re a dick about it.

MrVilliam,

Agreed. I get annoyed when I see a post here that’s just a gif of a full commercial. Rather than be a dick, I usually just downvote and move on. I’m torn on this one because it’s a solid post critiquing the community to improve, but the comments from OP are a toxic train wreck.

Rhynoplaz,

Yeah. I agree with the post, but OP seems like they deserve to be on Reddit.

grayman, in Pragernant

www.historydefined.net/sanju-bhagat/

Proof that men can have babies (and adults) inside of them.

Waraugh,

The article says the doctor was able to shake hands with the twin but didn’t confirm wether the twin was able to be saved or not?

jasondj,

Based on the order in which bits of his brother were removed from him, I’d assume not.

grayman,

Saw a documentary a long time ago. He died within a couple days.

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