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ColeSloth, in Impossible

I’m 40 and grew up gaming. Your mom is probably younger and also grew up around games. Online gaming has been a thing since the 90’s. Your parents aren’t like my parents were. They won’t call your Playstation a Nintendo.

superduperenigma, in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

Where stroganoff

Where socialism

Where Linux

Where condescending attitude towards Reddit

DaCrazyJamez,

Where confirmation she hasnt shit in three days?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

I keep trying to add content to other communities, but I get drowned out by memes about beans and stroganoff… ;)

hunter2,

Using Lemmy btw.

plague_sapiens, (edited )
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

U wrote arch wrong…

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Weird, your user name is just *******

nezbyte,

Woah, I wonder how they censored their username like that.

LemmyInRedditSux,

It says “AzureDiamond” now. What did it look like before?

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Where’s Risa?

Mac, in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

I am definitely an attractive woman with three arms.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I too am a humanoid person of a statistically unlikely phenotype, fellow |{ERROR{=NO BIO DESIGNATION FOUND/{}]|}~.

cannedtuna, in Think we should intervene?

Wtf was even the idea behind even making the source picture??? Fucking bizarre

spader312,

Looks like Jehovah Witness Doomsday persecution propaganda

Potatos_are_not_friends,

JW love rapture porn

friek,

Maybe canned tuna is the answer.

Gentoo1337,
@Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works avatar

They probably meant that angels are judging the cops actions? Idk

hydroptic,

I did an image search and you were right, it’s jehova’s witnesses: wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/2022240

“During the great tribulation, Gog of Magog’s forces may try to assault us in our homes. But we can take comfort in knowing that Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us”

Allrighty then.

frezik, (edited )

Ex JW here. This is depicting one of the steps in their equivalent to the Rapture. It goes something like this:

  • The UN activates as a full world government, and decides to destroy all religion (if you know the slightest bit about the UN, you can see how absurd this is before we get to anything else)
  • After clearing out everything else, the UN suddenly realizes that Jehovah’s Witnesses are still around
  • They attack JWs (what OP’s picture depicts), but God intervenes to protect them supernaturally
  • Jehovah wins and tosses Satan in a deep pit
  • Earth is transformed over 1000 years into a paradise. Nobody dies, and previous righteous people are resurrected.
  • At the end of that, Satan is let out again for a final judgment of humanity
  • Satan is killed off for good. Any human survivors live forever on a paradise Earth.

Gog of Magog comes from Ezekiel 38. From the New World Translation: "The word of Jehovah again came to me, saying: 2 “Son of man, set your face against Gog of the land of Maʹgog, the head chieftain of Meʹshech and Tuʹbal, and prophesy against him. 3 Say, ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah says: “Here I am against you, O Gog, head chieftain of Meʹshech and Tuʹbal. "

Then, the term pops up again in Revelation 20: “7 Now as soon as the 1,000 years have ended, Satan will be released from his prison, 8 and he will go out to mislead those nations in the four corners of the earth, Gog and Maʹgog, to gather them together for the war. The number of these is as the sand of the sea.”

So Gog is basically another term for Satan in this reading. Though Ezekiel seems to be talking about a people from a specific place.

As a side note, “But we can take comfort in knowing…” is a common phrase in their writing, and I get a little twitch every time I read it.

rambling_lunatic,

Good job on getting out of the JW. I heard it is damned difficult.

hydroptic,

Wait, wait, wait: is this seriously what JWs believe? I honestly don’t know much about them except that they’re somehow weird.

Also fun (???) tidbit, that “But we can take comfort in knowing” phrase.

spader312, (edited )

Yes 100%. Born and raised. You grow up your entire life thinking the world is going to end in a few years. Why goto college if the world will end and it won’t serve you in the new system? We grow up in terror, see a storm out the window… Is it Armageddon? Constant fear.

Not to mention the fear of being exiled from your friends and family if you “sin”. My childhood was lost because I didn’t get to celebrate Christmas or Halloween, or goto my friends house from school, or watch Harry Potter or play Pokemon. Instead we went to church twice a week, went knocking door to door at least once a week in the heat and humidity, and did book study once a week where we read their literature and answer simple minded questions about it. Sundays were non-existent because we spent the entire day partaking in those activities.

hydroptic, (edited )

Shit, I had no idea. That sounds like a fairly anxiety-inducing way to live.

Around the Cretaceous period when I was in elementary school, I had a classmate who was in the JW and their life did sort of seem pretty drab compared to the rest of us, at least based on what they talked about, but I guess it’s no surprise that they didn’t much venture into the whole Armageddon thing for example, being 7–9yo at the time.

spader312, (edited )

It is anxiety inducing, it’s hard to even realize it because they always keep you busy. And they discourage you from having friends outside the religion and teach you that people outside have miserable lives, they only do drugs, drink alcohol and have sex. Anyone outside is only nice to you because they want to take advantage of you.

Youre taught to be scared of the outside world so you never explore it and realize that normal people really are just normal and most people are actually very friendly and want to help each other, and are a million times less judgemental than other JWs.

In other words, it’s a cult.

frezik,

I’m still disappointed in the relative lack of orgies since getting out. I WAS PROMISED ORGIES, DAMMIT!

hydroptic, (edited )

It’s like the “anti drug education” a lot of us had to sit through as a kid. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FREE DRUGS I WAS PROMISED DEALERS WERE HANDING OUT???

frezik,

Yup, that’s their whole outline of the end days. Supposed to happen in the lifetime of people alive in 1914, and there’s a whole thing about how they’ve managed to extend that deadline.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Well, the oldest person currently alive was born in 1907, so there’s still time!

hydroptic, (edited )

The people inside the house look like they all have dark hair. Maybe in the original it’s angels guiding and protecting righteous immigration cops while they’re arresting dangerous illegal immigrants (ie flashbanging toddlers)?

edit: nope lol it’s jehova’s witnesses: “During the great tribulation, Gog of Magog’s forces may try to assault us in our homes. But we can take comfort in knowing that Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us”

Annoyed_Crabby,

That name and your meme makes the angle looks like the audience of some reality show lol.

it’s jehova

https://media.tenor.com/8JyhyoSrhKwAAAAC/stoning-stone.gif

hydroptic,

All I did was say to my wife, “that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehova!”

Rolando,

You’re only making it worse for yourself!

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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cannedtuna,

Wild. Thanks for the follow up

Vilian,

Jesus and his angels are aware of what is happening and will defend us" lmao, they gonna het flashbanged so hard

hydroptic,

Maybe they didn’t contribute enough to the collection last time

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

she gog on magog until I tribulate

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

Persecution fetish.

Some religious folks believe that at the “end of days” everyone who doesn’t follow the NWO religion or doesn’t have the mark of the beast will be persecuted. If you look very closely you can see the family in the house if praying with their heads down…. meanwhile these are the same people attempting to self fulfill their own prophecy by integrating religion into government

ieightpi,

Fuck I never looked at it that way before. To think they fear this future, yet they are the potential cause of this distopian future

Sylvartas,

Also these people, who are so adamant in their beliefs that the State is out to get them (or will be in the near future) are almost always in favor of militarizing police and giving them more power in general, if not straight up pushing for it.

Persecution fetish indeed.

Chakravanti,

It seems that they like it like that…

…revelation wasn’t a prediction. Apparently it was a fetish.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Some religious folks believe that at the “end of days”

I’ve legit heard arguments along the lines of “you shouldn’t care about climate change because the rapture’s going to be any day now. The fact that scientists are still advocating for bullshit like eliminating fossil fuels instead of repenting shows that they’re working for the devil trying to drag you to hell with them.”

CanniBallistic_Puppy, in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

Not enough socialism or porn

mostNONheinous,

I mean, where the Linux at?

JGrffn, (edited )

Considering award winning actress Margot Robbie moderates the android community and uses arch btw, I’d say it’s right there on her face.

friek,

Six finger hand is a nice touch, though

Sabre363,

My name is Inigo Montoya

You killed my father

Prepare to die

Minarble,

Probably should have included an obscure Trek reference as well.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

No porn? Use your imagination. She’s being eaten out by her girlfriend, who is holding up the can of beans.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ohhhh my…

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

AND her boyfriend, who's a furry and really good at chess.

MarmaladeMermaid,

Not enough fingers.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

15 is too little

ummthatguy,
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whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

That is one thick AF Bajoran. Me gusta!

NaoPb, in Email clients

I haven’t really used an e-mail client since I got my hotmail account. Then later went to gmail.

Are there any advantages over using a web interface?

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

try posteo.de

Crashumbc,

Unless you to self host, no

JJROKCZ, in Help! My family's starving and I only know how to play 1947 West Siberia Economic simulator...

Hey I love those niche job and city/country management simulators

There’s one that’s about managing a city in Soviet Russia in EA rn I was watching a streamer called Sips play recently and it looks cool

hydroptic,

Whaa, that sounds like an interesting premise at least. Whats the name of the game?

JJROKCZ,

Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic

Avnar,

Fuck you. Now I wana play that. And I dont have time

hydroptic,

Nice, thanks. What’s your impression of it?

tryptaminev,

As someone who dabbled a bit with it about two years ago:

It is extremely detailed. It goes to the level that you can manage the construction of new buildings by allocating the right ressources and machines to the construction site in the correct order. Of course you also have to plan your bus lines, train signal controls, electrical grid and so on in detail.

With that much detail it is also quite ressource hungry, so i had to stop as my towns started to lag at about 5.000 inhabitants.

Bonus points if you have some cultural connection to the eastern block. I recognized many things, from prefab buildings, over cars and trains even up to the lamp posts from my country.

arken,

Sounds exactly like something I want to watch someone else play but never would enjoy playing myself. Have to check it out.

hydroptic, (edited )

Ah nice, thanks. Might not be a good game for my poor Steam Deck then, it’s a terrific system but a CPU & GPU powerhouse it ain’t.

I have a weird “mixed” connection to the eastern block. I’m Finnish but in my 40’s, so my childhood’s Finland was in some ways a hybrid between a “fully capitalist” market economy and some more socialist features (and not just social democracy) thanks to us having to walk a bit of a tightrope with the Soviets so we could stay independent.

But eg. a surprising amount of the “Socialist cube” concrete houses you see especially in the former East Germany, but also in some other parts of the Eastern Bloc, were actully made from Finnish concrete elements. We also built a zillion of them with the same ideology behind it: functional / brutalist rather than anything fancy, which means they were affordable for everyone and cheap to build. I’ve lived a huge chunk of my life in some Socialist cube or another

Teriyakiboy98, in The panzer has spoken
@Teriyakiboy98@lemmy.world avatar

Woah!

MochiEnjoyer, (edited )

Nice username

Teriyakiboy98,
@Teriyakiboy98@lemmy.world avatar

Right back at you! :)

JulyTheMonth, in A tale as old as time

Which rockstar game had a bad release?

Fridgeratr,

The GTA trilogy “definitive edition”. Complete disaster lol. I haven’t kept up to see if they’ve gotten better but it was really bad on release

kem0rg,

They didn’t fix it, it’s still bad and not worth it.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

They just took a crappy 3rd-party mobile remaster and made it runnable on PC.

Ser_Salty,

Oh no. They gave the task of remastering 3 big games running on old ass software full of hacked together code, within like 2-3 years, to a tiny studio of like 20 people that only ever made mobile games before. It was set up to fail. It’s like asking your crackhead cousin to redo your bathroom and you come home to find he’s ripped out all the copper pipes for beer money.

At least they’ve seen to have learned their lesson. The much smaller task of doing a basic port for RDR1 for Playstation and Switch was given to an actually decent sized development studio (Double Eleven). Lot of people got mad it wasn’t a remaster or something, but it is a perfectly fine port and you get the full RDR1 experience on a Switch

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh crap, that’s even worse!

JulyTheMonth,

Ah forgot about that one. Kind of ereased it from memory.

Flughoernchen, in the good ending

Love this version so much more. Just accept your friend, with all their weirdness! ❤️

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Are you German by any chance

theFibonacciEffect, in Beans stroganoff stock photo

This is so meta

wolre, in Email clients

After the redesign I’m honestly surprised half of the world is not on Thunderbird already.

SomeKindaName,

There’s a setting to make it use the old interface. I don’t know what I’ll do when they remove it :(

Gazumi, in 5 days at the gym! (my parent's basement learning Photoshop). Do I look attractive to you? Rate my body

Zee boosh should be much lower down brother

EvolvedTurtle, in The panzer has spoken

Bro that’s actually amazing

Andrew15_5, in Possums are cool though.
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Why tf there are so many weed memes. It’s time to stop!

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