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IWantToFuckSpez, in Pragernant

The average amount of testicles in a body is less than 1

Rednax,

I don’t believe that is true. It might surprise you how often testicles are eaten.

Enkers,

Wouldn’t it also be greater than 1 for the same reason as OP? I think there are probably more babies in mothers than people missing testes.

filgas08,
@filgas08@lemmy.world avatar

but mothers don’t have testicles

Enkers,

Not their own, no, but the average number of testicles in a mother’s body is greater than 0.

MustrumR,

But they have the testicles of their soon to be born sons.

I would say whether it's greater than 1 or lesser than 1 is inconclusive without accurate data .

You would need to find out whether amount of men with removed testicles is greater than amount of women pregnant with a boy (after the average week when testicles appear). Also men to women ratio in global population needs to be accounted for.

Feyr,

That’s easy. The number of men missing testicles is not 50%

kokesh, in Southern Heritage
@kokesh@lemmy.world avatar

This is so beautiful! Can you imagine all the degenerates on the ceremony seeing this for the first time?

Smeagol666,

Even the racist assholes who worshipped him probably cringed or giggled when they first saw it.

spicytuna62, (edited ) in Southern Heritage
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately, it was removed a couple years ago.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dd074e5b-f720-48bc-a05b-bee2b2993fcb.jpeg

But the Confederate Memorial in Arlington National Cemetery is coming down. So that’s nice.

Doombot1,

You just had to tell us, didn’t you? /s, and that’s good news on the second point

SupraMario,

Which sucked that they pulled it down, cause holy fuck was it hilarious watching that thing get vandalized. Pride colors was always a classic go to.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sadly, there’s still a giant carving honoring the Confederacy on a big cliff in Atlanta for all to see. 90 feet tall. And it was definitely part of their heritage because it was completed in… 1972.

If there was ever a good reason for the invention of dynamite…

Tja,

F

didnt_readit,

“Amateur sculptor”

I never would have guessed lol

hobbicus, in Pragernant

this is bigoted propaganda against bonelessness

mindbleach,

We’re the Martians!

Viking_Hippie,

Ivar is INCENSED!

TrismegistusMx, in Southern Heritage

Put the racist under the horse so it looks like he’s being trampled to death.

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in Pragernant
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

For pregnant women, right?

misophist,

Do you understand how averages work?

If there are 8 billion people on this world and each one has one skeleton in them, then the average number of skeletons is one. If even one of those 8 billion people have two skeletons in them, then the average is slightly more than one.

So the average is more than one for pregnant people, but also for all people as a whole.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I wasn’t using my brain, so sorry.

GnomeKat,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

common mistake

RIP_Cheems, in Southern Heritage
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“Eeeh. Eeeh. SupRemeSY. Eeeh.”

Omgarm, in Daoism

A balanced diet means balancing on the edge of death.

Ryan213, in Pragernant
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Chances of getting Boneitis increases with every birth.

belit_deg, in Southern Heritage
Poppa_Mo, in Southern Heritage

Read that guy’s biography and I’m not sure this statue is inaccurate lol.

shani66, in Imagine only being allowed to upvote something?

Not being able to downvote is genuinely awful, I’d almost rather they get rid of upvotes before downvotes

sbv, in Crackers

maybe with a brick of cheese

nothing helps my self esteem like a sleeve of saltines and a brick of cheese

baronvonj,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

Whipped cream. Salty and sweet. Delicious.

EmergMemeHologram,

I will be trying this these holidays. I’d have never thought of mixing the two.

In exchange for the idea, I recommend sweetening whipped cream with a dash of maple syrup, the maple flavour comes out nicely with the airy texture. But do not use this for pumpkin pie or another sweet treat as it’s too rich.

baronvonj,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

mmmmmm

usualsuspect191, in Jobs

Thought that was a hovering Final Fantasy text box

seth,

I thought it was a Jeopardy clue.

brbposting,

What is sacrilege?

seth, (edited )

Sacralledgedly sacrilege!

RIP_Cheems, in Spicy rock
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Spicy genes

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