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casmael, in idk bro

When it is undoubtedly what it is but you remain unsure

Flaimbot,

maybe she’s just canadian

qooqie, in Wait... nevermid you're right.

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

andrew_bidlaw,
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What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You’d be glad they haven’t got sick that weekend.

I Am Legend movie poster

Shaun of the Dead movie poster

moosetwin,
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I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

bingbong,

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

helpImTrappedOnline,

I’ve got Thursdays and Fridays

moosetwin,
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wait a minute

Gradually_Adjusting, in idk bro
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My heart misgives me, and words fail. Though I speak in the trouble of my heart, I know not if any counsel could mend this.

casmael,

Is this a quote from somewhere or just your brain? 🧠

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Creatively stolen piecemeal from the verbiage in LotR. I’ve been going through the Phil Dragash soundscape lately.

Karyoplasma, in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.

Backwards time travel is physically impossible. You would need to travel at truly negative speed to achieve it, but the magnitude of speed is always positive.

Zuberi, (edited )
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Whoosh material right here.

Edit: Apparently OP is making a joke. Mmmhmm

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Whoosh aa a meme should die

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Imagine assuming the other party didn’t get the joke in the pic but just chose to ignore it, just so the dumb reddit meme can live on!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Stop trampling on our hopes and dreams, it’s all we have left.

Chrobin,

Correction: You’d need to travel with a speed higher than the vacuum speed of light.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Thinking about it, it’s even more complicated than that. You’re right that a negative speed would not work since the square of a negative number is positive anyway. But a speed higher than c would result in a negative square root, so no real solution. Also, traveling at exactly the speed of light would divide by zero lol

But maybe our formula is wrong. Or it’s just impossible, who knows?

Maerman, in Factory

Holy shit. I think that’s my hometown. I’m not even kidding.

squiblet, in Help please 🥺🥺🥺
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Crack? Portland? I’m guessing you have pretty much never been to Portland, if even once.

Kalkaline, in Boy howdy!
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Sounds like a commie

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Commie titties are still titties

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Whoosh

lowleveldata,

I like my nipples pink, not red, thanks.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Our nipples, comrade.

MeDuViNoX, in Why not?
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ramen!

ColonelSanders, (edited ) in Wait... nevermid you're right.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

DrQuint,

“This is the most disturbing porn I’ve seen”

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the “Yeah…”

Damaskox, in Boy howdy!
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

May lead to lewd practices but only if you agree on her beliefs?

DrPop,

Getting me high brings out the activist in me so win win.

Damaskox,
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

Or maybe a win-win-win?
Getting high, getting activism and getting sex!

wraithdrone, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

Honestly, as far as the ensemble movies go, I personally think Marvel peaked with the first Avengers movie…

rchive,

Winter Soldier is the peak for me, with Civil War just barely below it.

Blackmist, (edited )

Hard agree. The others just don’t give any characters enough to time to do anything other than show, do a bit of fan service, and fuck off again. Endgame is a complete clusterfuck.

The only things that have been anywhere near that good since are the Spiderman (maybe not the middle one) and Guardians of the Galaxy (James Gunn is just at home doing this stuff) movies.

I wanted the Taika Waititi and Sam Raimi films to be a lot better than they were, and they just feel too constrained by the House of Mouse for the kind of directors they are.

FlyingSquid, in Where is it damn it ???
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As a video editor, I feel this, except for clips.

Varixable, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

Marvel peaked with the first Blade movie and it’s all been varying flavors of downhill since then. This is the truth.

cashews_best_nut,

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill!

eletes,
@eletes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Watched Blade for the first time Saturday and that line gave me whiplash.

cashews_best_nut,

As a teen in the 90s this was the coolest fucking fight ever! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZuZZzvJxR8

I bought the official soundtrack and listened to it on my MiniDisc every morning on the way to college! Pumped me up ready for the days battle against vampires (and maths) :D

dangblingus,

furious katana spinning gif

Kusimulkku, in Almost that time of year

I do need those socks and underwear, I’m never buying it myself

lightnsfw,

I haven’t bought any clothes in like 2 years. I just ask for them on christmas. Thanks female family members!

YeahBuoy, in Never Stop

It’s nice to get some recognition, thank you.

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