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Realdeal, in shut up

There is no “audio setting” for that

Dirk, in I lose mine last month :(
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Its in the paperwork for your SIM card or for your phone. Both is stored with other paperwork either in a file cabinet or a filing folder.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in science and memes, unite!

For context (tried to add it to the post, but it didn’t seem to like both an image and a link at once)

hoshikarakitaridia, in happens too often

Corruption is so funny and quirky

BackBreaker909, in I lose mine last month :(

I keep mine in the back of my phone case. Easy way to never lose it haha

bstix, in I lose mine last month :(

Only Satan would design a hole that is smaller than the end of a bent paperclip when the entire purpose of the hole is to put something into it.

wandermind,

How else can you sell an iPoker 4X?

bigkahuna1986,

You’re still using the 4X? Lol, get yourself an 8Max and thank me later.

clearleaf,

I did but I’m still saving up for the handle

bobs_monkey,

An earring pokey works too, just wipe off any schmutz

nonailsleft,

For a Korean, the hole doesn’t need to be that big

SARGEx117,

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    CleoTheWizard,
    @CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

    For anyone else who ever has this problem, there are easier ways than a paper clip and hammer.

    I have used pencil lead (0.5mm) successfully. You get a short piece and push hard, it might hurt your thumb a bit but it works. Obviously most needles work but I have used things like safety pins from the back of a shirt pin. I’ve also used the tip of mechanical pencils in a pinch. And if you’re crafty you can do something (carefully) with a toothpick and a knife to shave the tip down. Dumbest thing I’ve ever used is a disposable flosser that had a toothpick on the end. I also used that to clean USB C ports. All of these also similarly work on small reset buttons on routers and such.

    clearleaf,

    I usually take a needle of some kind and clip the point off so it’s not as sharp.

    Wofls, in 🎵 Started from the bottom now we're here 🎵

    The ones pulling him up were the workers exploited by his ancestors tho

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, in I lose mine last month :(

    it’s simple keep the box in you’re cable cupboard (am trying to spawn British people /j)

    Pat_Riot, in Israhell-Amerikkka relationship explained
    @Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

    That hurts right in my taxes.

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, in ¿¿Que??

    ¿sin cinco?

    GrammatonCleric, in I lose mine last month :(
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Meh, I already keep a small paper clip in my wallet for clogged vapes, controller resets, SD cards, etc.

    Bipta,

    I've never seen a paperclip small enough to eject a SIM card.

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    You do realize they come in more than one size, right? 😅

    Aggravationstation, (edited ) in I made a mistake that everyone should learn from

    What the fuck happened to your car seat? Looks like some kind of explosion.

    Fermion, (edited )

    Random guess is this is from back when cars had cigarette lighters and someone dropped it on the passenger seat.

    lemmyman,

    There’s a reason they call it explosive diarrhea

    TheOffice_Plant,

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    Catsrules,

    So your saying it probably wasn’t explosive lava diarrhea?

    RememberTheApollo,

    Couple possibilities. Dropped cigarette. Electric seat heat or motor failure causing a fire.

    craftyindividual,

    There’s always a story behind these marks.

    craftyindividual, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

    Can someone explain the dead Saddam for me?

    simple,

    You posted your comment 4 times. Anyways, here: knowyourmeme.com/…/saddam-husseins-hiding-place

    danc4498,

    I have duplicate comments posted all the time. I think it’s just bugs in the 3rd party apps.

    craftyindividual,

    Oh that’s good! I wondered why the old boy was making a comeback.

    stoy, in I lose mine last month :(

    We have a whole keyring full of them at work

    Pinklink,

    Why?? This is actually scary for some reason

    stoy,

    I am an IT guy, we need them for… …IT-stuff…

    kungen, (edited )

    I assume you just leave the keyring on your desk/in some drawer? I had handcuff keys on my normal ring and the pointy thing on the keys (for double-locking) made holes in my jeans, so you’d be crazy to go around with those for opening SIMs in your pocket.

    stoy,

    It stays on my desk, if have extremely limited need for a sim removal tool in my personal life, and it would just get bent on my keychain

    smashboy, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

    The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

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