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Imbrex, (edited ) in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers

Ive had to tackle my kids to keep them out of traffic more times then I’d like to discuss

smuuthbrane, in I choose to believe
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve been touched by His Noodly Appendage, Ramen.

joyjoy, in Why not?

Then again, the first commandment

Viking_Hippie,

Don’t eat the one fruit that makes you smarter?

joyjoy,

God is a jealous bitch, don’t be talking to other gods.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Idk man, “though shalt not have other gods before me” pretty much directly implies that other gods exist, and we’re square just as long as I don’t worship the flying spaghetti monster below God.

Then of course we shift to monotheism in the more recent Old Testament.

thorbot, in boardgameme.png

This is why I like games with lots of interaction. Then you can curse each other out before you kill them

thisisbutaname, in Where is it damn it ???

Oh the memories

Mr_Blott,

Yep, demotivational.com circa 2010

lugal, in Careful out there yall

That’s a sub plot of the great movie “I, Daniel Blake” from 2016. It’s about the British social net and how unjust it is and how people suffer under it and are forced to do stuff.

Sorry for the downer but the movie is worth a watch

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sounds like a porno plot. (Sorry bout ruining the sad vibe there)

shalafi, in Why not?

I’m ordained in the Church of the FSM and got my fiancé’s buddy ordained so he could marry us week after next. Florida say’s it’s all good!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Congratulations!

KnightontheSun,

Is it really? I am FSM “ordained”, but as far as I know it is not accepted in the states I operate in. Not to worry, I am ordained in at least two other accepted online churches. I only do this for close family.

SuckMyWang,

But gay people are devaluing the institution

108, in Where is it damn it ???
@108@kbin.social avatar

I just dumped them all on the floor to sort through. Even had the Rubbermaid tub

tryagain, in The only FOSS browser with extensions

Hyped for this

troyunrau, in Factory
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

There is a mostly abandoned town called Snowflake, Manitoba, Canada. They bulldozed the school even.

Darkenfolk,

Great addition to the joke.

RedditWanderer, (edited ) in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.
TheRedSpade, in can I skip class?

Is career day an actual thing? I’ve always seen it in movies and tv shows, but never had anything remotely like it irl.

c0mbatbag3l, in Why not?
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

“Cause! I’m not going to potentially spend my entire life following the specific rituals and sacrifices required of a religion. What if it doesn’t exist? Then I’ve wasted. My… Oh… Shit.”

Gotta Uno reverse card Pascals wager on 'em.

GrammatonCleric, in Careful out there yall
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t threaten me with a good time

DigitalPaperTrail, in boardgameme.png

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