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mustbe3to20signs, (edited ) in Snails

Fun fact: slugs are called naked snails in German (Nacktschnecken)

Eudaimonia, in Fall guy
@Eudaimonia@lemmy.ml avatar

I have some broken ribs + the worst toothpain of my life rn so idk…

essellburns, in Snails

From an evolutionary perspective, this is true!

Slugs have evolved multiple times from snails, due to calcium poverty, dividing off into separate species when they couldn’t get the resources for shells

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

That’s really fucking cool.

I believe crabs have evolved independently several times too

essellburns,

For different reasons.

Slugs evolve because it wasn’t economically viable to be snails anymore.

Crabs evolve because it’s so cool to be a crab

electrogamerman, in I can't focus when someone does this

Why is your boss naked?

ViscloReader, in hola

Hola

tilcica,

Hola

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Hola

beta_tester,

Hola

steakryepig,

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  • Mothra,
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    Hola

    clubb,
    @clubb@lemmy.world avatar

    Hola

    Black_Gulaman,
    @Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Halo?

    SleepyWheel, in Roses are red

    Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist

    MrsDoyle,

    He’s the reason I left the Co-op Bank - he was chairman. I figured if they had a loon like that at the top they couldn’t be trusted with my money.

    kek_w_lol, in How do y'all say GIF?

    Yiff

    aulin,

    This would be the correct Swedish pronunciation if it followed normal rules, as i is a soft vowel.

    Zelaf,

    No.

    Bogus5553, in Yes I probably should just go to sleep but there's something about trains...
    dependencyInjection, in Roses are red

    Reverend went hard!

    Crul, in Priorities
    killeronthecorner, in Roses are red
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    Suspended reverend Paul Flowers was filmed snorting lines as he ­entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden

    Ngl, bit jealous of the size of his hot tub after reading this. Bet he has two naans and a paratha with his curry. Mad lad.

    Luisp, in Gotta love international shipping

    Killer whale anti boat conspiracy in action

    RoyaltyInTraining, in Sh*t Gold .
    @RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

    Certified coffee snob here: We laugh at the people who think Kopi luwak is good.

    RaivoKulli,

    I’d imagine that’s mutual

    victron,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    Nah, whoever drinks that shit (no pun intended, really) has lost the right to laugh at anyone.

    Luisp, in Fall guy
    sirico, in How do y'all say GIF?
    @sirico@feddit.uk avatar

    It’s not jraphics interchange format

    turbowafflz,

    Except it used to be genie interchange format, or something along those lines. (It is still gif though I don’t care what it stood for jif is dumb)

    Squirrel,
    @Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

    Right, because that totally applies to all other acronyms.

    vrighter,

    neither do divers use “self contained OOnderwater breathing apparatus”, usually written as SCUBA.

    Nor do we say jPHeg files.

    Nor “north AYYtlantic treaty OHHrganization”

    or “light AYYmplification by stimulated emnssion of radiation”

    mild_deviation,

    Get the fuck out of here with your logic! We’re not here to be right, we’re here to win!

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