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tdawg, in You have to.

Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge… but honestly I’m at a loss on this one

coconutking,

Is it because, ass?

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Curiosity + Dopamine

I don’t think it’s actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture

BonesOfTheMoon,

Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour’s house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!

tdawg, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Eh. I went espresso -> (homemade) coffee -> coffee & tea, over the years

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Homemade espresso >>>

(Of course, if it’s financially viable for you. In any case, try not to become an addict.)

Uncle_Iroh, in On Biden's 8 Billion dollar military package to Israel

You Americans get mad obama stayed in the war didn’t say anything about trump staying in it too, then get mad when biden pulls out of it. Funny country you are.

muad_dibber,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

How is Biden pulling out when he just announced a new 8B dollar military package to Israel to continue murdering the Palestinian people?

Why did Biden say: “If Israel didn’t exist, it would be necessary to create one to protect our interests in the Middle East.”

??

HappycamperNZ,

Well, this is clearly an unbiased post

muad_dibber,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

If this were 1930s germany, you’d be saying the exact same thing colonizer.

HappycamperNZ,

Ha

Haha

Hahaha

Im a fucking Maori that was colonized by the British. You give stupid people a bad name you clueless dropkick.

muad_dibber,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I don’t believe you. No Maori would refuse the return of lands stolen by the br*tish.

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar
HappycamperNZ,

Ah, there we go.

TY

Dippy,

They have not actually. There is no official release and many news articles are stating it to be false.


<span style="color:#323232;">No, the press release announcing this action is a doctored version of an old release.
</span>

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna119372

wusa9.com/…/65-a713fc2d-5d77-4b08-be3c-98de302a45…

muad_dibber,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

That’s a proposed package, not yet in effect. Regardless, Israel is the US’s biggest receiver of military aid. Do you dispute this?

Dippy,

Please send links on proposed 8B package?

That’s not what I’m disputing, because it doesn’t matter. I’m disputing your claim that Biden just announced an 8 billion dollar aid package which has shown to be false.

There could be one in the works, but what you are referencing was a photoshopped version of an old aid package.

muad_dibber,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

because it doesn’t matter.

The US funding genocide of Palestinians doesn’t matter to you. Why would it?

Dippy,

It does not matter to your false statement of an 8B$ aid package. Reading comprehension is a good skill to have.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

America is big. It’s easy to make generalizations that don’t apply.

A lot of us wear clothes that don’t fit though. That one’s true.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Excuse me sir that’s just bollock, dried leaves water is clearly superior.

JackbyDev,

Bean versus leaf, if only we could live together in harmony

Annoyed_Crabby,
ericbomb,

You stayed loyal and are richer for it.

Loyalty pays (or saves).

DmMacniel,

only with milk though.

frenchyy94, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Excuse me? Mountain dew (any Energy Drink for that matter) tastes horrible.

Tea all the way!

ericbomb,

You stayed loyal to tradition and are reaping the finical benefits for it!

Granixo,
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

How dare you speak the truth! 🧐☕

phundrak,

Hard agree, even basic Twinings tea tastes good (I have some Earl Green and Darjeeling right next to me)

kamen, in Boomers be like

I can’t hear you, it’s too dark.

PP_BOY_, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Mountain dew tastes like rat piss

Godnroc,

What’s wrong with your rats?

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Diabetes

PapaStevesy,

More like what’s right with them.

Towwebbed,
madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.

GrammatonCleric, in Extra-crispy 🤢
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I know a post-midnight 7-11 chicken wing when I see it

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Me too, unfortunately

TimeSquirrel, in Boomers be like
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

This isn't just a boomer thing. I know damn well half my schoolmates in the 90s preferred to walk around blind as fuck than be "uncool" and wear glasses. I'd see them sneak them out of their cases to read something on the chalkboard real quick and then tuck them away.

Paddzr, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

4???

jaybone, in Reddit be like

Lol is this actually what’s going on over there now?

Is spez reading from the Musk playbook?

Will it be called xeddit.com next?

spiderman,

I thought twitter reverted that decision.

i_ben_fine,

Twitter seems to randomly choose which users can be viewed without an account.

porksoda,

They aren’t fully auth-gating the comments yet. You can view the first 5-8 top-level comments and 2-3 comments deep on each parent. Overall, I find myself spending probably 1/5 of the time on a thread that I used to.

EDIT - This is on the mobile browser view.

Hyperz,
@Hyperz@lemmy.world avatar

Overall, I find myself spending probably 1/5 of the time on a thread that I used to.

Same here. And when I do go there I don’t engage with it at all anymore. No posting comments, no posting threads, no up or down voting anything. On mobile I don’t use the site at all anymore since Boost for Lemmy got released. Fuck em.

lhamil64,

Occasionally I’ll go to a subreddit on mobile browser and half the time I can’t view it due to mature content. If I really care then I’ll go to old.reddit but often I’ll just back out.

perviouslyiner,

there’s a firefox extension which converts all links to old.

bappity, in Anointed Liquidator
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

he was searching for The Holy Spirit Level

PP_BOY_, in Anointed Liquidator
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This isn’t a meme.

neptune,

OK let’s tack on some ugly and cringey wojack face things and call it a day 😎

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It wouldnt be a good meme, but at least it would be a meme

Smoogs, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Depends. If you are eating non processed vegetables the costs goes way below even burgers.

teuniac_,

And beans. And lentils. And peas.

Also, opting for the burger options doesn’t have to mean eating a huge quantity of them.

ericbomb,

Oh yeah for sure! Just sometimes I wanna go to a place and order a similar looking thing as the people around me without paying a ton more XD

nodsocket,

You can make vegan bean burgers for way less money than beef. A can of beans, flax seeds, bread crumbs, garlic and an onion are all you need.

KreekyBonez, in You have to.

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

Misconduct,

Grab drill

BZZT BZZT

son_named_bort,

I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.

Kase,

oh, the horror

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