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ikapoz, in Look, a keystone species

Acorn trees? You mean oak trees?

Sammy,
@Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The ones that make acorns. Acorn tree. ‘S got acorns on it, what else do you call it?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Bruh, I know the difference, and you know the difference, but the person I shamelessly stole this meme from doesn’t. Please file your concerns with them.

curiousaur,

Here’s your dunce cap: ∆

thefartographer,

To whomever it may concern:

The fuck is that???

SexyTimeSasquatch,

By reposting the meme, you have implicitly accepted full responsibility for it’s content. That’s like rule 7 of the Internet or something.

lugal,

Fight Club Rule 7: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

WhatAmLemmy,

Please file your complaint with someone who gives a shit

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

You’re right, but I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - they can’t all be winners.

KISSmyOS,

Rule 7 is “Anonymous is still able to deliver”.
archive.org/stream/…/RulesOfTheInternet..txt

Stumblinbear,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

I’VE ALWAYS LIKED RULE 39

duckington,

Haha yes indeed therein lies the humor ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

CoolMatt,

I interpreted it to be from the squirrel’s perspective. Let alone miraculously knowing what an acorn and a tree are called, how do you expect a squirrel to know it’s an Oak tree?

Squirrel, in Look, a keystone species
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

That was the goal all along.

RadButNotAChad, in oof

Napster was reparations for Soul Asylums Strangers With Candy album.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

For me, it's every Metallica album after Justice For All, and Lars Ulrich can definitely fuck off.

Eczpurt, in Look, a keystone species

Squirrels in it for the long con.

scytale, in oof

When people who didn’t like rock/metal bought an Extreme album because they thought all the songs were like More Than Words.

Peaty,

While the shred guitar nerds were wondering what the fuck Nuno Bettancourt was playing with that track.

BruceTwarzen,

I'll never forget walking into a record store, looking at a cannibal corpse album. The guy working there looked at me and said if i want the album for free. I was a teen with like 9 dollars to my name so i said of course, thank you. When i asked why he said: because it FUCKING SUCKS.

teamevil,

Fuck off…Butchered at Birth fixed all the shitty alternative albums with one hit. Fuck off Letters to Cleo

Holzkohlen, in Are you prepared for the future?

I ride eternal on my old crappy bicycle.

Sabre363, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty

Exactly this, but work 12-14 hour shifts. That’s when the real “fun” begins.

DmMacniel, in oof

in 1999 you had the ability to get into a music shop, load the cd and test listen to it. Or just go through the music charts. Or wish for a specific song on radio.

Also 1999 already had Napster, Morpheus and others.

SpaceNoodle,

Never saw a music shop with a communal CD player that allowed you to remove the CD shrink wrap.

grue,

Also 1999 already had Napster

Only half of it, apparently! I just looked it up to check, and it turns out it launched on June 1 of that year.

schmidtster,

You buy the CD because they had a charting single on radio, you’re than disappointed that the rest of the album is a different sound.

Not everyone had internet in the 90s-00s either mate……

Peaty,

Sugar Ray surprised many people by being a punk band that had a pop song or two.

teamevil,

I bought 3 Monster Magnet albums looking for Mean Machine

Enkers,

Then you keep listening to it anyways, and it slowly becomes one of your favourite albums of all time.

Kimjongtooill,

Chumba Wumba deep-cuts.

captainlezbian,

They do really grow on you

bobs_monkey,

They get up again

Polar,

We call that justifying your purchase. You forced yourself into liking it so you didn’t “waste” the money.

Enkers,

Haha, definitely a possibility!

I think there’s also an element of the hit tracks often being a bit more formulaic. There’s a big component of familiarity in music that makes it appealing, so people might not appreciate the more experimental tracks on an album until they’ve heard them a few times.

errer,

Did you miss the whole “you could test listen to the CD in the shop” part?

schmidtster,

Nope, not every place had the money to burn on a cd in a jukebox from every artist. Also standing there for 45 minutes to listen to the entire thing? Who actually does that?

Franconian_Nomad,

There were actual listening stations with headphones here in Germany at certain media chains. Some people spent whole afternoons in there.

But yeah, the opposite did exist. I remember, when I was a teenager friends got a dozen or more CDs for their birthday. Good old 1998.

TropicalDingdong,

Also standing there for 45 minutes to listen to the entire thing? Who actually does that?

Me. It was me. I was 14. I listened to the whole thing. I think the name of the store was “The Warehouse” and maybe another was called “Good Guys”? But yeah. Both. I’d take the bus to the mall and sit on that raggedy ass carpet that smelled like a movie theater floor and listened to the whole damn album. All of them actually (usually like 6-8 per station?) until the manager told me to leave. A couple times clerks would hook me up with burned demos.

But yeah. It was me.

schmidtster,

I guess as an escape, was thinking purely consumerism. My bad.

explodicle,

You’re not wrong, but there were definitely people who spent tons of time listening to music at the record store.

schmidtster,

I guess, I was thinking of strictly purchasing. Yeah some people do just go and hang out and chill instead.

thelsim,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

God, I miss test listens. My favorite record store was very easy going in this, they’d happily let me stand there listening to most of the CD. The unspoken rule was that if you spend that much time listening, you’re going to buy it anyway.
One of the few shops where I always felt welcome.

Gurfaild,

In the 2000s, some electronics stores where I lived had “jukeboxes” with headphones and a barcode scanner, so you could listen to 30-second snippets of the songs on an album before buying it.

BruceTwarzen,

A lot of people still bought whole cd's because it had that one song from the radio on it.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m old enough to know the pencil trick to fix a cassette that got eaten by the stereo…

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I still keep a pencil in my car. I know there’s no cassette to play, but my car feels naked with a pencil rolling around the center console or in the little tray on the dash.

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I also learned how to do this as a child but I am probably a bit younger than you at 18yo.

Getawombatupya,

“Old or poor…”

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It was less that we were poor and more that my parents had a lot of music and radio dramas on different media. My father still has more than two hundred vinyl disks that he plays semiregularly and I have an old audio tape player/recorder sitting around in my bedroom although I don’t really use that one.

Getawombatupya,

Just having a joke, glad to hear people committed to the old media

CylustheVirus,

Kazaa, limewire. One - Metallica.mp3.exe as far as the eye can see.

DmMacniel,

That file was the best. I could have made a collection out of them xD

Getawombatupya,

Format C:, Reinstall XP

DmMacniel,

In 1999? Uuuuh.

greenmarty, in The old dilemma

I’ve solved it by not buying good PC in adulthood.

spoilerit led to replacing the “addiction” with other 🤣 ___

noobdoomguy8658, in Are you prepared for the future?

M E D I O C R E

ViscloReader, in Look, a keystone species

But not for you, only for your grand x 100 children

Track_Shovel, (edited )
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

You don’t get a 250 year old forest in 25 years

Rivalarrival,

Well, not with that attitude.

XbSuper,

? I planted an oak tree when I was 6, it’s now over 40ft tall, and is currently dropping more acorns than the squirrels can handle. I’m 37 now for reference.

SugarSnack,

Ever met a 30 year old squirrel? Idk to be honest I have no idea how long they live

XbSuper,

5-10 years, I just looked it up. So 1st set of grandkids should be able to benefit, as it’s dropping acorns by year 10 or so

Piemanding,

But they mature within a year. So a generation would be every year for squirrels.

backhdlp, in oof
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No wonder piracy was so popular

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

In the pre-Internet early 90s, CDs were $15-25 (with inflation, about $40 now)…. And for a lot of music, you had no way of hearing it first. Shoplifting was popular.

7u5k3n,

Man came here to say this… Hell I was in a class action lawsuit in the early 2000s because of CD pricing. billboard.com/…/cd-price-fixing-suit-settled-for-…

Shit was super expensive back in the day.

But as weird Al says… How else is he going to get a diamond encrusted swimming pool?

SternburgExport,

At least later on a lot of shops had these listening stations.

ThirdWorldOrder,

That’s why I always wore my umbro shorts with the inner liner before I went to Walmart

noobdoomguy8658,

1999 piracy mostly consisted of paying for a pirated copy that someone decided to make profit off; most likely, they weren’t the person to make the (first!) copy, and they’re not even sure what’s on the thing they were selling you. It was mostly bootlegging.

Confuzzeled,

When I was a kid we still recorded stuff off the radio and copied our zx spectrum games on the family hi-fi. I’d say good times but it’s so much better now I can pirate everything in great quality from teh interwebs.

Selmafudd,

My memory is a little fuzzy with dates but I’m pretty sure Napster was going full steam by '99 but even before that we used to trade mp3 files on mIRC or ICQ+CuteFTP, I had hundreds of albums I never paid for which I am still amazed I managed to do over a shared 56k connection

Getawombatupya,

Like buying a game CD and a warez copy bypass and the crew doing an ASCII art walk through, bought for $5 from a classmate

Or shareware floppy disks with copyright bypass

kratoz29,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

For real… I never had this problem before… Currently I’m a proud Spotify user.

grue, (edited ) in The old dilemma

Hey, I had a great PC when I was a kid! Top of the line, no expense spared. Heck, my parents even bought a fancy solid-wood roll-top desk for it.

…and boy were they pissed when I asked for a new one a couple years later, and they found out that obsolescence was a thing! From then on it was bargain-basement PCs until I was old enough to build my own, LOL.

(Only one of those subsequent computers ever fit properly in that roll-top desk, by the way. That thing was designed to hold a desktop-desktop (i.e., flat, not tower), fairly small CRT monitor, and a dot-matrix printer.)

EthicalAI,

Who needs a new computer every couple of years. 5-7y is normal. You should be able to buy a desktop for a 10yo and have it last till college.

nBodyProblem,

That’s really a modern thing. It used to be that you’d buy a nice PC and 3-4 years later it can’t play new games at an acceptable frame rate and resolution.

grue,

LOL, not in the '90s!

EthicalAI,

That’s a good point. I was born in the 90s but I don’t remember upgrading my computer that often in the 2000-2010 era when I would have started playing. Maybe I didn’t play intense games or something.

lugal, in Tired Rule

If it flies, it spies

Yerbouti, in Our battle will be legendary

Unpopular opinion. This douche doesnt deserve a meme.

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