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tubaruco, in Puede ser una buena foto de perfil??????

mi opinan es that is not a meme

craftyindividual,

Needs more seasoning, or maybe some text.

tubaruco, in I'm gonna win the mr Olympia

i dont understand it, but it sure is more of a meme than some posts ive seen

ursakhiin, in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.

Just think, somewhere in the multiverse is a universe where boomers can’t afford houses because their kids traveled back in time and bought them all up.

dubyakay,

*can’t afford multiple rental properties

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Captain Buzzkill here, but an infinite number of universes wouldn’t necessarily guarantee that every possible scenario happens.

As an analogy, there’s an infinite amount of integers, but you’re not going to find 1.5 in them.

ExLisper,

I’ve heard it’s just before the last one.

Halosheep,

Infinite universes doesn’t define infinite in any real way. You’ve defined infinity as all integers but infinity can be defined to include all rationals as well, which would include 1.5. In an unbounded infinite universes where the universe exists, you should find every possible scenario.

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

It was an analogy for how something infinite doesn’t necessarily contain everything you can think of, not meant to be taken absolutely literally (hence the word “analogy” there). Also I got this from some physicist so I didn’t pull it out of my own butt, I’ll try find a source

mindbleach, in Panther Missle LAUNCH

Totsugeki!

Dieterlan, in Almost that time of year

Dang, that reminds me. I gotta update my wishlist. There’s a set of toe socks I’ve been meaning to try out…

BudgetBandit,

The German says: Add sandals.

mochisuki, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

Meme would be more accurate to say European social democratic. .

almost1337, in Almost that time of year

The older you get, the more excited you get for socks as a present.

plague_sapiens,
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

This. While being annoyed by one of my grandmothers giving me bed sheets as a birthday present when I was around 10. I now totally understand and like it. Haven’t really bought much clothes since ever, cause my mother and sister are currently fullfilling my grandmother’s task for years now xD And it’s nice to use the money I would have spent on clothes to buy me more tech stuff I really want.

omgitsaheadcrab,

My dad gets us happy socks for Christmas lately, it’s awesome. I don’t need to buy socks anymore

tdawg,

Only if they’re comfy tho

Kyle,

Yeah! Who’s getting more sad about getting socks every year? As soon as I moved out I started appreciating the gift 😃

If people ask for gift hints I often say “fun socks!”

shiroininja,

I get tired of it, because I don’t need socks every year. My stuff lasts. I end up with too many socks. It’s like buying me a new pair of shoes or something. Like uh no, those last me 3-5 years. Those are utilitarian purchases that are made less often

Th4tGuyII,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Exactly. Thought it dumb when I was younger, but now it's a great thing!
Makes me wonder how old OP is?

HurlingDurling,

Fuck, I must be old then. I love socks as a present

Coasting0942, in Why not?

I don’t need to. I KNOW the emperor of mankind will launch a glorious crusade to purge the Xenos and claim humanity’s birthright among the stars. Which means we need to triple our science funding yesterday if we’re going to have black hole cannons.

Far,

Them men of iron are going to give us a bad time tho

InputZero,

Your faith is lacking slag. The God Emperor of All Mankind is already here leading Mankind to glory over the xenos and has been for millennia. He has chosen to not reveal himself to us yet. Accelerating our approach to the age of strife is blasphemy. What if we build the black hole cannons too early and they’ve degraded too much when the Adeptus Mechanicus excavate them. Have faith in the God Emperor’s plan slag and rejoice in your duty.

(Warhammer 40k for anyone who’s going wtf)

Quexotic,

So there’s this church… www.xenosisacult.com

InputZero,

Huh, I was unaware of this church. I hope you realize that we were role playing characters from a table top board game gone super franchise titled Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000. As far as I’m aware, the Warhammer franchise is not associated in any way with the Columbus, Ohio Christian Xenos Church. That’s why I included terms like Adeptus Mechanics which is pulled directly from the franchise.

Quexotic,

Oh yeah I know. It’s a humorous coincidence, at least to me. Warhammer seems pretty cool. I don’t have the bandwidth or storage space, money, or time to really get into it.

I did try eisenhorn unlimited. Couldn’t get into it.

DoucheBagMcSwag, in Careful out there yall

Uh pretty sure there’s an entire xxx network genre of what is above

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Shoplyfter, i’m a cultured man

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Yep. That one. Couldn’t think of the name

SapphironZA,

Exactly. We could make those charges go away, if you do me a favour.

Rascabin, in Almost that time of year

Holy tities

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d take a steaming dump betwixt them.

kibiz0r, in Why not?

There will never be anything more illustrative of the limits of human intellect than the fact that a master logician famously argued that:

I ought to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that rewards doing XYZ

…and did not immediately think:

I ought not to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that punishes doing XYZ

digger,
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s why I’m working tirelessly to bring Roko’s Basilisk into being! 👍

abraxas,

As a theist, I agree. Pascal’s Wager is a terrible argument for God. It doesn’t even address the variety of religions that contradict Christianity with contradicting moral imperatives. It only works if the outcomes are “My Variant of Christian God Exists” or “No God Exists”.

Quexotic,

Are you referring to this? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_wager

Vej, in Almost that time of year

Murino wool socks are absolutely amazing.

Starayo, in Almost that time of year
@Starayo@lemmy.world avatar

I never have enough socks. I always need more socks. Fun ones, though.

whereBeWaldo, in Factory

Disk drive lookin-ass building piece

rockerface, in In our lifetimes 🤞

I wish there was at least half the amount of this kind of memes about Russia

empireOfLove,

Yeah but that would go against the hexbear narrative of “neo-USSR good because communism, anything western-adjacent is imperialism bad”

Nuance, or frankly any political intelligence, is not their strong suit

sharkfucker420, (edited )
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

No one on hexbear likes Russia in its current state. No one thinks it is a “neo-USSR” (lmao). Russia is not Communist and no self respecting communist would call it that. The West is imperialist and bad, the most obvious example of this being the entire global south.

Have you ever been on hexbear?

empireOfLove, (edited )

No one on hexbear likes Russia in its current state.

Meanwhile in this thread by hexbear users: “nothing Russia is doing is that bad, they should just become citizens, stop hating on russia”

For “not liking” Russia imperialism, they sure spend a lot of fucking time apologizing for Russia’s imperialism. We can hate multiple despotic shitholes at the same time, they are not mutually exclusive.

mathemachristian,

I mean the fact that you think the people of hexbear support the Russian Federation thinking its communist but then go on to say they have no nuance or political intelligence is kind of funny

ikiru,
FuckyWucky, (edited )

sure, make comparisons between Nazi Germany, Apartheid Israel and … Russia

Are Ukrainians being crammed into a strip being bombed constantly without food or water? Russia despite being reactionary in many ways (eg LGBTQ rights) is relatively tolerant towards religious and ethnic minorities.

Such malicious comparison. Fuck you.

Valmond,

Oh no, hexbear is leaking again.

Go back to your dictator-loving friends and stay there.

520, (edited )

Oh fuck off. Russia is committing cultural genocide and is constantly bombing civilian targets. Russia thinks nothing of bombing hospitals or other civilian infrastructure. The only reason the Ukrainians are not also being crammed into a strip is because Russia's military hasn't been capable of doing that.

Edit: clarity

rockerface,

Actually, yes, Ukrainians that happened to live in the east of Ukraine are in fact stuck in a literal war zone without feasible way to live… unless they accept Russian “citizenship”, that is

FuckyWucky, (edited )

they can get to Europe because they are white enough. Its not an open air prison in the same way Gaza is.

Russian bombing campaign is nothing like Gaza. Gazans can’t obtain Israeli citizenship, Palestinian passports aren’t widely recognized. Meanwhile both Ukrainian and Russian passports are internationally recognized.

unless they accept Russian “citizenship”, that is

A citizenship is a citizenship. No need for quotes, Russian citizens can get Russian passports, get access to Russian benefits and travel.

Stop making silly comparisons.

The only people who can be compared to the situation Palestinians are in right now are Rohingya Muslims.

rockerface,

No shit, nothing is the same way Gaza is. Doesn’t make it a non-issue. And “citizenship” deserves quotes if it’s enforced by an invading military.

Also, good luck getting to anywhere, when all airports and major roads leading out of the occupied territory are blocked and/or destroyed.

culpritus,
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

Ukrainian militias have been shelling Donbas for about 8 years before 2022.

SilentStorms,

If you think the Western public is more anti-Isreal than rabidly anti-Russia, I don’t know what to tell you.

Disclaimer: I think they’re both fucking awful. Isreal is objectively worse though.

rockerface,

Not the public, just this community. Although it could be confirmation bias on my side

SilentStorms,

Its also just what’s in the news. If Lemmy was big in March 2022, we would likely be flooded with them.

RamrodBaguette,

This was about settler-colonial states in particular. Not to say I wouldn’t love to see the Bourgeois Russian state go through another 7-11-1917.

russia-cool

USSR

rockerface,

That’s fair. Wasn’t trying to take a jab at you in particular, if it came off that way, I’m sorry

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