There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

adam_y, 10 months ago

Good grief this is some boomer level meme. That joke’s as old as the Parthenon.

casmael, 10 months ago

‘Bout as straight as the Parthenon too

MrSilkworm, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

fyi, the Parthenon was specifically designed so it didn’t have any straight lines, even when it seemed. It’s part of its perfection as an architectural masterpiece and one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

en.citaliarestauro.com/parthenon-greece-architect…

casmael, 10 months ago

That’sTheJoke.png

SheDiceToday, 10 months ago

I think you flipped the order of the wording/url, or the exclamation mark is causing issues.

stochasticity, 10 months ago

There’s no chance the Greeks were the first to have threesomes.

Mercival, 10 months ago

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

wreckedcarzz, 10 months ago

Yeah, I certainly don’t want women in my threesomes

Melonenbaum, 10 months ago

Yes, there was a reason that they went to war for Hellen of Troy. The reason were tons over tons of contracts, promises and agreements, that literally forced the whole mainland Greece to help Hellen’s husband return her from Troy.

db2, 10 months ago

One of the terms for anal sex is “Greek” though…

GrammatonCleric, 10 months ago

thatsthejoke.webp

db2, 10 months ago

Oh it’s one of those. Carry on.

kromem, 10 months ago

I mean, she also looked like this.

trailing9, 10 months ago

Technically, shouldn’t there be no reason to go to war?

Bonehead, 10 months ago

As bonobos have shown us, there's no need (or time) for war if we just constantly fuck.