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Mechanite, in i think he could

Cat kinda lookin like Pikachu

boblin, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

“Drink verification can…”

distantsounds,
PunnyName, in Just out for a J-o-double-g

Lol

Oh God, I fucking snorted!

lorddianthus, in Do you know?

When your plane doesn’t pull out on time…

pete_the_cat, in How many do you need?! *sobs*

This is my mom. So many damn pillows on the couch that you can’t sit on it.

It’s not a damn pillow display!

AltheaHunter,

It’s not a damn pillow display!

Sounds like it is.

pete_the_cat,

She clearly thinks it is

Gonzako,

At least you’re allowed to try and sit on the sofa.

NaoPb,

Only on sunday, when there’s special visitors over. The rest of the time we sit on plastic chairs in the room next to the kitchen.

That’s how some of my relatives do it. Even when we were over we were sitting in the plastic chairs. I don’t get why they would live like this.

RedditWanderer, in Need to make more money 😩

Oh shit! Thats I need money, god damn!. When we first met-up, he wrote on a slip of paper “I NEED MONEY”, I said “shit, me too!”. We started making it together after that.

iAmTheTot, in Text wrap
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

Wouldn't happen if you use formatting tools correctly.

Imgonnatrythis,

Don’t blame me. I voted for Clippy.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Rarely happened to me either.

If it happened it was usually due to me creating a design problem beforehand.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m actually pretty good at formating. Just found this funny

pete_the_cat, in Sealed shut

It gave my dad and myself a good chuckle.

markstos, in i think he could

If the cat was chasing Tony Hawk instead of a mouse, yes.

markstos, in i think he could

If the track is made of wood, yes.

octoperson, in i think he could

The cat is moving in a circle, so it has a centripetal acceleration and a centripetal force. At the apex of the loop, that force is the sum of gravity, and resistance from the track. The track force is greater than or equal to zero, so acceleration due to gravity is less than or equal to the total centripetal acceleration.

g ≤ v²/r
So,
r ≤ v²/g

Taking top speed of a cat as 8.278m/s (from Wolfram Alpha), and g on earth as 9.81m/s², this gives us r ≤ 6.99m. So long as the cat can maintain its top speed all around the loop, it can successfully do a loop of up to 14 meters diameter. This is a lot bigger than I expected, to the extent that I suspect some flaw in my reasoning.

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

The cat won’t be able to maintain its top speed because of deceleration from lack of friction

Windex007,

Claws homie

octoperson,

Good point. It has zero contact force at the apex, so 14m is an upper bound on possible cat-loops.

name_NULL111653,

True. But if top speed allows for 14 meters, surely a 1.5 to 2 m loop should be possible (especially given a cat’s incredible reflexes and control given a lack of friction or even freefall). I’d guess that a cat, given enough motivation, could keep running under the little friction provided by the centripetal force for a few hundred milliseconds - likely long enough to complete a 1m loop, maybe even 2, given sufficient space for a top-speed run before entering…

ForgetPrimacy,

I get the same math… Seems fucky but… This is assuming the sum of centripetal acceleration and gravity at the peak of the loop is zero. It may be physically possible for a cat to learn to manage a loop with such velocity but I imagine a cat wouldn’t be able to maintain a stride through a zero-g portion of the loop the first time it tried it.

So, instead let’s throw an assumption that the cat must maintain at minimum sum of -1g at the maxima of the loop. That may be badly phrased, assuming the cat must have at minimum a net force of at least one g between it’s paws and the surface of the loop it was currently using to accelerate…

3.5 meters = 11.5 feet

Radius, so still a freaking 7 meter diameter loop feels incredible…

Bloodwoodsrisen, in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Me but with squishmallows

Unfortunately I only have one currently

hunter2, in Text wrap

Bonuspoints if it keeps being borked after undoing the last change. Certified Microsoft moment 😎

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

My fight right now is with figure cross references inserting the whole fucking figure in the text body.

I know how to fix it, but it’s a pain.

affiliate,

I know how to fix it, but it’s a pain.

this is a perfect description of the microsoft office experience

TropicalDingdong, in i think he could

At least 3 of my cats could do that, even at low speeds.

potpotato, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Not sure if this is a rib for being less than 90 degrees or that it’s definitely less than 89 degrees.

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