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BluDood, in Wakey wakey bananas and bakey.

ich bin jetzt banane

z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

Dieser Tag ist Bananen. B-A-N-A-N-E-N.

sycamore, in All pollinators are important but...

When I see a deer vs when I see a donkey

Annoyed_Crabby,

When I see a gorgeous deer vs when I see someone fucking a donkey

Ftfy

trailing9,

gorgeous deer

You make it sound like you are just envious that the donkey is already taken

NaibofTabr, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

That’s acute angle.

troglodytis, in It's gonna be tremendous.
uphillbothways, (edited ) in All pollinators are important but...
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Meanwhile, mosquitoes... pollinating, cleaning waterways as nymphs, females just needing the slightest amount of blood to lay a couple hundred eggs. Forgotten, maligned, made the focus of actual efforts to purposefully cause species extinction. ._.

Alto,
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Probably because of just how much death they directly cause

uphillbothways, (edited )
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Mosquitoes don't directly cause death, though.
They are susceptible to diseases. They pass those diseases on. Those diseases cause death.
Bees cause more direct deaths due to anaphylactic shock from allergies to apitoxin.

Mosquitoes just catch all the blame.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Close enough, I’d say.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Not all mosquitoes bite humans. So, you could eradicate the biting variety, and a non-biting variety would step in to fill that ecological niche. I don’t see a downside.

A_Toasty_Strudel, in All pollinators are important but...
@A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world avatar
someguy3,

Huh?

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

Navy construction personnel are called Seabees. They do other things and might actually operate firearms.

clearedtoland, in How many do you need?! *sobs*

Omg! When did my wife join Lemmy?!

ohlaph, in How many do you need?! *sobs*

Haha, perfect.

LemmyNameMyself, in I hope you have a wonderful night!
@LemmyNameMyself@lemmy.world avatar

A perfect 89° angle

deegeese,

Draw an 88° angle, label as 89°.

Kindness,

Some people may think you are joking.

For those who do: I assure you, the arc in the picture is less than 88°.

throwaway2567,

Draw a 91° angle, rotate 17° clockwise.

Label it as 89°.

leap123,
@leap123@lemmy.world avatar

Chaotic evil

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in All pollinators are important but...
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Wasps are pollinators?

benignintervention, (edited )

Check out the book (or audiobook) Endless Forms by Seirian Sumner! It’s a fascinating exploration of the different kinds of wasps and their role in their environments. For example, some figs can only be polite (typo: pollinated) but a certain species of wasp and some wasps use antibacterial compounds to coat their nests.

Daft_ish,

Hard to tell if honest typos or just an AI

benignintervention,

Honest typo. I keep using the swipe keyboard even though it sucks

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That depends. How indepth is it? Are there pictures? I ask because I generally don’t like bugs. They give me the heebie-jeeies. Especially big insects or swarms of insects. Which is a shame because they are fascinating creatures regardless.

benignintervention,

I honestly have no idea if there are pictures because I listened to it, but it does have a pretty accessible breakdown of their anatomy, physiology, and evolutionary biology. Like David Attenborough, but with more words instead of video, and more of the author’s story.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ooh, I forgot about audiobooks! I might see if that’s in my library’s collection!

Thanks!

CryptidBestiary,

Yup, while they don’t collect pollen, they do visit flowers to find nectar for themselves. They inadvertently transfer pollen from plant to plant.

dipshit,

The capitalists of the bee world.

nightwatch_admin,

No, the idea is that bees are useful because pollinators, and honey.
However, wasps may not be the friendliest creatures around, but they are certainly useful too - like cleaning up corpses, leftovers, and last but not least they eat insects that we think of as plagues

HolyDiver,

can’t live with em, can’t live without em 😔

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

but have you tried to find out if we really can’t live without them? because I would definitely support the anti-wasp movement

Sotuanduso,

Anti-mosquitoes first please. I have yet to hear a single good point in defense of mosquitoes (unless they just went down the memory hole.)

MintyAnt,

As they are insect hunters, yes their absence would fuck up our already damaged ecosystem. I would guess it would lead to a different insect getting out of control and causing tons of problems - like a non native leaf miner who then proceeds to multiply like crazy and obliterate all leaves off trees kind of deal.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in I hope you have a wonderful night!
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

eye twitch

DigitalNirvana,

Came here to say! LoL

jimmydoreisalefty, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

I admire the steady hand and time required to get it to look that neat!

M137, in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

“Just don’t Slytherin”

Nice grammar.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

They went to Hogwarts. Do you recall those robe wearing shits ever taking a grammar class?

MajorMajormajormajor,

Let me Slytherin to those DMs.

saltnotsugar, in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

“Blimey Harry! This panzerfaust looks wicked,” Ron said. “Come along you two. We need to hold this bridge for three hours,” Hermione barked from the Tiger tank. Harry had never seen such bullshit before, and thought this whole magic business seemed rather bothersome.

H2207, in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t see the point in cushions, the sofa’s got a backrest for a reason and they’re always way too hard to. Same goes for butt cushions on dining chairs, 10/10 times I take them off.

trailing9,

It’s fight club 2.0

If they are not allowed to question the fabric of their culture, their mind finds another way to compensate.

lobut,

When I was in group, some ladies used the pillows because the back was a bit “too” far back otherwise if they did go all the way back then their feet wouldn’t touch the ground.

NaoPb,

Makes sense. I have long legs so I need to remove the pillows or they’re in my way.

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