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grayman, in On culinary crimes

I’m allergic to pineapple. I put habenero hot sauce on my mac. There’s zero chance I’m adding raisins.

Cheez, in I was around during the stone age of the internet

My card’s PIN is just the date when the bank reset it for me… 20 years ago.

I changed banks and I set my new card to the same PIN.

It’s sentimental at this point.

The_v,

College e-mail password was a 6 digit non-changeable pin number on windows 95.

Guess what my phone lock screen pin is today.

LeanSock, in Poompkins.

But how did they grow up there?

BonesOfTheMoon,

Pumpkins are vegetable whores.

ChewTiger, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

When I was like 11 I made two emails, one with a dumb name and another more professional one that’s just my name. I didn’t want to send emails to adults with the dumb name one because I didn’t want to explain it.

11 year old me was way too serious.

atomic_nugget, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it’s hideous

c0mbatbag3l,
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It’s like the homer Simpson sexy in front clips in back meme.

Vuraniute, in Get out my head
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

controlnet my beloved

mp3, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can’t afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!

DocBlaze, (edited )

depending on how you count sleep humans have a close to 70% uptime. pretty abysmal, GOD!

OrderedChaos,

Even when you’re sleeping the system is still operating. So since it’s not 100% active nor completely off it’s a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.

DocBlaze,

I guess that’s true, the system is even up when under attack (viruses, psychedelic drugs) and for up to a century with mostly self-maintainence.

LemmysMum,

Systems that are ‘down for maintenance’ are also still being used.

30% downtime is 30% downtime.

Thranduil,

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

Isoprenoid,

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

SARGEx117,

“Omnipotent” Being couldn’t design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

100_kg_90_de_belin,

God just thought that implementation would be easier.

DragonTypeWyvern,

He could have, but he didn’t want to.

He enjoys the suffering.

Isoprenoid,

Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.

Recursive issue, tbh.

SnipingNinja,

Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.

Isoprenoid,

Implying any improvements that don’t make us divine would satisfy you.

SARGEx117,

Why should we be satisfied with anything less, were it possible?

Isoprenoid,

Assuming God exists, the end goal of many religions is just that, we end up in a divine state.

avogadro,

Also the system has to assemble itself

Mobiuthuselah,

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

SwingingTheLamp,

without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here’s where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It’s a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

SnipingNinja,

Where’s the long version?

duckington,

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

tkk13909,

Without downtime too!

chrischryse, in Technically it's always the first in China until they get removed from the movie

What are the other movies?

No_Money_Just_Change,

In onwards there is a police woman/ogre who talks about her girlfriend. I have heard there is queer representation in the movie luca but I did not watch it

GCostanzaStepOnMe,
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Buzz Lightyear, Baloo, Peter Pan, the Fairy Godmother, Jafar and King Triton

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

Why would any of these be considered gay characters

GCostanzaStepOnMe,
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

Are you saying you want none of that Peter Bussy?

bob_lemon,

Looking back at the list of Disney movies… there actually were none. Unless you count Cuzco.

WarmSoda,

And if you ignore a bunch of the other movies, too.

Krauerking,

Well definitely limiting if you go specifically gay teen.

But they made a somewhat big deal about having a Gay Ellen DeGeneres, in finding Dory but didn’t specifically push that the character was gonna show gay representation.

But man they really pushed the narrative that they would have an openly gay character in the live action Beauty & the Best movie which ended up being a 15 seconds site gag about cross dressing and dancing… so that was dumb.

Then they bragged about having gay representation in an Avengers movie which ended up being an unnamed character saying he dated a guy once in a blink and you miss it sad scene at the top of the movie… and Marvel is Disney.

Then I remember them bragging about gay representation in Onward but I actually don’t remember there being any like at all. Seriously, they talked about how they would include representing everyone and then the movie was a mess of just fairytale knockoff representation everywhere and I can point out practically no specifics.

Let’s see then they made a bunch of live action stuff that actually had real gay representation but eternals sucked and cruella it’s definitely just a side character but hey whatever.

Then they bragged about light-year I think which I didn’t watch so who knows how good that was.

And that brings us to “the first openly gay character” which was the only advertising point for this movie I saw after a fantastic trailer giving such a great 1930s vibe and nothing else.

So yeah I guess that’s practically none of you consider how pathetic the early attempts were nothing.

Stamets,
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  1. Finding Dory: Has a lesbian couple on screen for 3 seconds. Was an ENORMOUS deal at the time. Disney marketed it.
  2. Beauty and the Beast (2017 Live Action): Disney specifically marketed how Josh Gads character was their first gay character. They also marketed an “exclusive gay moment”. That moment was him dancing with another man in a group scene for like 2 seconds.
  3. Thor Ragnarok: Wasn’t announced until Love and Thunder but Valkyrie is bisexual.
  4. Avengers Endgame: Also touted as a “big moment” and the first gay character in the MCU. During the opening grief counseling session that Cap America runs, one dude is talking about how he went on a date with another man. Here’s there for a maximum of 20 seconds.
  5. Toy Story 4: You can see a lesbian couple for like 1-3 seconds.
  6. Rise of Skywalker: Also touted as a huge moment for Star Wars, Disney started talking about how it was the first lesbian couple. At the end of the movie there’s a 1 second shot of two women kissing. Disney marketed it as first on screen same sex kiss.
  7. **Onward:**The cyclops cop is a lesbian. There’s a single line where she says her girlfriend’s daughter did something.
  8. Jungle Cruise: Disney said that Jack MacGregor was their first “major gay character”. There is a single line in the film hinting towards his sexuality. Dwayne Johnsons character asks why he never got married and Jack says “my interests lie elsewhere”. That’s it. Apparently that counts for being gay.
  9. Eternals: Disney touted that one as being the ‘First Gay Superhero’. He’s not a major character or anything but you do see a scene with him and his husband/son.
  10. Cruella: Also marketed by Disney as being their ‘first major gay character’ despite them claiming that twice for Beauty and the Beast and for Jungle Cruise. In this movie, the gay character is the hyper flamboyant, fashion loving villain.
  11. High School Musical The Series: A Disney+ show. They marketed that one for the ‘First Gay Disney Love Song’.
  12. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness: America Chavez is a lesbian and the movie was marketed for having the ‘First Gay Superhero’, apparently ignoring Eternals from previously.
  13. Lightyear: ‘First Pixar Same-sex Kiss in a Pixar movie’ was claimed for this one. However it was only put back into the movie after news broke that Disney was donating to anti-gay politicians and that they constantly cut LGBTQ content behind the scenes they stuck this scene in. Then it came out that this scene too was originally cut. Shocker.
  14. Ms. Marvel: Another Disney+ show. They have a same-sex teenage lesbian couple.
  15. Strange World: The thing in the meme. First Gay Teenage character.
Holzkohlen,

Holy fuck that is pathetic. Not quite as pathetic as the people crying about “forced diversity” tho.

chrischryse,

Wow thanks didn’t think there was that many “first gay characters” 😂

I forgot about 1 though I remember hearing about that.

Seems like Disney can’t make up their minds and are trying to make the “perfect” gay character.

They should just do this:

“This is the first gay character”

“This is the first gay character V2”

“This is the first gay character V3”

Etc

AI_toothbrush,

I saw some of these movies but the only one that actually contains a somewhat important gay character thats actually gay is eternals.

seitanic,
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At the end of the movie there’s a 1 second shot of two women kissing.

LOL. First I heard of this. I must’ve blinked and missed it.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

It is literally 1 or 2 seconds. It’s an extremely quick flash that’s in the background. Not even given focus from what I remember, although I could be wrong on that. It was just so forgettable.

audiomodder,

ABC is owned by Disney. ABC owns Scrubs. Therefore the first gay love song from Disney is “Guy Love” sung by JD and Turk and I will die on this hill.

friendlysort,

I would like to join you on this hill

Touching_Grass,

Does that make JD and Turk Disney princesses

Demographics,

Yes, and while I will not die on that hill, I’ll kill others on it.

drcobaltjedi,

sigh

Mission hill, a show you’ve likely never heard of, back in 1999 had two characters named Gus and Wally. They were the upstairs neighboors of the main cast though Gus and Wally did have their own episode (the show only ran for 1 season and had 13 episodes) as well as having some side plots in other episodes. Now the very first scene they’re in they are making out.

Let me repeat that, back in fucking 1999 there was an openly gay couple in an animated show who were functionally main characters. They weren’t the perfect couple, they acted like your old married coupke, but the show never once made them being gay a joke, a bad thing, or anything of the sort. They were treated respectfully as flawed humans who loved each other for the show’s entire run.

Catoblepas,

The episode where Gus comes back from work with a knife stuck in his head and won’t go to the doctor and tries to just act like everything is normal still makes me die laughing, because my (also gay) husband is the same way.

drcobaltjedi,

I loved it when he put on the hat and said the problem was solved.

quixotic120,

The characters being ancillary and easily edited out/cut is by design so they can still use the movies in foreign markets that are hostile to lgbt rights

If the gay character is only identified as gay in one scene where they say “I’m gay” or kiss for 10 seconds you can just cut that part out and still screen it in Saudi Arabia. Disney doesn’t actually give a shit about lgbt issues, they give a shit about what will sell

Thus a prominent main character who is gay or a movie about a character coming to terms with queer identity is far less likely because that basically means they instantly lose out on much of the lucrative international market

straypet, in Sh*t Gold .

Also might be the most unethical coffee in the world too.

Hotdogman,

What do you mean? Force feeding caged animals to shit coffee beans isn’t ethical?

Bassman1805,

I read once that a major reason the coffee is supposed to be good, is that the animals (in the wild) tend to seek out the ripest, healthiest coffee beans to eat. They’re abundant (prior to human intervention), so why settle for less?

But then we cage them and force-feed them whatever, so they’re just medium (or low) quality beans to start with. So even if you look past the cruelty, it’s not even the quality of coffee the reputation suggests.

Mangosniper,

Iirc correctly the monkey cats ( or however they are called ) actually just prefer a specific coffee plant that is more rarely used as the ones used for the vast amount of coffee in the world ( e.g. robusta or arabica). However, if the beans of this variation are used directly, it tastes exactly the same. There is a scientific paper about this. Long story short: people are drinking shat out coffee for no good reason. What is even worse, it is tried to hold these monkey cats in cages to produce more of this coffee. Again for no good reason. But people fall for the marketing pr gang that the coffee is handpicked by those animals, digested and shat out and they would not go for “yeah we need just to use another plant” because it wouldn’t be so exklusive anymore…

CaptainJack42,

Aha da hat wohl noch jemand methodisch inkorrekt gehört, wollte gerade genau das gleiche schreiben ^^

Mangosniper,
pinkdrunkenelephants,

Can you remember anything about the paper? Authors, journals, anything?

ButtDrugs,

What type of bean? I’d love to try an ethical roast of it.

GrammatonCleric, in when the tree realizes he is standing on Elm Street, right next to Freddy's house
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

It was the Thompson’s house, Freddy never signed a lease or paid rent/mortgage.

deegeese, in Poompkins.

Now this is a proper shitpost

bernieecclestoned, in Fall guy

Super Meat Boy

snowraven, in FOSS/Selfhosted FTW!

WhY sHoUld i cAre I hAVe notHing To hiDe AnYWay!!!

xusontha,

Just keep all your data in a public repository, then you don’t have to worry about it!

Fedizen, in Gotta love international shipping

gonna be a wet package

ceenote, in At least it's not a bethesda game...

The writing is too good for it to be a Bethesda game.

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