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RickyRigatoni, (edited ) in You guessed WRONG!
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Eating anything thinking it’s going to be something else is always a bad time.

I hated grapefruits because the first time I bit into one I thought it was an orange.

I hated rye bread because the first time I had it was one of the swirly ones and I thought the dark swirl was chocolate.

But both times once I gave it some time and tried it again knowing what it was I loved it.

snowraven, in i missed my true calling

Is this an online quiz? I wanna take it

SandbagTiara2816,

Nope, just an image I came across. I wish there was a quiz like that though!

Perilous_Persephone, in We are going to get through this, I promise you.

This froggy legitimately made me feel better on a very hard day. Thank you froggy.

Lamb, in Birds are great

Not only is no one doing anything about it, we are complicit.

Norgur, in join me in the bog

Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-o
Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog
The bog down in the valley-o

snowraven,

Reminds me of the songs from “the hobbit”. Ah the nostalgia!

dumples, in i missed my true calling
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My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

SubArcticTundra,
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My local park hermit was asking me for change this morning

hrimfaxi_work,
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I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That is so wholesome. Yes I also buy my hermits food sometimes to appease them. I had never thought of enjoying it with them though

Pssdoff, in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.

Yes, we should all look at how we eradicated homelessness in SanFrancisco with leftist policies, and spread that shining example to every city.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

wHy cAnT sAn fRaNcIsCo sOlVe tHe sYsTeMiC pRoBlEm oF hOmElEsSnEsS? CHeCkmAte! RiP lEfTiSm 🤓

lorty,
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Every state in the USA is still capitalist regardless of which party is ruling

DahGangalang,

I mean, yes, technically that isn’t wrong.

But let’s be real, to say (or imply) that all regions operate at the same level of “capitalism” is a disingenuous argument. It seems that if the housing issue in the US were this truly the fault of capitalism, then one would expect that more leftist variations to produce better results for solving homelessness.

While not familiar with the data on this, it’s my understanding that large cities in left leaning states tend to do worse at finding/providing long term housing to unhoused people.

I’m open to looking at contrary data, but that’s really what it’d take to sway my opinion on the matter.

LoamImprovement,
cmhickman358, in Birds are great
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in i missed my true calling
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Yet again our modern oligarchs show how lame they are.

dumples,
@dumples@kbin.social avatar

Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

Lord_ToRA, in When I pass another memelord posting dank memes at the same time as me
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It sucks seeing so many people praise this dude when they were needlessly toxic to me because I made a harmless joke they didn’t like. Then they deleted their toxic comment and no one believes me.

Track_Shovel,
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I’m no angel myself, and can trash talk with the best of them. I just like his memes. He could be a shitlord, festering in an cramped alley, with a rat for a pet, for all I know.

lolcatnip,

You could take it as evidence he’s embarrassed he made that comment. I certainly have bad days when I’m needlessly harsh and regret it later.

limelight79, in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

I have back issues - if I stand too long, my back really starts hurting. One of my favorite bands was playing in a standing room only place a few months ago, and I didn’t go because of it.

It’s not something that bothers me on a day-to-day basis, because I’m never really standing that long in normal situations. But for a few hours, on a concrete floor? That’s not going to go well.

curiousaur,

Get better shoes. Or insoles. It will change your life.

Drusas,

Could also be a posture problem.

EvolvedTurtle,

I agree But at the same time soles can only go so far

BonesOfTheMoon,

Same. I LOVE live music but I’m a cripple the next day.

Resol, in I lose mine last month :(
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I can only imagine NileRed putting this in his box of radioactive watch hands

tgxn, in The Discords I regular, will not even respond...
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Good content 👌💯💯💯

Karyoplasma, (edited ) in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

Sometimes when I stand for too long, I get nausea and stomach cramps. Sitting down or walking cures that. Dunno what triggers that, it’s not a consistent effect, just sometimes.

BonesOfTheMoon,

No idea! That’s unusual.

TheDarksteel94,

Have you talked to a doctor about it? Sounds pretty weird.

Karyoplasma,

Nope, I always forget it when I go for a check-up because it happens so infrequently. I had that since I was a kid, I remember throwing up at my First Communion because it took forever for the pastor to stop reading from the book.

JackbyDev,

Are you locking your knees? That can make people light headed and pass out. Idk. I’m sure you’ve thought of it but I’d hate for the solution to be that simple and you not know. I guess the question is does it happen if you’re walking for a long time or just standing still?

Karyoplasma,

Never happens when I’m walking and only sometimes when I’m standing, so maybe I really just don’t know how to stand still properly lol

I’ll make sure not to forget to ask my doc next time I go there for a check up.

toybastard, in We are going to get through this, I promise you.
@toybastard@lemmy.world avatar

She still hasn’t texted me back, froggy.

Afghaniscran,

And if she never does, it will still get better

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