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rotopenguin, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Those two aren’t exclusive.

She in particular looks like she came from a monkey’s rib.

yogthos, in ba dum tss
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

It would be a weighty decision to be sure.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

It weighs on a lot of people’s minds

some_designer_dude, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

Is the title not editable? The version I’m seeing on lemmy.world had me worried I was stroking out :/

darcy, in now that would be interesting.
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i forgot sex existed and thought ‘endurance’ was as in physical endurance, like how long u can run or something

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Most sexually active Lemmy user

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

i cant argue

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Long distance relationship here, can’t say I’m exactly all that different. o7

FrostyCaveman, in now that would be interesting.

A+++ very fast shipping

DLSantini, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

This is your daily reminder to steal anything you can from large corporations at every possible opportunity. Got five identical items? Whoops, you only seem to have scanned four of them. Are four of them the brand name, and one of them the cheaper store brand? Shit, it seems you scanned the store brand one five four times. They just looked so similar, after all. How confusing!

EmperorHenry, in literally no clue
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I have flowery bushes in my yard. and several of my neighbors planted flowers too.

yoz, in literally no clue

Reading all the comments and everyone is like not my yard , its full of flowers but for some reason I don’t see any bees or butterfly 🤷‍♂️

crispy_kilt,

That’s because it’s not the only reason. Another big one is pesticides.

Omega_Haxors, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager

The fucked up thing about that is it was an intentional mistranslation for the sake of mysogyny. In the original bible, Eve was created from Adam’s equal half but some cracker decided nah lets just use an outdated definition so that she came from a small fraction of Adam instead.

It’s like how King James censored everything even remotely approaching critique of monarchy for his funny little hotel bible.

collegefurtrader, in Never buy used air pods

Real talk, would that work?

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

it was alright, nokia did it better.

TheSecurityNinja,

You would definitely feel the bass

blanketswithsmallpox, in ba dum tss

This would be better with one panel right?

Random_user,

Comedy homicide

EherVielleicht,

ba dum tss.

Omega_Haxors, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Aha i’m going to have fun reading the comments. Liberals let their fascism show whenever geopolitics get involved.

chemical_cutthroat, in Never buy used air pods
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Chess players hate this one simple trick.

robocall, in I have several questions, actually
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

What’s the question?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Location of the reproductive system.

That is what I think.

charliespider,

Between the legs right?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Yeah, similar to a horse.

Enkers,

I’d argue this is different from a centaur. Since horses have four legs and humans have two, the womanoman’s graft would need to be towards the posterior of the forward woman, instead of above the hips like where the upper part of a centaur’s graft would be. Two sets of human legs indicates there should probably be two sets of… erm… equipment.

SnipingNinja,

But how many butt holes?

Enkers,

That’s a good question… I think for this to work properly, the digestive tract can’t just stop in the middle, they’ve got to be plumbed together into series. That means the first one would have to be disconnected, so if it was left in, it wouldn’t be functional in its typical evolutionary context.

SnipingNinja,

No shit anal finally possible /jk

Sakychu,

Which legs though?

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

Depends, you a horse or human?

Godort,

Does she possess 2 ribcages

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Asking the real questions.

FinalRemix,

Only in Mortal Kombat.

Sanctus, in Double standards or something, I don't know...
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Slava Ukraine.

Rise up Palestine.

Burn the oppressors of the world and light our way to a better future.

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