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Octopus1348, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

No, this is just macOS when you boot up.

MufinMcFlufin, (edited ) in You can’t scare me

There was some stealth game I was trying out that did this. Before you start the game, it’s mandatory to set the brightness level so one logo is barely visible. I figure since it’s a stealth game I might as well just so I can see what areas are supposed to be light and what areas are supposed to be dark. Get into the game, soon find some guards and a nearby alcove in total darkness so naturally I dash over to hide before they notice me. The guards walk by and immediately see through the dark to spot me as if they had night vision goggles.

I stopped playing the game not long after because there were a lot of things about the game I really didn’t like, but those first few minutes were a tone setter for me. To this day I still wonder why the devs felt it was so important to make sure some things were dark enough to not be visible to the player if everything was going to be visible to the NPCs.

Fridgeratr, in You can’t scare me

I have super shit eyes so yeah, gimme that brightness

kinther, in Kitchen when Dad cook
@kinther@lemmy.world avatar

This is absolutely me.

Flyberius, in Kitchen when Dad cook
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

This is my gf in the Kitchen. Well, this is her in any room in the flat. Somewhat frustrating because she sure as shit didn’t treat the flat she lived in with her mates like that…

cows_are_underrated, in Screm

We need more Opossum memes

doublejay1999, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

The funniest ones are when there’s like 20 shouting at first, but gradually they let it go and move on until there just 2 people left on thread abusing each other .

sirico, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Do we have a renaissance memes page?

sirico, (edited )
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

We didn’t so here is one !renaissance_memes

elouboub,
@elouboub@kbin.social avatar

All hail!

Slow, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I hate these captcha. You look at the picture, the edge of the traffic light or the motorcycle goes outside the box. You decide to click on the square where this tiny part of the image is and the message “This is incorrect!”.

Captcha without images from Cloudflare is even more infuriating. The so-called “Connection reliability check” takes quite a long time and this captcha appears often.

ultratiem, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

My last job was this. We didn’t have anything. Zero. And nobody cared. Insanity.

TryingToEscapeTarkov, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

I miss the IT Crowd and I am sad a show like it will never exist again.

Isoprenoid,

It’s okay, you can just do a re-watch. It’s not like it’s been deleted by the Elders of the Internet.

filcuk,

There’s no further point once you can recite all the best scenes from the top of your head.

Okay, go on then, one more rewatch

gelert,

But only if its been completely demagnetised.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Father I hear your a racist now father

Flax_vert,

How do you get interested in that type of thing?

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

It’s an ecumenical matter

undeffeined,

A fire, at Sea Parks?

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Damn, that mash looks tasty!

not_woody_shaw,

Brought to you by the twin principles of star math and wishy thinking!

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

When you say you turn your back to the stars… How do you do that?

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I like your glasses.

I’m afraid they’re not for sale.

Dead.

01189998819991197253,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Nice tie! Haha

(Quietly) Thanks.

Hahahhahahah

fluckx,

you’re funny

Still not for sale

n3m37h,

Silicon Valley is the closest show I’ve seen in years

yukichigai, in Kitchen when Dad cook
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar
SpaceNoodle, in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!

It’s spelled argument

PmMeFrogMemes,

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT OPS TITLE YOU MOTHERFUCKER ILL KILL YOU

lolcatnip, in You can’t scare me

I, too, enjoy undermining game developers’ efforts to entertain me in the way I’ve paid for.

Smoogs, (edited )

Wow no one said you have to do it. Just do you and maybe do some chill exercises/cognitive exercises where you accept people around you are allowed to be different/have different needs.

TheMightyCanuck,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean, if they paid for it… shouldn’t they enjoy it how they want? It doesn’t affect anyone else

lolcatnip,

Sure but I think they’re shooting themselves in the foot.

TurboDiesel, in Kitchen when Dad cook
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

What really baffles me is how people that have dishwashers manage to do this. Like, use bowl/whisk/cutting board/whatever > put in dishwasher. That way, all you have to do is wash your knives while everything else cooks.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What, and bend down?

aquasteel,

It’s already full of clean things that I haven’t got round to emptying out, yet.

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