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NaibofTabr, in Dick Picts

Careful, next he’ll ask you to take his woad.

7of9,
@7of9@startrek.website avatar

That is a most excellent pun. Thank you.

undrwater, in Dick Picts

Are they grooving with several species of small furry animals in a cave?

Sabre363, in fly, you fool!

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I’m just standing there with my thumb up my ass

Viking_Hippie,

I don’t know about your local customs, but where I come from, it’s actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

acow,

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

rustydrd,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

You must gather your party before venturing forth!

ummthatguy, in Listen, Margret, it's not you, it's me...
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
JayDee, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

pilot accidentally flips the wing setting to “fall off”

RedditRefugee69,

It’s fine. It’s a toggle switch

cobra89,
pigup, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

THE FRIGGIN FROGS

ummthatguy, in Extra crispy
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t this movie on MST3K?

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

What movie is it?

PopcornPrincess, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

But if I open my eyes, I’ll get a surprise… A spray in my eyes from said skies…

kambusha,

Birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you have to do it in my eye. Is it water, is it spit, oh my gosh it’s birdie shit.

db2, in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut

The girl in the middle is like “yeah it’s okay I guess.”

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

Probably wondering why hubs stopped holding her

db2,

That one too, I was referring to what appears to be an unimpressed kid though.

ElBarto, in A nomination for Most Terminally Online Product
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pffft, we don’t go to the beach…

Grass, in A nomination for Most Terminally Online Product

I ordered a mini umbrella for the phone mount on my bike handlebars. So less rain gets on the screen to fuck up touch input. I have yet to actually test it in rain though.

faintwhenfree, in Extra crispy

I think that’s what Crispers in your fridge are for /s

GrammatonCleric, in A nomination for Most Terminally Online Product
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

This would be amazing if rain always fell straight down 😂

papalonian,

Think it’s more for shade from the sun

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like all glare to me lol

papalonian, (edited )

Well these photos 99% of the time aren’t real and rarely show the advertised product actually being used. The woman’s face, the hands, the phone, the umbrella, and the background are probably five separate images all slapped together (look at the shadow/ cropping on the hands)

M1st3rM, in Frank!

He looks like Michael from the office

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar
kambusha,

With Ron Swanson administering the poly

RamSwamson,

Ron would never do such a thing.

StalinistTransition, in I'm going to have the coolest dustrunner ever

Im thinking more terminator style future lol

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