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Fizz, in Where my watersluts at?
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

My want for water is higher than the throughput of my throat

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

And the throughput of my throat is impressive to say the least.

Fizz, in Na.
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

I had to read this meme 10 tines because my mind kept going to pizza and I was thinking do blood platelets like pizza crust.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Pipl crust.

scytale, in Na.

Well if they didn’t make it so itchy, maybe I wouldn’t have scratched it off. /s

pomodoro_longbreak, in Says it all.
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh because they aren’t wearing a mask?

lord_ryvan, in Plane goes brrrr

I don’t even want a straw, I prefer drinking from the side of the cup and save the environment even a little more bringing my own fave cup and asking for no straw!

And yes, billionaires really do go brrr while I do all this

Toes, in Where my watersluts at?

Hydrohomies represent!

D_C,

I was subbed there when it was called something not so wholesome.

ProvokedGamer,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

What was the old name? Asking for a friend.

solaryth,
@solaryth@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
Pinklink,

I liked the old name and I challenge you to find me someone who was offended by it

db2, in I'm not your friend, guh!

Kick the baby!

xusontha, in Not fair.

https://media.tenor.com/92SaIbX-fv4AAAAC/unbelievable-beckett-mariner.gif

The AUDACITY

I’m going to set up a camera to catch them in the act, then they’ll have to let me eat ice cream on my bed! It’s a foolproof plan!

ILikeBoobies, in Majestic

The bottom half is 90% of a person

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Accurate.
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I subscribe to a bunch of services but still pirate all the shows because it's nicer to have them all in one place

Taleya,

I have nutflex but still ended up downloading ld&R because they would not stop fucking up the episode order or playing no more than one at a time before rotating back to a reshuffled episode menu and i JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW

ryo,

I have nutflex

You should get that checked out.

bleistift2, in Na.

If it takes days for your platelets to close a wound, go see a doctor.

bleistift2,

You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t judge my platelets! They’re just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn’t been good on their quality of life either.

xusontha, in Just another day of saving the bees.
AI_toothbrush, in AAAAAA and so on

I was listening to a song and suddenly heard a a screaming aaa but it was actually an I

dingus, in I'm not your friend, guh!
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m not your Tuber, Spud!

shiftymccool,

I not your spud, fry!

Hundun, in Especially during work hours

Does everyone have this one friend, who instead of typing out one message, splits their thoughts into 6-32 smaller messages sent in quick succession?

Also, I wish there was a way to throttle or debounce notifications on my phone.

Navigate,

I don’t know why in 2023 we still can’t debounce notifications. It should be simple to say if I get 3 messages in the same conversation in 120 seconds, silence the conversation for an hour.

Polar,

And people like you wonder why you have no friends lmao.

“If my friends message me too much, silence them for an hour”.

Navigate,

I’m in group chats that often devolve into 2-3 talking about something between themselves. While I’m busy with other things I’m not interested in being distracted every single time something is said because I think the notification might be something that requires attention. Once I have some free time I may be interested in going back to see what was said, but if I know they’re going off and I don’t want to hear about it at the moment I’d like the conversation to automatically mute for a short period of time.

The assumption is that by that point I am aware of the messages and have chosen to ignore them for the time being. There is no need to notify me because I’ve already been notified

bleistift2,

“Hey, guess what, I got free text messages now.”

3 days later I contemplate blocking them.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

I used to be that friend, then I stopped. Learned to put order in my thoughts before sharing them. If not out of self respect, at least out of respect for my friends.

Hundun,

I genuinely like this about you now

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