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SquareBear, in At the soup store

Interesting fact. Her last name is strone.

XTornado,

Uhm…wat?

SquareBear,

Mina-strone - it is a kind of soup…

XTornado,

Oh ok thanks for explaining.

asg101, in Delicious!

Sentience level checks out.

hunter2, in i think he could

Cat expert here. Yes a cat could.

TootSweet, in i think he could

I dunno. Build one and try it with your cat and let us know the results.

db2, in i think he could

Yes, provided the chase didn’t stop a cat should easily do it.

Nepenthe, (edited ) in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

I was up at an Airbnb in Boston years ago and I still very much remember one entire third of the bed I was given being covered in different throw pillows. It was bad enough to actually be funny, and more intrusive irl than the photo I had to take would have you believe. Where the photo cuts off is the edge of the mattress.

I had to move them every night in order to go to sleep, and put them back every morning when I made the bed. I counted. There were sixteen of them. Everyone else's beds were the same way.

n00b001,

A good time to buy cushion manufacturing stocks!

(that’s a lot of cushions!)

Devi,

Why did you put them back??

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

How do you just make the bed with no pillows

Devi,

You take the pillows that you actually use and put them on. The rest of them go in the cupboard, or hell, just on the floor.

lolcatnip, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

It’s even worse in radians.

kromem, in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

I mean, she also looked like this.

Senseless, in She speaks from the fart

I read this while farting.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Meh. It’s fine.

Now if you slightly tilted that thing on its x-axis, I would be fucking enraged

TootSweet, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Now listen here you little shit.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I hope you have a wonderful and slightly off kilter night!

HappyMeatbag, (edited ) in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

My hatred of throw pillows is so extreme that it borders on psychotic.

“They don’t serve any purpose besides getting in your way! What if you want to sit on the couch, but there’s already someone else on it? You can’t just put the throw pillow in their lap. You can’t toss it on the floor, either. That’s rude. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.” 🔪 🪶🪶🪶

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m with you. Fuck you and your decorative pillows and towels!

Bloodwoodsrisen,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Neither of you have heard of Decorative Soap it seems

HappyMeatbag, (edited )
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

I have. Sometimes, if I’m forced to attend an event at the house of someone I don’t like, I’ll wash my hands with it out of spite.

Bloodwoodsrisen,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I applaud your spite motivation, Sir

Kbin_space_program, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Still a whole number, I'm good.

HooPhuckenKarez, in All pollinators are important but...

Now I see bees I won.

cloudy1999, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Look buddy, that’s not quite right!

BonesOfTheMoon,

Almost!

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