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nudnyekscentryk, in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Reality is not left leaning. Leftist politics are reality-leaning

g8phcon2,

I'm a leftist and I disagree. Reality is politically neutral. I happen to believe unregulated a Freed market would result in a leftist market but we can't know that for sure until such time the revolution comes.

Cyberwitch_7493, in Freedom units 💯
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I just use

30°C is hot, 20°C is nice 10°C is cold, 0°C is ice.

Obviously that won’t apply everywhere, but in milder climates it works pretty good.

Ascend910, in Earth-shatering vibrations

Me: I need a flute for my orchestra performance
Yamaha: No problem, here’s our 800W Series.
Me: You wouldn’t happen to know where I can
get a heavy 600 cc sport bike with the stop speed of 260km would you?
Yamaha: You’re not gonna believe this

TWeaK, in Freedom units 💯

If those Americans could read they’d be very upset.

SpooneyOdin, in X Videos

Xs gonna give it to ya

Comment105, in Taking all bets!

Warhammer and Total War

War-War!

oh fuck they already did that

and fucked it up

Fiivemacs, in Back in my day we called them jokes

I don’t get how someone is unable to call a taxi for themselves…

ThiefUserPermissions,

Im assuming the assumption is dad would pay for the taxi.

30p87,

Or the son/daughter is actually very responsible and already knows they’re gonna be blackout drunk, unable to call anything.

lhamil64,

At 7am?

30p87,

That’s a fairly normal time for parties, especially with friends. Even though I mostly do this in my home village (so ~500m from home), it’s common to party til 6 am, or rather until someone complains to the police, for many festivals.

jerome, in What kind of science is this?
@jerome@kbin.social avatar

I don't get it.

jerome,
@jerome@kbin.social avatar

Wait. Her hand. I get it, now.

hungry_freaks_daddy, in Earth-shatering vibrations

Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

regalia, in understanding games is a form of systemic analysis

Spawn points are busted and too heavy RNG

cheery_coffee,

You’re only complaining because you got a bad spawn. The truth is anyone can make it to the top of the lobby, it just requires grinding and being smart.

I know this because I started out with barely anything, just a few million dollars from my trust fund when I finished boarding school.

Maultasche, in Taking all bets!

Isn’t the next one SawPatrol in September?

ShootBANGdang, in Salmon

The salmon specifying “outsides” in the second line implies it knew its insides were pink and that pink was a possibility. Should’ve said “like my scales.”

Roundcat, in Salmon
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Ppl: Uh um, well...

Salmon: How did you know pink was my favorite color!

ppl: Uh, what?

Salmon: Yeah! All the prettiest flowers are pink! I also like the sense of calm the color instills, the feminine yet loud conveyance, the fact that it's the color of my birth stone...

ppl: oh, well, that's pretty cool

Salmon: And the fact that it reminds me of the blood of my enemies, and awakens my chaotic and violent nature upon seeing it!

Kidplayer_666,

Pink like your favourite food!

XCraftMC, in Salmon

because of their…insides?

quindraco,
Duamerthrax, in Back in my day's.

You’re chart is missing American’s Army, which was funded by the government.

DragonTypeWyvern,

On the plus side, that one might have actually saved some lives by teaching future child soldiers CPR.

Which, ya know, probably puts it at the head of the curve, propaganda wise, right?

Baby steps.

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