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ieightpi, in Me when my friends complain about Twitter/X being a cesspool

Surprised to hear this actually. Im only on lemmy and I thought Mastodon was considered a pretty awesome Internet place

KazuyaDarklight, (edited )
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

My mind went the same direction as you at first, now I’m wondering if OP is saying that they try to suggest Mastodon as a better place to friends, because they are complaining.

ieightpi,

Ahh okay. Yeah I didn’t understand the basic meme he was using

django,
@django@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I think you got it right.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Yes. :)

haui_lemmy,

Damn… thanks for mentioning this. I thought musk now bought a couple shills since it seems to work for zuck.

GrammatonCleric, (edited ) in Me when my friends complain about Twitter/X being a cesspool
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  • Osa-Eris-Xero512,

    Who choose to exist at the nazi bar that Twitter has become.

    gedaliyah,
    @gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

    There are literally published studies that show Twitter has tweaked the algorithm to promote the most vile and extremist right wing media while at the same time cooling the spread of moderate voices.

    Anyone still hanging out at the bar run by Nazis and full of Nazis and funding Nazis is either deluded in thinking that they can change the vibe of the party, or they just plain like the vibe.

    Technus, (edited ) in Pragernant

    What about people who have had limbs amputated?

    Do teeth count as part of the skeleton? If you’ve lost teeth do you only have 99% of a skeleton left?

    According to this, bones don’t start forming until the sixth or seventh week of gestation, so does the fetus technically not have a skeleton before then?

    So many questions

    Tavarin,
    @Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

    so does the fetus technically not have a skeleton before then?

    The cartilaginous pre-bones would still be a skeleton. Sharks have skeletons, but don’t have any bones for example.

    jettrscga,

    For the sake of this exercise we’ll consider skeletons rounded to whole integers. And air resistance may be ignored.

    rmuk, (edited )

    Just goes to show how your prejudices affect your judgement without you realising. I just assumed everyone’s skeleton was a perfect sphere one unit in diameter and mass, at rest, on a perfectly level, frictionless, infinite plane and in a vacuum. Like mine.

    billiam0202,

    Assume a spherical skeleton…

    BluesF,

    Well then the average is just 1 isn’t it. It doesn’t make any sense to integer-ise your inputs but leave your output rounded.

    Sanyanov, (edited )

    I’d argue you still have one skeleton if you lose limbs or teeth.

    Amount of skeletons is an integer representing the anount of bone structures holding and protecting human body (or whatever’s left of it).

    The real question is, how much of which parts of skeleton can we lose with it still being skeleton instead of a set of bones?

    Feyr,

    Skeleton of thesus?

    Instigate,

    I’d argue teeth aren’t skeleton because they’re not made of the same substance as bone - the outside is enamel and dentin whereas bones are collagen, protein and minerals (mostly calcium). Kinda like how hair and nails don’t count because they’re made of keratin.

    jwhardcastle,

    Everyone else is failing to count the number of babies (140 million per year) nearly all of whom have 100% complete skeletons and set that against the number of amputations of perhaps a few percentage points across a much smaller number of people annually (“more than 1 million annually”).

    gnate,

    Will no one bring down the average? I guess they won’t be stepping up …

    SnotFlickerman, in Pragernant
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    how is babby formed

    how girl get pragnent

    skippedtoc,

    When a man and a woman love each other very much then…

    Well everyone stops at ‘then’ so I guess, the baby just appears then.

    Blamemeta,

    I heard the boy pees in her ear. Its how you avoid cooties!

    Viking_Hippie,

    PREGANTE!

    ThePyroPython,

    PREGANANANT!

    NegativeLookBehind,
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    My circle is nomal

    DarkPhysix,

    If a women has starch masks

    So_zetta_slowpoke,

    Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

    Seraph,
    @Seraph@kbin.social avatar

    am I gregnant

    finthechat,
    @finthechat@kbin.social avatar

    Preguntas

    SnotFlickerman, in Daoism
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Beer is just liquid bread.

    When you’re half dead and need to be fed: Liquid Bread!

    Ghostalmedia,
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    My hands are shaking from not having my daily bread.

    SnotFlickerman,
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Must be why the prayer goes “give us this day our daily beer.”

    Valmond,

    And those vitamines are just crap.

    There has been a very recent extensive study of vitamin C “supplements”. You know the conclusion was that there is only one sole reason that taking vitamin C that is good for you?

    C vitamine deficiency.

    Badum tss…

    Khrux,

    To be fair the only reason I took any vitamins is in case I’m deficient in something specific with my modern and ahitty diet. Currently I’m not taking any but I’m just as likely deficient as anyone else.

    SuperIce,

    Yeah, I do the same. My main gripe with a lot of them is that they usually have way too much of some vitamins or minerals. The only one that should be >100% IMO is B12, as there is no upper tolerable limit and many people have issues absorbing it. My multivitamin just has 100% of everything except B12 at 2000%. That way if I have a gap, it gets filled.

    Valmond,

    In our modern lives we all have D vitamin deficiency, but as you can overdose (fat soluble vitamin) you have to get a prescription for that.

    TheRedSpade,

    Vitamin D is available OTC. It’s a much lower dose than prescription strength, but it’s available, at least in the US.

    Valmond, in Pragernant

    Me eating small birds and stuff 🤷

    Decoy321,

    You don’t pick out the bones first?

    Valmond,

    Crunch Crunch Crunch sorry what did you say?

    gnate,

    This reads different if you miss that it’s not a to level comment.

    Valmond, in Heritage

    What would the European equivalent be to “crackers”? I feel like its white idiots somehow but that that’s not the whole story?

    I’m from the time when you learned was WASP was :-)

    yeather,

    White Anglo Saxon Protestant. That term is actually fairly narrow when you think of it. In truth there are no truly great catch all white slurs, only great slurs for groups of different whites.

    Valmond,

    That was what I figured, WASP isn’t equal (totally or at all? Hence my question) to “cracker”.

    yeather,

    Cracker is a more general term i guess, while WASP is a specific sub group of white people. There really isn’t any good alternatives to cracker. The only good white slurs are to specific sub groups.

    stebo02, in Pragernant
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    why did she put a balloon underneath her dress?

    Viking_Hippie,

    Because she’s a silly Billie that’s known to pull such pranks.

    MrJameGumb, in Daoism
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Makes sense, praying will do you about as much good as a multivitamin if you actually drank 37 beers lol

    Maybe try a few glasses of water instead?

    Kusimulkku,

    Possibly while lying on the shower floor because after that much (at least for me) absolutely nothing will stay inside my stomach longer than a millisecond.

    Puking up water that’s still cold was an experience I’ll cherish for life.

    uphillbothways, in Pragernant
    @uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

    Aren't babies cartilaginous at birth? Guess it's still a skeleton as it is a structural frame, even if it's not made out of bones yet.

    Pickle_Jr, in Me when my friends complain about Twitter/X being a cesspool

    I use Megalodon as my Mastodon client and Sync as my Lemmy client right now. Does anybody know of any clients which work for both Lemmy and Mastodon at the same time on Android?

    Alternatively, any good Kbin clients? 😊

    jelloeater85,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    I used both as well, they are amazing.

    stoy, in Pragernant

    That is clearly a ball of some sort, possible fairly heavy as she uses two hands to hold it in place.

    Sabre363, in Southern Heritage

    Looks like the Burger King if he lost his crown and did some meth

    hamburglar26,
    @hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

    I read this as lost his crown and did some math.

    whitewalker_646,

    Same effect either way

    stebo02, in Me when my friends complain about Twitter/X being a cesspool
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    And then they say they’re going to try threads instead

    Viking_Hippie, in Heritage

    At least they’re imported crackers. From Canada, but still! Exotic!

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