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TimeSquirrel, in I noticed after zooming in
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Where have you been, we've been trying to make robot dogs work since the late 90s. Boston Dynamics is gettin' pretty close now.

https://i.imgur.com/cNeWX7n.jpg

CoderKat,

I remember having one of those as a kid. For a few days, it was the best thing ever, till I got bored with it and never played with it again.

bufordt,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly like a real dog.

Catweazle, in Well
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar
Kolanaki, in They're not supposed to look like that
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Pretty sure this is a dinosaur brain.

MrGerrit, in Every. Single. Week.

So many people complain about epic and it’s launcher. Yeah, it’s not great but it works just fine and with all the free games you can claim, it’s just crazy not to have a account for it.

Every week 1 to 2 games to claim and in December for like 2 weeks straight you get extra games to claim.

Who cares it’s a repeat or a less good game, it’s free. Try it out and maybe you’ll find your next favorite game!

r00ty, in Very
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Big brother isn't watching you because you're not a party member, merely a lowly prole. Deal with it!

HatchetHaro, in When you hear someone pronounce GIF as 'JIF
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s pronounced however the fuck you want to pronounce it.

I like to pronounce it “jif” because gin, gentle, Germany, gypsy. Others like to pronounce it “gif” because gift, good, game, girl.

Don’t pull any bullshit reasons like “it’s not pronounced jraphics”, because if that argument holds any water, JPEG is jay-feg, scuba is scuh-ba, and laser is lah-seer.

The creator calls it “jif” and wants others to call it “jif”. I don’t give a shit; if some people want to call it “gif”, that’s up to them and I’m not stopping them. English is not a prescriptive language; pronunciations will always differ according to origins and regions and accents and generations. I will not misunderstand you if you pronounce it “gif”, and you will not misunderstand me if I say “jif”.

reverendsteveii,

jay-feg

Babe wake up, new pointless acronym controversy just dropped

bentsea, in Like I get there are several reasons people remain. It just feels kinda weird to listen to a podcaster or youtuber go off on twittter, yet they still use twitter exclusively.

It truly baffles me that anyone at all is still on the platform formerly known as twitter at this point.

Getallen,

Twitter is just furry porn now.

Jorgelino,

It’d honestly be hilarious if instead of the “free speech” right wing hellscape elon is trying to make, it just became the number 1 furry community on the internet.

Getallen,

It already is

ThePac, in As an owner of children, I approve this message

How anybody flies without noise-canceling headphones these days is beyond me.

rab,

I just had a 9 hour flight where both bathrooms were plugged and aisles were completely covered in puke because this kid got so sick, and refused to throw up into a bag. Every time he got sick he ran from his mom and threw up somewhere else on the plane

Left flight with puke on my backpack and shoes. Whole back of the plane was vomiting throughout the flight due to the smell. Nobody could use the bathrooms for the last 3 hours of the flight. Even two of the stewardesses were crying by the end

My noise cancelling headphones were not effective

Kolanaki, in As an owner of children, I approve this message
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Carry ons should be put in the overhead bin or tuck under your seat.

If you carry your baby onto the plane, be kind to your fellow passengers and put it in the bin.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Okay, I’m gonna bite the bullet and say it. This is disheartening. I’m not one to clutch pearls, but come on. Would you say this about anyone else? Dogs? Cats? Anything at all? Do you understand how fucked up it is? I just don’t get it. It was the same in Reddit, and it’s fucking same in here. Why do you hate children? You don’t wanna have them, that’s fine. Why would you say these things?

Maybe you’re joking. Even after assuming that you are, this is in poor taste and a fucked up thing to say.

Sephtis-6,

U don't hate children but what i hate is that one child with shitty parents will ruin the entire flight for everyone else.

Wage_slave, in Doing what I can to encourage growth and help people be seen.
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

This gives me all sorts of nostalgia for when I first found reddit. That was like twelve years ago.

And it’s fucking awesome. I really have been enjoying this here Lemmy life around pirates and opossums.

BigNote, in Lemmy since the reddit collapse

Yeah, it’s so strange that people confuse you with a Kremlin bot when you repeatedly spew the same fucking bullshit talking points as the bots themselves.

Flaps,

Bruh Idk how you got convinced there are so many bots around. Like, sure, if you write off everything that differs from the nato line of thought as bots, then sure, believe what you want. But ti me that’s just absurd. I assume that people I interact with are actual humans, even if their opinions suck ass. But to be so far up your own ass, as to not even acknowledge that people can think other things than you without them being some evil, heinous bot is just fuckin stupid

ReakDuck,

Meanwhile, there are literally bots that easily replace humans.

Its weird that someones life is only dedicated to be negative about one thing. And especially because Russia and China love to manipulate and do everything to convince people that what they are doing is great, its not unlikely they are bots. Especially with LLM its very easy to create a realistic bot.

Thinking that they are bots is more likely than not because of these facts.

Well, I guess I shall stop my propaganda and just accept that there are literal communities that are hardcore china or russia fans because of the leftism.

There are reasons why Elon Musk doesn’t feel alone while having no gf. /j

Neopergoss,

Everyone is a bot everywhere. There are no people anymore!

Noughmad, in Lemmy since the reddit collapse

Yeah, you can call yourself a leftist all you want, but when 90% of your posts is calling Biden and Zelensky Nazis but you never criticize Putin or Trump, I get certain doubts.

SigloPseudoMundo,

You forgot the genocide denial as well. I don’t understand why they worship Russia like the ussr is still around.

SmokinStalin,
@SmokinStalin@hexbear.net avatar

Oop im feeling it, gotta worship Russia now. stalin-smokin. Wanna hit?

CloutAtlas,

Posting about Trump or Putin being bad would be akin to making posts about ISIS being bad: it goes without saying.

Like 99% of people on this platform already agrees with you, it’s really not a contentious issue. There’s no significant MAGA or Russian nationalist instance federated. None of their supporters would see it, it would be a completely moot point.

Noughmad,

Oh how I wish that was true. Unfortunately I’ve seen far too many people support Russia in this war, both offline and online, including here.

Maybe I’m wrong about hexbear, I certainly hope that I am, but on lemmygrad I saw long posts with many upvotes explaining how this war is a good thing and Putin is a hero that is fighting against the capitalists etc.

Edit: and now lemmygrad had Hunter’s laptop on the front page. Could they be any more obvious?

Edit2: lol, you almost had me believing that I was wrong and just too paranoid. Then in this very thread I got two people from hexbear telling me how NATO and Ukraine are evil, heavily upvoted. Still nothing bad about either Trump or Putin. Thanks.

autismdragon,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Still nothing bad about either Trump or Putin.

Its because we don’t have to convince y’all that Trump and Putin are bad because you already think that. We’d just be spitting into an echo chamber, preaching to the choir. There’s no point. To be clear we dunk on Trump all the time. We do not like him.

Why do you think that leftists have to say “but also btw Trump is also bad” every time we criticize Biden? That would make no sense.

CloutAtlas,

Right, but if you made a post about how Putin is a great leader or Republicans have better policies and child labour, homophobia and lower taxes on the rich are good on Hexbear you’re going to get shat on in the comments if not outright banned.

Criticizing NATO is more pressing because online discourse is extremely pro-NATO. Reddit, for example, loves NATO expansion and loved when Finland joined. None of the disdain for NATO is praise for Putin being a corrupt nationalist.

Also anything involving Hunter Biden is funny. He’s just an obscenely offbeat person. While the Trump children (except Tiffany and for now Barron) are just slimy sycophants trying to gain daddy’s approval while swindling money out of MAGA morons, Hunter is doing cocaine and sleeping with prostitutes. Its never really in our discourse for anti-Biden posts to criticize Hunter, he’s become a micro celebrity in his own right. If anything we literally like Hunter better than Joe

Empricorn, in Lemmy since the reddit collapse

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good. Bad is the enemy of good, and right-wingers are bad.

Frank,
@Frank@hexbear.net avatar

I swear to god the next time tells me that BS I am going to shit myself, vomit, and cry.

There is a literal anti-Trans genocide in the US. That’s “The good” you’re defending.

AntiOutsideAktion,
@AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net avatar

Democrats are right wingers. And they’re worlds away from anything I’d call “good”

rebelappliance, in I miss forums

Our parents, 10 years ago “Don’t trust anything you read online!”

Parents, today: “I do my own research online!”

Oha, in I miss forums

Back in the day when we ran random exes, good times

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