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moosetwin, in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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the people in the comments really do be just giving their bank passwords away

Track_Shovel,
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Joke’s on you. We have no money in there anyway

oscariswild, in Music alignment
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Where is shuffling all your musicals…

pastermil,

Chaotic evil

HappyMeatbag, in we are all made in the image of the Lord
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No need for the text at the top. The pic itself is great!

investorsexchange,
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The text is great because I heard the song in my head.

TimeSquirrel, in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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Sounds of a door slamming shut and opening all day long.

GrammatonCleric, in I was around during the stone age of the internet
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I remember getting AOL CDs fucking everywhere.

Crackhappy,
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I once pulled down my pants to take a shit and a fucking AOL CD popped out of my ass crack.

guyrocket,
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I think you mean to say "coasters", not AOL CDs.

GrammatonCleric,
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Some of us used them as wall decorations 🤣

guyrocket,
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Like a mirror? I like that idea.

nightdice, in At least it's not a bethesda game...

Have you worked with computers? It’s definitely a Bethesda game. Some people are just good at speedrun-strats.

SpeakinTelnet, in I was around during the stone age of the internet

The golden age of getting lego island and roller coaster tycoon with my froot loops. Now all I get is diabetes

Sidewayshighways,

Don’t forget the nicely colored poops!

WhatsHerBucket, in Focus
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It was either that or Hungry Hungry Hippos

Besen, in Gotta love international shipping

These huge ships sometimes arrive with some of the containers missing.

worldshipping.org/…/world-shipping-council-contai…

ace_garp,
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PopOfAfrica, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

I always love that the older I get, that the younger and younger these actors that used to seem super mature look.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES, (edited ) in Priorities

I hate how everyone worships dogs. Most dogs I’ve met are annoying as fuck, they bark constantly, shit everywhere and jump on you. I fully understand that this is a dog owner problem and not the dogs fault. But why are dogs so special?

Kids are similar, they are annoying, dirty, loud, ungrateful, etc… Again, this is usually due to bad parenting but they don’t seem to get the free pass dogs do.

Most dog owners and parents should not be dog owners or parents.

Edit’: The replies I’m getting to this comment are proving my point. You all care so much about dogs that you automatically assume anyone who doesn’t train them properly is an asshole. Maybe the problem is the fact that having a dog and barely training or caring for them is considered socially acceptable. Most people are not ready to take the time required to properly train a dog. We should be discouraging these people from getting one. Instead everyone just fucking goes on and on about how great dogs are. No shit everyone wants one…

VM_Abrantes,
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okay

Rubanski,

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

HikingVet,

Sounds like everyone you meet is an asshole. Which is a bit of a warning.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES, (edited )

Or most dog owners are just terrible at training their dogs…

Are you saying that everyone who doesn’t properly train their dog is an asshole?

HikingVet,

Nah, I’m saying if everyone you meet is an asshole, it most likely means you are the asshole.

explodicle,

Sometimes most people are wrong about something. That doesn’t make them assholes, or mean there’s anything wrong with OP. Our culture is imperfect.

HikingVet,

All, I’m doing is pointing out the perspective and suggesting OP actually do some introspection on their stance with the understanding they may be wrong.

explodicle,

Understood, I’m just pointing out that this isn’t always the case.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

I don’t understand how my personal experience can be wrong. I simply said “most dogs I’ve met”. This includes neighbours dogs, dogs I’ve come across on the street, acquaintances, friends, family. At a certain point, the argument that everyone I know is an asshole falls apart, cause I’m not only talking about people I know personally.

It’s a societal issue where dogs are seen as doing no wrong and everyone is encouraged to get one. But most people shouldn’t even have one. I’m starting to think that all these triggered people in the comments are shitty dog owners. What other reason would there be to react so harshly to my personal opinion/experience.

IHaveTwoCows,

You are correct. Intelligent dog owners would agree with you. Shitty dog owners take offense.

chiliedogg,

He’s referring to the adage that “If everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole.”

explodicle,

And I’m doubting the usefulness of that adage in cases where it really is society that’s wrong.

EternalNicodemus,
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I think you just need a hug

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

Why? Just cause I find most dogs annoying. That’s exactly the mentality I’m talking about lol

EternalNicodemus,
@EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

No, cuz it sounds like you only met assholes in your life

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES, (edited )

So people who don’t properly train their dogs are assholes? That’s a stretch and not what I was saying…

Marketsupreme,

Well yeah kind of they are

zammy95,

Bro what. Assholes who don’t train their dogs sounds exactly like what is causing your complaints. How is this a stretch?

As for the kids thing, I don’t want them personally either. But it’s not like every kid I’ve ever met annoys me or pisses me off. That also comes down to how they’re raised

Johanno,

If you have a dog and see him daily and play with him then you will understand. Or you just don’t like dogs which is fine.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

No I wouldn’t. Do you seriously think that me having a dog would change the way I feel about other peoples poorly trained dogs?

I have kids myself and still can’t stand most other kids.

Mr_Blott,

I’d stop replying mate, the ones commenting have the reading comprehension of seven year olds lmao

CareHare,

Tell me you don’t have a dog or a kid without telling me you don’t have a dog or a kid.

I have both, 3 years ago I had neither. I get where you’re coming from, but it’s a bit ignorant to assume (dog)parents wouldn’t put that dog/kid on a pedestal. It’s what they live for.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

I have kids. I do everything in my power to make sure they don’t turn out like I described. It’s a lot of fucking work and most people aren’t willing to do it. My spouse works in a daycare. Parents these days do not parent. They just want to be labeled as one.

Stuka,

Parents these days aren’t any different, not really. Having kids is the default life path for most people, so of course a good percentage are gonna suck at it.

Franzia,

Moral relativity says if its less annoying and sm3lly than I am, it’s good tho :3

IHaveTwoCows,

The problem is that humans bred the brains right out of them. A dog can learn words and a few tricks but will still bark angrily at a leaf and eat it’s own shit.

I love dogs as long as they’re someone else’s …but there are very few I have met who were well-behaved.

PsychedSy,

It’s not socially acceptable to fail to train your puppers.

HulkSmashBurgers, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

I enjoy figs/grapes/dates and cheese so maaaybe I’d like this?

theragu40, in On culinary crimes

I don’t get it.

Is raisins in Mac n cheese like, a big thing in other countries and us Americans just don’t get it? If so I guess more power to you, that is news to me. I’d try anything once but I don’t really like raisins to begin with so it’s a bit of a tough sell.

And yes, pineapple on pizza is delicious. I’ve seen some truly abhorrent pizza toppings from elsewhere in the world, so I don’t think we have some kind of monopoly on those crimes.

Master,
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Macncheese isn’t a big thing in other countries. Now cheesy potatoes with raisins!

RememberTheApollo_,

What?

stolid_agnostic,

I get the joke now, thanks.

ILikeBoobies,

Mac and Cheese is a Canadian thing

I wouldn’t want to consider the Kraft boxes to be Mac and Cheese but it’s the only thing with statistics

Canadians out-eat Americans when it comes to these blue-and-yellow boxes by 55%. That means Canadians buy 1.7 million boxes of the 7 million boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese that are sold each week

Read More: mashed.com/…/this-country-eats-way-more-kraft-mac…

Peaty,

It’s also why Kraft/Mondalez makes the weird flavors for you guys like Pumpkin Spice or Cotton Candy.

TubeTalkerX, in I was around during the stone age of the internet

I miss the coffee pot….

los_chill, in A high-falutin' Monster Energy.

They’re just a Four Loko for pussies.

Gradually_Adjusting,
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I’ll take three.

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