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_Gandalf_the_Black_, in March again tomorrow 🥵

Last March (of the Ents)

IWantToFuckSpez, in copy paste

Unfortunately many services now decline those single use credit card numbers.

IWantToFuckSpez, in copy paste

Unfortunately many services now decline those single use credit card numbers.

EherVielleicht,

So true…

explodicle,

Which is basically an admission that they’d like to charge you past the point of cancelation.

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

Well... Yeah. Otherwise they wouldn't ask me for a credit card for a free trial of a service. It's always been obvious that that's their aim, refusing a single use credit card isn't some big "gotcha" moment here. Free trials only exist anymore in order to steal money at the end of the trial period, counting on the user forgetting to cancel. This is a known quantity.

fej,
@fej@feddit.de avatar

You could argue that the credit card could be used to prevent opening a new account as soon as the trial expires.

This is bullshit, but that’s what I would say if i needed to defend douchebag business practices.

explodicle,

That and they don’t want to spend money on someone who has no ability to pay in the first place.

time_fo_that,

Recently got a Visa gift card as a rebate from a tire purchase and I couldn’t use it for ANYTHING online. It was really frustrating.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Given the global cultural significance of monobloc chairs this makes sense

god is the meaning i guess

AngrilyEatingMuffins, in copy paste

What do you use to do this? I used to use privacy but I heard there are issues.

fleabomber, in Israeli-American relationship

Can’t wait for the family guy to be added in an additionally unnecessary way.

Dirk, in screaming into the void...
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re a ghost, riding a meat-covered skeleton. That’s pretty cool.

Hegar,

Meh, ghosts aren't real and meat is gross. Skeletons are pretty cool though.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Skeletons are pretty cool though.

Then you might be excited to hear that there is at least one skeleton inside your body for your whole life.

Hegar,

Then you might be excited to hear that there is at least one skeleton inside your body for your whole life.

I don't get to try another? 😮‍💨

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Who says you can’t try‽

Believe in yourself! With persistence you can overcome any obstacle (such as only having one skeleton inside your body)

Hegar,

I appreciated this comment and the interrobang, thank you.

pyrflie,

Nah, we’re a delicate arrangement of electrical impulses that have resulted in a replicating protein mass becoming self-aware.

jballs, (edited ) in Found the first one
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know if this is a genuine photo or a recreation. Having a mouse back then would have been pretty extravagant.

Edit: Never mind, the Macintosh 128K came with a mouse in 1984

spauldo,

Light pens were the extravagant thing on most microcomputers of that time. It’s easy to see in hindsight why they never caught on, but at the time they were the pointing device of choice.

IIRC mice were basically only on Macs and some high end workstations in the early 80s.

Ookami38, (edited ) in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

I have never once oiled my pasta water. I have also never once had my pasta stick. Just add enough water, boil, salt, pasta. Cook til it’s done, I literally never stir the pasta. Test for texture every so often. Drain, save some water for marrying with the sauce better.

Edit cool -> cook ty autocorrect.

Taleq,
@Taleq@lemmy.world avatar

Save the rest of water to make risotto next day.

themusicman,

Not the way I salt my water… Yuck

GrammatonCleric, in Did it hurt? 🙄
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

はい

flicker,

For others, this comment is "Hai," or "yes" in Japanese.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

良い人間

flicker,

I promise that I'm not but I appreciate it anyway. ❤️

Holzkohlen,

助けて

GrammatonCleric, in Stock photo stocks are up
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

As if you had to actively seek out stock photos, they push them into every other image search 😅

VikingHippie,

Not the stock photo MEMES though, that’s the good stuff 😉

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Any pic can be a meme with the proper top/bottom text 😉

VikingHippie,

True.

antidote101, in screaming into the void...

Our rock is particularly interesting for having us here, and for it’s life sustaining capacity as compared to all others we’ve come across… I think that counts for something.

Coasting0942,

Also it’s a glorious time to be alive. We’re ramping up our rocket launch capabilities in order to prosecute a glorious crusade against the Xenos, no matter where they hide.

Just as the Jesus intended.

Dkarma,

Maybe but searching for meaning in all this is pointless. I am here. That’s enough for me. I won the universal lottery and got to exist.

Justifying a reason doesn’t make sense to me. Rocks don’t have a purpose they just are. Flowers, while they do things do not do them to have purpose they just do. The doing gives them purpose.

So do and you will have purpose. Create and grow and that is “enough” if you need to put a flag somewhere.

phorq, in copy paste

“Your credit card on file declined on our most recent attempted rebill, please update your payment info… or we’re not friends anymore!”

LemmyFeed, in March again tomorrow 🥵

Even if March was tomorrow, this meme would still suck.

SuckMyWang, in My name is..... 😶

Get the fuck out of here, the movie’s about to start

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