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CodexArcanum, in Same energy

The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

Classy, in These blueberries are getting expensive!

Good think studying botany is mostly free

looks up travel prices

looks up field gear prices

looks up cost of accreditation in order to get jobs in botany

Never mind

MycoBro,

My life is botany and mycology. I make money from it. Not spend money. You don’t need a accreditation to study, grow, love plants and you don’t need work for anyone else.

Narrrz,

hmmm, any tips on making money from it?

I'm a hobbyist gardener - or, rather, plant enthusiast - but even if I know that the plants themselves might be considered valuable, the scale I'd have to engage in it to make it capable of supporting me in its own is... daunting, to say the least.

MycoBro,

A fun one is set you up a nice little greenhouse’situation (use what you got. Figure it out) and get a bunch of tomatoes started real early. Then you can sell knee high plants as soon as the frost is past for $20 a pop

lightnsfw,

People pay money for tomatoes? My neighbors were offering me sacks of them all summer long.

MycoBro, (edited )

Yes. People buy tomatoes. What? I’m glad you got motherfuckers just handing out fruits and vegetables in your neighborhood but you have to realize that you are a special case.

SuspiciousUser,

Yeah well when I close my eyes you don’t even exist!

TheCheddarCheese, in Never Stop
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

is it supposed to be a loading animation or is my internet just bad? im really confused cause of the title

Dkarma, in Factory

So that’s where conservatives come from…

Beelzebob, in Almost that time of year

I miss my socks and underwear presents as an adult. I can’t be arsed to go out and buy my own.

palitu, in Never Stop

Up vote for saying bouy correctly!

LongbottomLeaf, (edited ) in Boy howdy!
Chakravanti, in wake and bake can be a gamble

Those were NOT raccoons and Gary Webb TOTALLY commuted suicide by shooting himself in the head. Twice.

acastcandream, in Boy howdy!

Drop the “or smoke weed. Honestly…” text and this is perfect. It kills the vibe/momentum of the joke.

acastcandream,

If anything it should be more along the lines of “report CRT advocates to your nearest DeSantis!” (better though lol just keep the bit going or cut it)

Yadaran, in another day another banger

So this is what inspired that Black Mirror Episode

RoseTintedGlasses,
@RoseTintedGlasses@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

weirdly enough, this was only actually revealed to the public several years after the black mirror episode aired

Player2,

Insider info or massive coincidence?

moistclump, in idk bro

Normalize whatever this scene is. Hygge.

AngryCommieKender, in Never Stop

This is not a stupid meme. This is a dad meme. Congratulations you may now produce podlings.

sarmale, in The only FOSS browser with extensions

Finally

MasterNerd, in Why not?
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Because what if the lasagna monster is the real one and really hates people worshipping the spaghetti monster and subjects anyone who worships it to eternal damnation?

GrammatonCleric, in Poor kid; I bet she didn't like the hair clip either
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

How does one write on a crayon?

Rentlar,

The crayon company employs child labour and this girl is drawing crayon wrappers.

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