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Sabre363, in not this again

It’s ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.

prole,

Right? What a lazy bum, couldn’t even carry his own cross through the streets. Pussy.

therealjcdenton, in Lemmy about to implode.

Good post

therealjcdenton, in Frozen birthday

Where’s spiderman?

Someonelol, in Lemmy about to implode.
@Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

World End Economica isn’t even in this sale. I feel cheated.

shiveyarbles, in not this again

Too soon!

kawa, in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election
@kawa@reddeet.com avatar

Source ? My ass

MeowyNinhaj,
@MeowyNinhaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah peak delusion levels are being measured here, boss.

Knitwear, in Polyamory and LGBTQIA+ approved

The flashback, my lord

CyberEgg, in Some of you owe me an apology

Where meme?

rizoid,
@rizoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This isn’t a meme but apparently it is real and Hassidic Jews were digging tunnels in NYC to get to synagogues safely. I have no direct sources right now but it happened, apparently.

CyberEgg,

Honestly, why claim it happened whenyou can’t provide reliable sources?

bamboo,
Ciel,
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474D,

Because it’s extremely easy to look up, it’s a very popular story right now.

ExLisper,

Where did you get the ‘to get there safely’ part? The story I saw said that the reason was unknown. I understood that it was some kids that decided to annex some other buildings and broke through the walls of the synagogue against the wishes of the elders. Insane story overall.

obinice,
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Hassidic Jews were digging tunnels in NYC to get to synagogues safely

Jesus wept, are they funny in the head, or is the USA really so dangerous now that people are digging tunnels to go places rather than walk on normal public streets and take the bus?

Surely they’re just barmy? The USA has problems but it’s not at the level of “Honey I’m going to the shops, better dig a tunnel, don’t want the Mad Max gangs to catch me, you know how dangerous it is to go out on land before sunset!”.

… Right?!

DaCookeyMonsta,

It’s not that dangerous, I only get stabbed once, maybe twice, when I get groceries, and usually they don’t even nick an organ.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Hasadic=fundamentalist

Yes, they’re deranged ultra-conservative pearl clutchers.

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

Is it really for “get to synagogues safely” tho? I mean there are better ways for it :D For example, according to statistics, the safest method of travel is airplanes 🤦‍♂️

rwhitisissle,

Airplanes and New York. Now that’s a combination that screams “nothing bad could happen.”

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

So… It was a joke. I didn’t really meant they should use airplanes to go max 1 mile distance 😅

Track_Shovel,
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BossDj,

The article says a rogue group within the synagogue claimed to have made the tunnel to illegally access an empty building next door, as the synagogue had become overcrowded and they needed the space.

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

The exact purpose and provenance of the tunnel that incited the altercation remained the subject of some debate.

I guess still not known, but thanks for the link.

mp3,
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preppietechie, in If you're a knower, then you know
@preppietechie@midwest.social avatar

I’m not a knower. Context?

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

A lot of people died with the Titanic sank. Big sad.

Mubelotix,
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It’s not even why people cry when watching titanic. It’s because a couple gets separated. But honestly if I were to cry it would be for the orchestra

HikingVet,

Dude, pay attention.

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah, people don’t get jokes.

Agent641, (edited )

The CIA secretly discovered and then raised from the seabed fragments of a lost soviet submarine in the 60s, in order to obtain soviet nuclear secrets and warheads. Some bodies were recovered with the wreckage.

Even though it was a super secret operation and the middle of the cold war, the CIA put together a respectful and moving funeral ceremony for the soviet submariners onboard the recovery ship, and they were then buried at sea. The ceremony was filmed and later, after it was declassified, the ceremony was shared with the soviet leadership and the known families of the submariners.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypyBdVZhU

Coasting0942,

How was a cold war CIA agent that classy?

andrewrgross,

Could be a double agent.

With the CIA, I don’t know if your can ever really be too paranoid. The could war was wild.

HikingVet,

Don’t know, but one of them decided that lobotomys were a step to far for them to combat communism.

RedditRefugee69,

People are people. We just always demonize the ones we disagree with. But it’s that demonization of others that makes people commit true evil acts

riodoro1, in Some of you owe me an apology

Holy shit, imagine being gaslighted by tunnel digging jews.

DragonTypeWyvern,

The ones with the curly sideburns and everything.

PP_BOY_, (edited ) in Some of you owe me an apology
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I am not crazy! I know they dug those tunnels! I knew it was in the basement. One after ground level. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. They - they covered the entrance, they got that idiot at the synagogue to lie for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This putzery?

dingus, in Democracy

I feel like I need glasses to see this meme

NOT_RICHARD,
@NOT_RICHARD@lemmy.today avatar

It’s for those in rural areas. So they can scroll past it earlier

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

What do you mean? They used the best Saran wrap film they could find for this one…

BeerMedic, in Honestly

ACAB

Broodjefissa,

Actually braindead 😂

stevedidWHAT,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Ratio’d

DampSquid, in Crazy fact

I’ve also heard rumours that he stood where he was told to

cuerdo, in Crazy fact

He did also move to a mark on the ground and he repeated the lines he memorized when told to

phorq,

I don’t believe you, do you have video evidence of this?

Anticorp,

See: American Psycho, the movie

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

How do I know it wasn’t a body double.

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