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frickineh, in Crackers

I put a little butter on them sometimes and it’s delicious but everyone thinks I’m crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.

Sotuanduso,

I also think you’re crazy, but I believe you.

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

mixing carbs and fat is never crazy

Kit,

My grandma used to do this. It really is a satisfying treat.

intensely_human,

I’ve done this. It never crossed my mind other people didn’t. You have some butter nearby and you’re eating crackers? You put the butter on the crackers.

It’s like finding a thread where people are going “Try butting butter on the toast. I know it sounds weird [no?] but you gotta try it.” and others “Oh yeah my grandma used to do that”

Elderos,

I get that a lot when I put butter on my pizza crust, I mean it is bread?

i2ndshenanigans,

I like butter on saltines.

seth,

This suggestion is relevant to my interests, and I have all the ingredients on hand. Thank you for your service. 🫡

lolcatnip, (edited )

Isn’t that what saltines are for?

Edit: Wait, I read that as peanut butter. Butter is…not gross but not what I do.

frickineh,

Peanut butter is good too. That’s for when I feel like making marginally better choices, though (because then I can say, “Well it has protein?”)

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I survived for something like three years on butter and saltines. It’s the best if you use unsalted butter, and put rock salt on top, but let’s be real here–we’re just scraping butter straight off the stick with each saltine and eating it like we’re in the trenches of the Great War and we don’t know when the Krauts are gonna attack us so we gotta eat fast

WarmSoda, in Crackers

Guilty as charged.

ieightpi, in R.I.P. Sean Bean

You gave me a fucking heart attack when I saw the title of this post. Sean Bean can’t die in real life

semi_sentient, (edited ) in He attac

its face is so smol

its eyes are keen

meow meow meow meow

evergreen

chemicalwonka, in Imagine only being allowed to upvote something?
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

at least in capitalism u still can spread hate for free (yet)

BudgetBandit,

Hate is good. Hate generates traffic. Traffic is money. Hate is money. Money is good.

HootinNHollerin, in The Fuck Lemmy, you're trending wrong.
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

0.19 release notes said something about boosting lesser known communities for visibility

PatFussy, in Crackers

This how i got gout

Kase,

I had to google that, and what the actual fuck. That sounds horrible.

chemicalwonka, in For real tho
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Because your decline doesn’t matter to them. They will track you even if you explicitly say NO.

ultra, in You don't actually have to assemble these things

In some rooms, the box even fits better!

Squid, (edited ) in You don't actually have to assemble these things

What about the storage

AllonzeeLV,

The box stores the table amazingly well. 10/10

Bransons404, (edited ) in For real tho

uBlock origin on Firefox blocks almost all tracking sites. You can enable cookies or disable them, it doesn’t matter because they aren’t sent anywhere. Unless the site has some homebrew tracking solution.

some_guy, in Sesame

I liked this more than average.

jxk, in You don't actually have to assemble these things

Daniel? What is this, the British answer to Ikea?

Raine_Wolf, in Spicy rock

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

balancedchaos, in You don't actually have to assemble these things

Punchline in the title. Always a favorite of mine.

DontRedditMyLemmy, (edited )

He figured out you don’t actually have to come up with a title for these things

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