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match, in Crackers
@match@pawb.social avatar

when you get sick and you can finally justify eating sleeve of saltines 😋

EmergMemeHologram, in Crackers

What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

I melt cheese on them sometimes.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

EmergMemeHologram,

I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.

intensely_human,

“I kinda like it actually”

“Shut up, Nart”

“But —“

“It’s a horrible life”

EmergMemeHologram,

I think with the British navy they hanged you for refusing service, but I haven’t decided if that’s preferable to starving.

Quadhammer,

He meant eat a ladle of cinnamon

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

Cool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I won’t be fooled again.

Isakk86,

I just thought the same thing… They are delicious

anonymouse,

I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

EmergMemeHologram,

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

Pinklink,

Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

“Baby, I know we’ve been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it’s over.”

seth,

I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.

an_otter,
@an_otter@lemmy.world avatar

Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?

EmergMemeHologram,

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

sugar_in_your_tea,

And it’s almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos…

intensely_human,

I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.

youCanCallMeDragon,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

You gotta do it without water

Imgonnatrythis,

Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don’t be so surprised.

PP_BOY_, in Crackers
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Blood Pressure 100

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Salt-less saltines? Ines?

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

Systolic or diastolic?

IHeartBadCode,
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar
ForestOrca, in Daoism
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

Jay Leno

lolcatnip,

Right?

ForestOrca,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

I knew the face, even the image was familiar, but I just don't watch TV, and famous old white guys all look so similar, so I looked it up. Figured somebody else might also wonder, so be a good Lem and saved some folks a click.

bfg9k,
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar

ehhhh… youknow it’s ehh… Jay Leno

Norgur, in Spicy rock

Softened babies everywhere! When I was young, we used.to carry uranium which was called stiffeldazzle at the time in our lunchboxes to energize the half potato we got for lunch.

We carried that stone with pride through the snow when we walked uphill both to and from school!

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

https://media.tenor.com/kOCQTG-yZSoAAAAM/dana-carvey-grumpy-old-man.gif

KpntAutismus, in Jobs

“bad.”

PunnyName, in Crackers

Add peanut butter.

hamburglar26,
@hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

Yes. Saltines and spreading some good crunchy peanut butter is a fine lazy meal.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Skip the butter part, just whole peanuts

Sotuanduso,

Instructions unclear. Saltines, peanuts, and butter.

yesman, in Southern Heritage

Every monument should fall. The only reason to honor Bob Lee is because he’s responsible for more dead slavers than any three Union generals.

JamesStallion, in Sesame

First you’ve gotta get mad

BlitzKrieg2552, in Oh? You're approaching me?

I appreciate the effort of this meme, but if I might offer a nitpick. Leon and Mr. X should be swapped in the final image

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

I agree.

TimeSquirrel, (edited ) in Spicy rock
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Where my European 80s Chernobylkids? Remember the milk and local produce warnings?

SnotFlickerman, in Sesame
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“First lie they tell you is that I’m just a guy in a costume! I’m a genetic experiment gone wrong, babay!”

Thrickles, in R.I.P. Sean Bean

No deaths since 2011 seems sus.

Raptor_007, in Crackers

I do this, but with graham crackers instead.

ComradeChairmanKGB, (edited ) in Daoism
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Greetings fellow Daoist

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