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Lemmygradwontallowme, in I lose mine last month :(
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I’m not a responsible person, though, I’m too lazy to move that shit around often to have it lost outside my closet…

ViktorSoy, in I lose mine last month :(
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I use a heroin syringe.

dutchkimble,

Pro tip right here, it juices up the performance

JackbyDev,

If you use a used one, hey, that’s just up cycling!

clearleaf, in Gascar

I thought this was a political compass thing for a second.

razieltakato, (edited ) in I lose mine last month :(
Lunachocken,

I thought there was a hole in your hand I didn’t see the metal. I just saw straight through them. Wtf

JackbyDev,

You should put them all on a keyring!

bjoern_tantau, in Most important movie in my life
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Remy: “I mustn’t scurry away, I mustn’t scurry away, I mustn’t scurry away”

ThePyroPython, in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.

Raise Hell, Praise Dale!

Holzkohlen, in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

My legs are fine, but my feet are killing me. Moving around is better than just standing around.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I stupidly wore pointy shoes one day and died of pain. I don’t know how women wear heels to concerts.

JakoJakoJako13,
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This is key. A decade ago I did all three days at the New England Metal and Hardcore festival. Bodies fell from the sky on me. I got punched in the back of the head. I was almost knocked out on multiple occasions. I lost my glasses and was blind for most of the trip. What hurt the most was my feet. The pain was only alleviated when I was running around in the pit and walking back to my motel. I was in my early 20s then. I can’t imagine doing that now.

ilovesatan, in I lose mine last month :(
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I used to work for Asurion, I got a dozen of them you can have .

JamesConeZone, in I lose mine last month :(
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Earring gang where you at

FrickAndMortar, in The Discords I regular, will not even respond...

Hey some of us peasants are grateful :)

multicolorKnight, in I lose mine last month :(

In a bag with charger and other accessories. Don’t recall actually using it more than once. Paper clips are the traditional solution.

hihellobyeoh, in I lose mine last month :(

I don’t have mine, but I kind of do, most bit sets for electronics include a bit for Sim card ejectors.

CafecitoHippo, in I lose mine last month :(

Have mine sitting in a dish on my desk right in front of me. It’s what I use to pop off our Arlo doorbell to bring inside to charge it back up when the batteries are low.

apotheotic, in eepy

Northernlion has the perfect balance of “talking about the game” and “grocery store anecdotes” for my brain to just drift to sleep. Paired with his knack for obscure pop culture references and his delightful speaking tone, and you’ve got instant knockout drops.

The man has an astonishing backlog of Binding of Isaac videos that are just chefs kiss for falling asleep to. To such a degree that he actually talks about how part of his audience are listening to him to fall asleep, lol.

drathvedro, in I lose mine last month :(

Never. My current and all previous phones have toothpicks stuck in the holes and knife marks all around the sim tray.

CalicoJack,

If you want to “upgrade” a bit, sewing needles work much better than toothpicks. And they’re almost as cheap.

drathvedro,

Sure, but I don’t carry a sewing needle with either. Probably should, actually. The reason toothpicks are there is because it’s the only thing at hand in those rare case when you need it, mostly middle of fuck nowhere and far away from home, when only one of the phones has charge but the other has reception.

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