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autokludge, in It can become anything
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@JPSound’s perfect stick.

GarbageShoot, in Why not?

Wildly overdone meme, but the art is honestly pretty cool in this case

usernamesaredifficul, in It can become anything

dudes rock

AMillionNames, in The two most stolen items

So basically, time and space.

sharkfucker420, in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Literally me rn but I’m gen z

henfredemars,

I’m an elder millennial but you guys are in the same boat. No idea how we’re going to afford housing down the line.

NocturnalMorning, (edited )

Don’t worry, with the collapse of the environment, the economy won’t really matter. So, we at least have that going for us, which is nice.

grabyourmotherskeys,

I’m just very excited about all the massive asteroids that keep near missing us. Talk about exciting!

Merwyn,

Don’t forget the volcanoes ! Especially the super massive one that is overdue for quite a long time now.

sharkfucker420,
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I specifically meant I’m getting my degree in physics so I can do this

hexaflexagonbear, (edited )
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I did a PhD so I was a little late to the “real world” than other millenials. And I gotta say GenZ are in a much worse boat than millenials depending on location. In the Toronto area I’d say there’s a lucky subset of millenials who will never afford a home but have been in a rent-controlled unit for a few years. Idk how affordable having an apartment to yourself would be for gen z. To spend only 35% of your income on rent in Toronto right now for a 1 bedroom you’d need to be in the top quintile for HH income.

I think I joked previously the millenial experience was going on zillow to look at houses you’ll never afford while the genz experience is looking at apartments you’ll never afford.

GreenMario,

The solution is to burn down all homes so nobody has a place to live. A sorta “if I can’t have THING no one will”.

In Minecraft, of course 😉

NotSoCoolWhip,
  1. Lower standards
  2. Buy shitty small rural house built nearly 200 years ago
  3. Spend any and all free time & money learning the skills & buying the tools to strip it down and rebuild it. All of it is online. Do it quietly and you won’t have to pull permits. Hold yourself to a higher standard than what a permit will allow and you’ll be fine.
  4. Continue to invest in yourself and your skills. You will become a rich person if you do this, if not in money, then knowledge. The earlier you can do this, the more value will compound off of your skillset.

It’s not fun but it’s possible for myself, born 98. Got my little slice and the sunsets and stars are sure damn pretty out in the boonies. Gotta deal with the rednecks & general small mindedness though.

Lamb,

I’m born same year. Currently hoping I can afford food this month.

henfredemars,

Appreciate the down-to-earth response. Might have to head this direction sooner or later, except maybe with a tiny plot of land and an improved shed if it comes down to it. I’ll take something that works over homeless.

NotSoCoolWhip,

Look into trailers, campers, shed, tiny home, and military surplus tents. Be careful not to get too into the Instagram version of the “vanlife” lifestyle, it is trickier that it seems in the photos and IMO vans suck cos you don’t need engine problems on your home.

I lived in a camper trailer because I got it for the equivalent of 6 months rent and I knew if I lived in it any longer it would technically a net gain, and I was able to still sell it after. Two years in that thing with Midwest winters lmao.

If you are lucky, you can find a rural property sold as undeveloped with a very old or abandoned building that you’d be able to fix up. I would avoid the West, unless you have a foolproof water source.

We have the entire knowledge of the collective human history at our fingertips. People built shit by winging it for the majority of human history. You’d have been a god among men 200 years ago. Fuck some shit up. Fail fast and fail forward

nouben, (edited )

If your professionnal situation lets you do this, go for it. Problem is, for a lot of people including myself, jobs are in the city. Moreover, here in France, by living in the countryside, you get an additionnal bonus of :

  • no public transit
  • no hospital
  • no doctor
  • no school
  • no post office
  • no bakery (the worst)

(edit: formatting)

NotSoCoolWhip,

Not for everybody. If you’re clever enough you can work around every item you listed though.

FlyingSquid,
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Me too and I’m Gen X.

Diabolo96, in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers

My freaking niece. I love her with all my heart but almost every time I tell that little demon to avoid doing something, she daringly look at me with an evil grin and do it just meer moments after. She thinks everything is a game and my sanity is just another toy.

bleistift2,

How about letting her hurt herself (slightly)? If she’s old enough to understand you, she’s old enough to learn that people who tell her not to do something mean well.

grabyourmotherskeys, (edited )

My nephew based his life on Dennis the Menace. I was cooking a family and got called out of the kitchen where I was working alone.

Two minutes later I come back in to find this kid (maybe 5?) waving my razor sharp french knife around.

I very carefully removed it from his grasp and when I wasn’t using it I put it under a towel at the back of the counter. Told his parents to watch him.

Later he’s got it again and a steak knife.

I take all the blades, put them in a box, and put them way up high.

Come back later and he’s got a chair against the counter, a box on the counter, and he’s heading back up the chair with more of mother’s cookbooks to pile up to stand on…

Some kids are a little more extreme.

Edit: cooking a family feast, not a family (see first paragraph).

LemmyKnowsBest,

Cooking a family, you know you can go back and edit where you wrote that instead of adding an asterisk at the end of your essay.

grabyourmotherskeys,

Thought it was funnier that way.

Diabolo96,

It’s a good idea but the problem lies in the “slightly” part. The house is under renovation so the dangers are real.

Nonetheless , The idea is very interesting so if such scenario ever present itself I will certainly try it.

themusicman,

That’s a choice for the parents to make. I would never take that risk as an uncle

vonxylofon,

Talk to the parents then?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Reframe your delivery. When we tell people not to do something, that’s the first thing they think of.

For example If I tell you not to think of an elephant, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind?

So here’s the solution: Redirect her to other things /activities so it takes her mind off of the bad thing she’s about to do.

Diabolo96,

Tried it and it kinda works but kids can be too stubborn sometimes.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

She sounds like a free spirit. Maybe she needs less micromanaging, because kids who feel oppressed will try to break out of it like punching through a paper bag.

She’d probably thrive with tons of freedom

but with strict consequences if she does something dangerous to hurt herself or others.

Diabolo96,

You said it all.

shiveyarbles, in It can become anything

Wood… This you can trust

Diabolo96, in Factory

In the 50s, man-made snowflakes gave you cancer. Everything was truly better back then…

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Something something, yellow brick road

Agent641,

Seveso residents hate the manmade snow.

EmpathicVagrant,

Still does!

SuckMyWang, (edited )

You could drink ddt and hit your neighbours kids all you wanted. And when you got home from a hard days work of pulling people out of deadly machinery at the smog factory who where crushed and maimed, you could be sure to come home to a cooked meal from your lovely wife who had been drinking and crying all day because she was probably going to get beat. And the best part was no one would talk about any of it cause we weren’t pussies like todays queer youths

Arthur_Leywin, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

Endgame was stupid. The solution to Thanos was have Tony conveniently invent time traveling and then save the day. Infinity Wars was the peak.

ExLisper,

Infinity Wars was stupid. Have some super heroes run around fighting bad guys trying to destroy the world for some stupid reason. There was no pick. It’s all stupid.

QuodamoresDei,

All stupid is correct.

bitcrafter,

I don’t know, I thought it was kind of fun that they mixed things up for a change and had the protagonist be the villain and the central plot be about his triumph over the antagonists who are the heroes; the movie ending with him relaxing and enjoying the sunset now that his great work was over and so he could retire and put down his burdens was a really nice touch.

Chakravanti,

You ignorant. Thanos was the hero. Ironman is just another billionaire denying the obvious responsiblity for the death of all life on earth Thanos was preventing.

blind3rdeye,

Maybe so, but it was still a janky story. A gigantuan struggle, with epic consequences… resolved by deus ex machina.

Chakravanti,

It wasn’t “resolved.” Thanos won. Then some janky billionaire lying asshole undid that and then lied about fucking everything. Everyone went on like a march of idiots right over the suicidal cliff like lemmings.

That’s not a fictional story. Goodbye! Forever!

sederx,

But that plot point was completely nonsense.

Chakravanti,

Yeah, a BILLIONAIRE undoes GOOD THINGS being done by the “VILLIAN.”

Of course it doesn’t make sense. It DOES make sense when you undo the bullshit it’s spun around. There you fucking go.

GreenMario, in Factory

Yeah it’s called a church lol

tubaruco,

i dont think they reproduce there…

SapphironZA,

But they certainly get fucked there.

mindbleach, in Help please 🥺🥺🥺

Guess we need /r/UselessNobody cloned as well.

GreenMario, in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers

Little shits under 5 are preprogrammed to fucking try to kill themselves at post haste it fucking seems. That’s why I support using those damn leashes for your suicidal toddler.

How the fuck did humans become the apex species when their young is hell bent into rushing into a sabertooths mouth?

bleistift2,

Humans are also the ones publicly shaming parents for not removing their toddlers from sabertooths’ mouths.

Alexstarfire,

Had enough kids that eventually one didn’t do things like that.

GreenMario,

Maybe we were never supposed to protect em lol that’s why the world pop only got above a billion when we started introducing “Hey let’s not let the kids kill themselves” ideas and laws.

The little Jimmy that decided he wanted to pet the Gator didn’t grow up to be Jimothy Bodangles, PHD.

baldingpudenda,

You would think all those generations would have bred the suicidal tendencies out of toddlers. Instead we got easily fooled eyes and hackable dopamine drip.

Alexstarfire,

Mutations still occur. They aren’t all good. :)

originalucifer, in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers
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i feel like it because they just came from the void

MayonnaiseArch, in The two most stolen items
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This is the time to say it - the two objects in the image are examples of great design. The best design.

GrammatonCleric, in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers
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Baby’s Day Out

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