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XeroxCool, in USB-Cat

Is that a reversible micro? What did that even work with?

sarmale, (edited )

Theres a bendy thing in the middle with contacts on both sides, so it can fit in any normal microusb port

Voyajer,
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Neat, I have a reversible USB A device that functions the same way but I didn’t know there were reversible micro USB cables doing the same thing.

Drusas, (edited ) in Our best days are behind us:

I'm reminded of a quote from some animated(?) movie that I can't recall. It was along the lines of "the same as yesterday, and the day before that and the day before that" in a dejected tone.

If anybody could help me figure out what that was, it would be much appreciated.

Edit: It was A Nightmare Before Christmas. My mind replaced "year before that" with "day before that".

Prok, (edited )
@Prok@lemmy.world avatar

Nelson from the Simpsons?

It doesn’t seem right, but it’s the best I could come up with…

JCreazy,
adhocfungus, in Got any suggestions?

I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.

Elephant0991, in Our best days are behind us:
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UPGRAYEDD,

Yep, it just was better regulated in the recent past. It wasnt always much better, the great depression era was arguably worse. It only took 20 years and a world war to pull us out.

Elephant0991,
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Yes! There is this Buddhist saying, supposedly some 2,500 years back, “Even if a whole mountain were made of gold, not double that would be enough to satisfy one person.”

You can trace unsatisfied greed in American gazillionaires all the way back to Rockefeller. Before that, you can trace it to Kings, Queens, Emperors, Conquerors. Only external circumstances, societal structures/cultures/etc, keep the greed in check. As soon as we were out of subsistence living, we started collecting, often times just for the sake of collections, sometimes other people’s great misery be damned.

Sheeple, in Our best days are behind us:
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Oh honey capitalism has been destroying our lifes for decades

return2ozma,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

The Nature of Capitalism…

youtu.be/WseyrYuD8ao

godot,

Millennia!

And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers’ money, and overthrew the tables; And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father’s house a house of merchandise.

John 2:15-16

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Now they have Starbucks and MAGA shops.

jennwiththesea, in Got any suggestions?
@jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.

SnotFlickerman, in I love that song... 🎵 Rock Sand! 🎵
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Roxanne, you don’t have to put on your customer service voice.

WereCat, (edited ) in Got any suggestions?

1.) Sit on a toilet

2.) Concentrate

3.) Become Forspoken protagonist youtu.be/1zo3jPUPbeI?si=xP_ADMTsdJlkt78e

Pfnic, in USB-Cat

This meme makes no sense without knowing the other post that shows this connector as a double sided USB micro B connector

sarmale,

beehaw.org/post/10737253 for anyone who wants to see it

some_guy, in Got any suggestions?

That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.

Sanctus, in I love that song... 🎵 Rock Sand! 🎵
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Cock band, you don’t have to put on the red light

VikingHippie,

Stuck man! Put on the sled light!

Marduk73, in Got any suggestions?
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

i literally yelled “Hey Sharon! You gotta see this” today in the washroom.

VikingHippie, in Lies and Slander

The spoils just so happens to be several cans of tuna.

VikingHippie, in Lies and Slander

This one literally had me cackling out loud and I don’t even cackle!

I chortle, guffaw, chuckle, sometimes snicker and on rare occasions even bellow with laughter. Never cackled until now, though! 😂

Angry_Maple, (edited ) in Got any suggestions?
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

flubba86, (edited )

That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

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