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adj16, in I need to buy better band-aids

Just going to leave this link here for anyone coming into this thread looking for answers:

a.co/d/5Ct0pIB

They’ll last through showers and they’re strong enough to hold your pee in. Don’t ask me how I know.

poppy,

I assume OP is talking about bandages on fingers, and it’s much harder to get a good seal on your fingers even with these :(

adj16,

Spoken like someone who’s never tried to pee and been blocked by a bandaid before

ryan213, in noob, bring that road roller
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Fancy pants using brand name toothpaste.

Fermion, in noob, bring that road roller

Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

SuperSaiyanSwag, in How I like my pi

This might be a good place to ask this. I was messing around with my Asus router setting last night and noticed that it had Ad Guard, which works similarly to PiHole with DNS. To test it I went to Reddit and saw ads still. Is Ad Guard not as effective as PiHole or Reddit ads are DOM based?

TeddE,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

As a rule of thumb, I expect that Asus as a business only cares about adbock from two angles:

  1. A feature to slap on the box for advertising.
  2. A B2B feature for helping business management make workers more productive.

To the first, there’s little incentive to ever update the lists after you’ve bought the device, so it’s quickly outdated. To the second, it’s like to be far more optimized for Amazon or Newegg, then for Reddit. Between the two, I don’t generally expect them to hold a candle to pi-hole and similar software.

SmoothIsFast,

You need to flush your local DNS cache after turning that on for it to be 100% effective.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in noob, bring that road roller
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damn you can afford a car!

Mok98,

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

gnate,

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

jackpot, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

if texas did secede the federal US government would be blue for decades LMFAO. granted, texas is getting bluer by the day but still.

VinesNFluff, in Thank you therapy
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

Unicorns aren’t real. Only weird gay ppl who pretend to be unicorns on the Internet.

shalafi, in I need to buy better band-aids

These are the shit:

band-aid.com/…/hydro-seal-all-purpose-bandages

I can go on forever, but they do more than just stick well.

You can get hydrocolloid bandages from other makers, But Band Aid is the best.

psud,

But you can only use them on new wounds. If one fails, for example on a finger abrasion injury (the only place I have ever had those fail) you need to replace it with a different type of dressing.

They do stick better than any of the alternatives I have tried and that provide the best healing environment

SnokenKeekaGuard, in But I can't sleep
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You dont go to sleep so tomorrow doesnt begin. I go to sleep so today ends, we are not the same

Scubus, in Texas: We're going to secede

Yeah, fuck about 40% of Texas that is able to use their brain. They should’ve thought about not being born in Texas, or maybe reconsidered being too poor to move.

Rooskie91,

Excuse me sir this is the internet. Please take your logic somewhere else. /s

weird_nugget, in But I can't sleep

This is why I’m sleep deprived

cosmicrookie, (edited ) in noob, bring that road roller
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars

shiveyarbles, in But I can't sleep

Every day is pain

fkn, in But I can't sleep

Fr, this hits deep when you have kids.

MuffinHeeler,

If I go to sleep now I’m going to wake up to a toy being shoved in my face and “play with me mummy” or a screaming kid from a nightmare. If I stay up an extra hour I get to be by myself for an extra hour.

Either way I’ll be tired.

Not much choice there, I’ll stay up and be more sleep deprived.

zewu, in The future is now, old man

Breaking: turing-complete system can simulate any turing machine

AnarchistArtificer,
joelectron,

How had I never seen this? This is brilliant!

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