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fadingembers, in The old dilemma
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Or in my case, spicy depression

the_third,

Oh, spicy depression. Is that the exciting variant? If so, would you recommend over vanilla why-should-I-get-up-for-any-not-immediately-lifesaving-task depression?

fadingembers,
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Yes! It’s the new and improved depression with anxiety and panic attacks! It still includes the paralysis of normal depression, but now you can’t relax either! Highly recommend! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐!

SARGEx117, in Clankers

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  • billygoat,

    Grayox dropping that hard K.

    TheMongoose,

    So you're saying... only a clanker can call another clanker 'clanker'?

    prettybunnys,

    …. Where are we on clanka

    obinice,
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    Tim Minchin?

    herrvogel,

    OP must present a valid c-word pass or else jump into a sarlacc pit

    Grayox,
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    Trarmp,

    Roger roger

    Grayox,
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    Alexstarfire,
    Pandybear24, in You have to.

    Why is this me? Haha

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Slap it!

    Blackmist, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

    This haircut makes my eyes rain!

    dreadedsemi, in Tired Rule

    Call 1-800-not-kfc-bro

    benderbeerman, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

    I mean, I might as well be listening to journey. Giving myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby

    ekZepp, in Life of Pi.
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    Just, thank you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

    ekZepp, in Is the cure to male loneliness the Third Impact?
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    If by cure you mean, to confuse you to a point where you actually forget your own problems… Then yes.

    ekZepp, in Definetly.
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    Life is fair somehow. I’m sure that future Alien archeologists will imply our extinction to some unclear natural phenomenon, because

    " No civilization would be so stupid to do all of that to themselves"

    ekZepp, in I hate to tell ya...
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    ekZepp, in A King regardless
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    He’s a bro 👌 The he’ll with how he looks.

    kamen, in The old dilemma

    Relatable. What I kinda hate about it as well is that I can’t use my own PC for work, but at least this time around I have a decent work laptop - and I can still use my own peripherals.

    Gorroth,
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    I never understood why someone would want this. I would never want to use my personal pc for work. They give me a device, install everything for me and I just work with it while not having to deal with anything. I see that like a company’s car. You drive it and don’t have to deal with it in any other way. Isn’t that great?

    SmoothIsFast,

    The point is more relevant when your work hardware is trash. My work machine has 16gb of ram and a quad core, my personal pc is a 12core, with 64gb of ram. If I could get at least 32gb of ram at work, I’d mind less, but it’s a pain in the ass with my current setup.

    kamen,

    This, plus the fact that if it’s a laptop and you put a bit more load on it, it can get loud, whereas a desktop PC can be pretty quiet and performant at the same time; a work desktop might be better in some regards if they let me build it myself, but it’s usually just an OEM machine that’s might not be assembled with low noise in mind; on top of that I don’t want to have two cases right next to each other.

    Gorroth,
    @Gorroth@lemmy.world avatar

    So you work from home, right? May I ask what you do for a living? Just curious

    Btw I asked my company for a MacBook Pro as work device. It’s absolutely silent, because it’s fan free and hooked up to my 49“ ultrawide monitor. But as I said in another comment I only use the device to connect remotely to other devices, so I don’t need much power locally.

    kamen, (edited )

    I’m a software developer. Previous times I’ve had instances where for one reason or another I’ve had to work on pretty terrible machines; needless to say that at one point this gets on my nerves and I just can’t work as well. Right now I have a pretty recent Dell Precision with 12th gen Core i7 and that CPU is surprisingly good for a model with just two P-cores; still, it’s nowhere near the 5900X I have in my desktop. On my previous job I had a laptop with I think 10th gen i7 that was generally good, but from time to time it would decide that it would just throttle down to like 800 MHz and stay there for no particular reason (temps were fine and everything).

    Still, I get that being able to work on your own hardware is rather an exclusion (unless you’re a freelancer).

    Gorroth,
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    Ah okay, then it makes sense to have a bit more power locally. I absolutely get what you mean. I worked in onsite IT support the first 10 years of my career and in the beginning I had an absolutely crappy hp notebook with some dualcore processor and like 500MB RAM (don’t remember the reals specs, but it felt like that). There has to be a minimum device requirements to be able to work without getting stressed by your device :D Yes it’s an exclusion and most of the time I think it’s good as it is. I also worked in an IT department of another big company and you can’t imaging what user are able to do. I - and pretty everyone who did this kind of job - could easily write a book about how dumb users can be. So it’s the easiest way just to tell people what devices to use, installing them with some MDM Software and keeping their rights as locked up as possible. I get nightmares only thinking about letting some of these guys use their personal devices in company’s network :D

    NaoPb,

    What kind of work do you do, if I may ask?

    Gorroth,
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    Good question. I work in IT and most things I do take place on server or more like datacenter hardware remotely. So my work device itself doesn’t need that much power. But I totally get that there are jobs that need powerful devices, as I remember from the days I worked onsite for many different customers. I am just curious

    NaoPb,

    I get that too. I am curious too.

    foggy, in dark tower deck supremacy

    As a child? Mr robot! As an angsty teen? Dracula castle in a cliff.

    Adult? Gimme dem fish

    gon, in The old dilemma

    Never seen this meme format before, did you make this?

    xandowsk,
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    Nope. Saw it on Mastodon 🙃

    rimorso, in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza

    Would have been nice to use actual salame and not that American abomination, but yes can confirm that it’s true.

    ekZepp,
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    Indeed

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