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sub_ubi, in EVs

Yes, we should tax ev owners so we can afford more sustainable infrastructure

Jay, in They never admit they were just wrong

WeLl tHe GoVeRnMeNt cHaNgEd ThE pLaN BeCaUsE tHe TrUtH WaS uNcOvErEd.

scrubbles,
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Me: “What about all of the other governments? Europe, Africa, Australia, Russia, they’re all in total agreement and doing it together?”

Them: processing that there are other countries and governments outside of the US’s control

ipha, in Just a tiny bit spicy

If I say I want spicy – I want to be in visible discomfort and bystanders should be concerned for my safety.

moonsnotreal, in Just a tiny bit spicy
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Especially_the_lies,
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I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

vivadanang, in They never admit they were just wrong

“any moment now anyone who got the vax is gonna flop over and start foaming at the mouth, I heard it on the My Pillow Guy show.”

I can’t decide which is more depressing, people stupid enough to believe the shit, or the absurd lack of credibility their sources provide - fucking rubes and idiotic liars deserve each other I guess.

Polar,

If the government wanted to kill people, they’d kill those who refused to comply.

So the thing that would make more sense, is that the COVID vaccine was an antidote, and the government was going to release a toxic gas to kill everyone who didn’t take it.

But nah, their argument is that the government is killing those who comply. Ya, because that makes sense.

Misconduct,

When you point out its been a long time, and you’re fine, so they say, “Give it 10 more years” lmao wtf just shut up and crawl back under your rock you science denying turnips

Jay,

And then when you die in 50 years after a long and healthy life: “I told you so!”

IHaveTwoCows,

Nearly every case I heard about the vax killing people was somebody who was 79 and had poor heart health

merc,

Meanwhile virtually every possible (and infrequent) side-effect of the vaccine is also a possible (and frequent) side-effect of COVID.

Like, cardiac issues are possible, very rare side effects of the vaccine. Cardiac issues are common side effects of getting COVID. So, even if you’re really worried about one specific side-effect of the vaccine like pulmonary embolism – guess what, you’re much more likely to have one if you don’t get the vaccine because then you’re much more likely to get it as a COVID side-effect.

Misconduct,

I think I’d survive covid decently but the long covid some people ended up with sounds horrifying. Like the people that have had their sense of taste all fucky for years. I love food too much to take that risk. Also, I’d never forgive myself if I found out I carried it around and potentially gave it to others that might not survive it. A few little shots and a little mask are really nothing compared to potentially killing someone’s memaw. It takes so little effort to just not catch it or spread it around people are ridiculous.

2Password2Remember, in Don't ask

imagine believing tiananmen square is in any way comparable to the rest of this list. OP showing their whole ass

Death to America

littlecolt,

Smooth-brained western Chinese apologists is not what I was expecting from the future of the internet even 5 years ago. Our atrocities are totally cool, eh? Nice.

FuckyWucky,

yeah, next the internet will be defending Iraqi incubator babies or Saddam’s people-shredder.

also, very rude of you to assume im a mayo western cracker.

betwixthewires, in Just a tiny bit spicy

Pro tip: don’t ever tell a Thai cook their food isn’t spicy enough. They take their spice seriously, they take pride in it, and they like to dig it in a little if you ask for it spicier.

Samsy, in Don't ask

The US about indigenous Americans.

Oh wait, they made hundreds of movies about killing them.

kfc,

That really is one of the most absurd things about the American Empire. They’ll come and destroy your people, taint and corrupt your land with bones and blood, bomb you back into the stone age, and then make a trillion dollar budget film about how it made them feel sad. The othering is so powerful that emotions only exist within the walls of capital

TheWiseAlaundo, in But if you're 3 minutes late they throw a hissyfit

I actually did ask my Doctor about why this happens once. Mainly it’s because if a patient before you has something that needs more time it messes up the schedule for every patient after… and this happens every single day. If no one cancels their appointments, then this problem just continually compounds throughout the day. The best bet to being seen on time is to be the first patient of the day.

Or just intentionally show up a few minutes late and take the mild scolding from the receptionist. It’s not like they’re going to turn ya away

andthenthreemore, in Don't ask

The Australian’s about their treatment of aborigines first nation Australians

The Irish about mother and baby homes.

China about Uyghurs

Lucidlethargy, in They never admit they were just wrong

Being a republican means you never have to admit you’re wrong. You just live in a whole other universe where chemtrails turn the frogs gay, and Trump is an innocent, Christ-like patriot.

spikespaz,

Dude that’s a generalization and is just not true.

Twelve20two,

While it is a generalization, it accurately covers the majority of Republicans who have been vocal online over the last few years.

spikespaz,

As far as I’m concerned each side has been just as annoying and incorrect as the other. Have you seen some of the stupid and objectively false things people say? It’s not just conservatives.

Blackmist, in But if you're 3 minutes late they throw a hissyfit

You guys are getting to see your doctors?

lowleveldata, in Wamter

WTF don’t drink tap water or you’d get butt worms!!

Mothra,
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I always boil it before drinking, but most people I know don’t bother with that

BuboScandiacus,
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Where are you living ?

Fizz, in Wamter
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Bros I love water so fucking much

drolex,

Oh really? Name all the water molecules then?

irmoz,

Hydrogen

Oxygen

Joe mama

KingThrillgore, in EVs
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EVs are basically cars, but more expensive.

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