youCanCallMeDragon

youCanCallMeDragon, 6 months ago

It must be there’s no way this is real.

Oh dip, nice username

youCanCallMeDragon, 6 months ago

You gotta do it without water

youCanCallMeDragon, 6 months ago

Why cut them in half when we could continue to let them suffer for decades and accept none of the blame or consequences?

youCanCallMeDragon, 6 months ago

“Fast paced environment” on job applications means 60+ hour work weeks

youCanCallMeDragon, 6 months ago

If there’s two things I know in this world it’s that math is red and science is blue.

youCanCallMeDragon, 6 months ago

The Venn diagram of places with cannabis use and places in the US is a circle my friend

youCanCallMeDragon, 6 months ago

I used a high powered laser to burn away each hair follicle one at a time over months

youCanCallMeDragon, 7 months ago

Oh no, I never thought this would happen when I bought stolen goods from class traitors!

youCanCallMeDragon, 7 months ago

You’re supposed to reevaluate brain size as a measure of intelligence. The expression “bird brain” is so outdated we need to stop using it. Bird neurons are significantly smaller than ours, so they can fit a lot more brain in a smaller volume.

While you’re at it, you should probably reevaluate everything about intelligence and memory because apparently jellyfish have memories despite having no brain or ganglia of any kind.

youCanCallMeDragon, 7 months ago

I wonder if chat GPT can add comments

youCanCallMeDragon, 7 months ago

“Hey that made my dick move a little, and I’m definitely not gay!”

youCanCallMeDragon, 7 months ago

Low key would love to be a garden hermit