kromem,

I mean, she also looked like this.

Melonenbaum,

Yes, there was a reason that they went to war for Hellen of Troy. The reason were tons over tons of contracts, promises and agreements, that literally forced the whole mainland Greece to help Hellen’s husband return her from Troy.

trailing9,

Technically, shouldn’t there be no reason to go to war?

Bonehead,

As bonobos have shown us, there's no need (or time) for war if we just constantly fuck.

adam_y,
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke’s as old as the Parthenon.

casmael,

‘Bout as straight as the Parthenon too

MrSilkworm, (edited )
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

fyi, the Parthenon was specifically designed so it didn’t have any straight lines, even when it seemed. It’s part of its perfection as an architectural masterpiece and one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

en.citaliarestauro.com/parthenon-greece-architect…

casmael,

That’sTheJoke.png

SheDiceToday,

I think you flipped the order of the wording/url, or the exclamation mark is causing issues.

Mercival,

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I certainly don’t want women in my threesomes

stochasticity,

There’s no chance the Greeks were the first to have threesomes.

db2,

One of the terms for anal sex is “Greek” though…

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

thatsthejoke.webp

db2,

Oh it’s one of those. Carry on.

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