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DustyNipples, in *SCREEEEECHHHHHHHHHH*

Is this in New York? I stayed there years ago. Room door looked like it had been kicked down by cops.

LoamImprovement, in Almost that time of year

Like, bargain bin socks that are 8 pairs for $5, or novelty socks that are so thin you wear holes in them in two weeks? 100% agree. But a couple good pairs of quality socks are a game-changer, pair with a good pair of work boots and suddenly it’s not even that bad being on your feet all day.

JokeDeity, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

They were never good.

sarmale, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

What does this even mean, I buy them separately

brianorca,

It means they either roll it more tightly (more layers per inch) or they make the roll bigger (hope it still fits your roll holder) to stuff more paper on each roll. So they are advertising the package as “72 regular rolls” when it’s only 12 physical rolls.

neptune, in Stayin' Alive

xkcd.com/988/

“Every year, American culture embarks on a massive project to carefully recreate the Christmases of baby boomer childhoods.”

superduperenigma,

It is bizarre that we made Christmas music as a genre and just decided that the genre needed zero additional songs for the rest of time with the exception of Mariah Carey.

palordrolap,

Here in Britain we have a whole slew (or sleigh) of others, but, sticking with the theme, very few of those are from the last 30 years.

I'm surprised at least a couple of them didn't catch on in the US. Maybe they're too whimsical or alien for the average US audience.

Similarly, Feliz Navidad is largely unknown over here. Then again, we don't have the large Hispanic cultural influence that might have allowed it gain a foothold.

Littleborat,

Feliz navidad is surprisingly not enraging for me. Several years in a row now.

Wham gives me a twitching left eyelid.

SubArcticTundra,
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There’s quite a few from the 80s aren’t there?

palordrolap, (edited )

Two of the inescapable ones* are from the 70s and a couple of others besides, but yes, 1990 is a significant dropping-off point.

Curiously, one Top 40 chart for Christmas songs streamed in the UK, from December 2021 has Feliz Navidad in there at 35, which is kind of funny because that's above our own band The Darkness. Their '00s Christmas effort tried so hard to re-capture the spirit of the '70s and do well. To some extent it did but the magic wasn't quite there. It probably didn't help that it was based around a riff stolen wholesale from Queen's Brian May (Somebody to Love if memory serves.)

But importantly, that chart does list several others. It's a fairly safe bet that if you see a song, or band (or both) you've not heard of, it's probably one of our home grown ones that hasn't made it big where you are.

  • 9 and 12 on the linked chart.
cuzit,

Feliz Navidad is the only Christmas song that I don’t utterly despise. Perhaps because none of the places I worked at that played music when I was younger ever had it on the rotation, I can appreciate that it’s super catchy and fun.

All other Christmas music makes a holly jolly boy a sour Scrooge.

Dylan,

Sia made a christmas album a few years back and it’s actually very good.

dditty,

Billy Idol made a Christmas album in 2006 and it is actually very bad.

ZeroCool,

🎶 With a jolly yell, he cried “ho, ho, ho” 🎶

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

And god-damned Wham.

danielton,

Is there some law that every modern musician has to cover Wham’s song? Because it sure seems that way.

Kusimulkku,

Love me some Wham

TheDoozer,

There have been others that have popped up, we’ve just collectively decided to forget them the following year because they were so bad.

Please don’t make us think of them. Let them die, or I’ll curse you with my yearly Christmas Trolling song, Christmas In The Northwest.

EmpathicVagrant,

With wonderful Christmas hits like Dominic the Donkey, idk what you’ve forgotten, but I need your seasonal troll music collection for a cd.

Trippin,

My dude, every year micheal buble is all the christmas charts. And how about that kid that’s probably a adult by now.

Ddhuud,

Ah yes, the grown up child… How could anyone miss that reference.

UnfortunateDoorHinge,

Are you saying that industries such as the automotive industry exploit nameplates born in the 60s? I thought the Charger, Challenger, Bronco, Mustang, Blazer and Ford F truck were all original names and designs.

Donkter,

This is bizarre. And it’s weird that after the boomers die off a similar thing won’t happen for gen X since their childhood Christmases were defined by the same thing.

bobs_monkey,

Millennials as well, considering we’re mostly the kids of boomers

TheDoozer,

Mariah Carey is our Christmas nostalgia music.

LongbottomLeaf,

I thought it was avoiding family on the holidays to fight home invaders and meet the neighbors.

TheDoozer,

So I’m imagining a reboot, where adult Macauley Culkin is accidentally left at home by his wife and kids and figures out some robbers are coming. Rather than calling the police like a normal adult, he lays elaborate traps, many involving his current “toys” (power tools). It plays out the next 20 minutes as a Saw-like vignette, then the rest of the movie is a courtroom drama where he is being tried for the murder of the robbers. Does Castle Doctrine cover him? Can he consider it self defense if he never called police even with enough time to set up traps? Will he get treatment for his mental illness as his wife has been begging him to do (plot twist, she didn’t forget him, she left him at home and took the kids to her family’s for safety)?

Also the robbers are still Harry and Marv (just got out of prison) and they were old as shit and very much not a threat as robbers to a grown ass man.

ZeroCool,

Fuck boomer Christmas. Claymation sucks. Charlie Brown is boring. Frosty should’ve been left to melt. And ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ bombed at the box office for a reason. Just because it was dirt-cheap for TV stations to air during the Holidays in the late '70s/'80s doesn’t make it good.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Would you say everyone who likes that stuff should be boiled in their own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through their heart?

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Lmk how your inevitable life-changing journey with a magical Christmas creature goes

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’ll have a different vibe when the starving polar bears attack

beefcat,

I agree about Charlie Brown and the Rankin/Bass TV specials, but It’s a Wonderful Life is a great film that has stood the test of time.

galloog1,

It’s a Wonderful Life is my favorite movie…

SubArcticTundra, (edited )
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

What about Last Christmas? That’s from like the 80s
Also Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time

spudwart,
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Funny thing is for me…

Christmas music is like 30% Traditional, 2% new picks and 58% snowy video game music… and 10% Phineas and Ferb.

My favorite Winter-y video game music has to be:

  • Winter Tundra - Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage
  • Freezeezy Peak - Banjo Kazooie
  • Ice Cavern - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Kinda sounds like something from the old Rudolph special.)
  • Ice Cavern - Spyro the Dragon

And for P&H, We’ve got S’winter and I know it’s cheating but the Let It Snow cover isn’t all that bad either. And I really don’t hate Christmas.

PFShady,

You see valentines is torture and my birthday is a mess, New years a lot of noise and arbor days a pest

ezures,

Video game christmas song are bangers, don’t know why.

Killing floor 2 has a really good metal/synthetic cover for carol of the bells

Payday 2 had a joke xmass album,the whole thing is great but this one is my favorite one.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget In a Snowbound Land from Donkey Kong Country 2

Arguably the best track in the game. They only used it a couple times, and it only shows up in some of the last levels.

JakoJakoJako13,
@JakoJakoJako13@lemmy.world avatar

The snow biome theme from Terraria is an absolute gem.

woshua,

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/1ee59785-3193-4f35-a4ea-14160e6de035.png

I’ve been wanting to remake this chart for a long time… So I made one based on the first 20 of Billboard’s “Holiday 100 most charted songs”

PatFussy, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

Diameter of roll

bl4ckblooc, (edited ) in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

1 mega plus = 4.5
1 “roll” =4.55555556
1 double plus = 2.26666667
1 super mega = 6.

Sorry for formatting I’m on mobile

Wistful,
@Wistful@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Double space (at the end of the line) = line break

Easy, regardless of the device you are using.

bl4ckblooc,

Hmm, doesn’t seem to be working. Might be specific on the apps maybe

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I discovered yesterday that they no longer sell 16 ounce containers of ricotta cheese. They're all now 15oz or 30oz. So if you have a recipe that needs four cups of cheese you have to either adjust the rest of the recipe down or deal with having a 1/4 cup less cheese than you really need.

Fuck capitalism.

bobs_monkey,

They’re doing the same thing with sauces and broths. Assholes.

humorlessrepost,

I’m an old and remember when smoked sausages were a pound. Then 14oz. Now 12oz.

GreenMario,

This is literally “buying gems” in free to play games never amounting to the cost of a typical item, slightly under or over.

EmoDuck,

Someone gave me a Hello Fresh gift code. It doesn’t fully cover the large meal plan so I have the choise of paying 5 bucks extra or taking the smaller deal and leaving money in the table

onion,

Ask them to refund the rest

Karyoplasma,

You’re not leaving money on the table if you take the smaller deal. If you buy the large meal plan, you were successfully manipulated into buying something you wouldn’t have considered otherwise.

idunnololz, (edited )
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

The good old hot dog dilemma.

sexy

1847953620,

sexy.

Decoy321,

You can always just have more or less cheese in the recipe. Or use the leftover cheese for something else later.

I’m not defending capitalism here, just defending cheese.

connaisseur,

less cheese leftover cheese

I see those words but I don‘t understand any of them

SnotFlickerman,
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SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Make your own with whole milk and vinegar/lemon juice.

Edit: downvotes from scaredycats who think cheese grows on trees

Num10ck,

that makes buttermilk

Catoblepas,

That’s basically the process for making paneer, plus draining and pressing.

SpaceNoodle,

Queso fresco, too. It’s all the same cheese, just different levels of moisture!

ArmoredThirteen,

You can sorta make cheese with just acid but yeah rennet or a rennet replacement is the way to go

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

No, it makes acid-set cheese, of which ricotta is a type. Buttermilk is the liquid leftover after you make butter.

Gork,

You could buy 240 containers of ricotta cheese and 60 cups of cheese that way you’ll have the exact amount you need.

This is the Hebrew National 7 hot dog to 8 hot dog bun pack solution.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

That's a lot of lasagna...

Death_Equity,

No, that’s a prospective hustle that pays for your habit.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I mean, the Garfield movie did just come out so there’s gonna be demand.

Plus it’s a good holiday meal you can keep in the freezer and reheat when you have company.

asteriskeverything,

Wouldn’t using that pre shredded stuff not be good for recipes though because of the added anti-clumpimg agents though?

poppy,

Ricotta isn’t a block cheese that you can buy pre-shredded like cheddar. It’s a pretty wet cheese and is usually sold in tubs in your basic markets, kind of like cottage cheese.

asteriskeverything,

Lmao oh yeah hahah now I remember it XD

Duranie,

I’ve made obscene amounts of home make macaroni and cheese over the last 20+ years and haven’t had a problem with it. I know it’s a funny place some people get passionate about, but the “anti-clumping agents” are typically some form of vegetable starch or fiber. If I’m making a cheese sauce I’m already using flour to help thicken and stabilize it anyway, so I don’t think the trace amounts really matter.

asteriskeverything,

I’ve made obscene amounts of frozen Mac and cheese and that’s it. Thank you!

Legge,

It matters more, in my opinion, for stuff like pizza because there isn’t already flour. The melting is noticeably different between shredded mozz and a block of low-moisture you cut or shredded yourself. But for cheese sauces and stuff I agree there isn’t really a difference

Death_Equity,

Fluid ounces or ounces?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Fluid ounces

SeeMinusMinus, in Stayin' Alive
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

When you realize that music was created by people from the silent generation.

EherVielleicht, (edited )

Silent generation was before 1945, boomer from 45 till 64, the pill came out 62 no more baby boom, so tell me about the hits before 45…oh fuck you got me…

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Lets look at the members of The Beatles (:

  • John Lennon was born in 1940
  • Paul McCartney was born in 1942
  • George Harrison was born in 1943
  • Ringo Starr was born in 1940

Just because the music was made during the age of the boomers doesn’t mean the people that made it were boomers.

EherVielleicht, (edited )

I saw my mistake, never hit a human that agreed he was wrong

He was right so I changed the title…

Uncle_Bagel,

Sure, but others like Santana, Michael Jackson, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Madonna,Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osborne,Jimmy Buffet, Karen Carpenter, and Neil Young were Baby Boomers. Lots of great music from Baby Boomers

uphillbothways, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Doesn't the price tag on the shelf usually have a break down per sheet or sqft?

scytale,

Yeah. I just look at the price and how many layers (i.e. 2 ply, 3 ply) there are, and decide from there.

Decoy321,

Even if it doesn’t, all these packages have the total area listed somewhere on the package. If the $/area isn’t listed on the price tag, you can still calculate it manually.

instamat,

Who do you think I am? Einstein??

Shayeta, in These blueberries are getting expensive!

I have the worst one. I am a hobby hopper. I buy all that is necessary to get adept at a hobby, get there and get bored and give up. Rinse and repeat.

Iceman,

ADHD autism

vonxylofon,

On the internet, nobody knows you’re one of these: 1000034683

pimeys, in Stayin' Alive

I can keep The Beatles and Steely Dan, everything else can get their coats.

GreenMario,

Black Sabbath gets to stay too.

pimeys,

For sure.

TheFriendlyArtificer,

Zep had a few good albums. Jethro Tull. David Bowie. Pink Floyd.

But there are also a finite number of times you can listen to the same album before you start craving new stuff.

pimeys,

Are you suggesting kids nowadays know anything about music?

Uncle_Bagel,

Your parents said the same about you, just as your grandparents said the same aboot your parents

InfiniWheel,

People were saying the same things about the Beatles as they now say about multitudes of young bands. Now they are old people music and thus “real music”.

Starshader,

Music is just becoming lazier. We got from needing 70 instruments and an incredible opera singer to 6 instruments and a talented jazz singer to 4 instruments and a good singer to 0 instruments a bad singer but a lot of vocoder. I didn’t said it was bad, just lazy.

lud,

Music is more accessible than ever.

That’s a good thing in my opinion.

beefcat,

We’ve also gone from people needing to be independently wealthy to even think about creating great music to just needing a cheap computer. Music hasn’t gotten lazier, the barrier to entry has just gotten lower meaning there is a lot more being made across the quality spectrum.

brown567, in I kid the sonic fans

Apparently Ariel’s tail is her right leg

Rhynoplaz,

Good thing it isn’t the wrong one!

ivanafterall, in Stayin' Alive
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It turns out you can buy some forms of love, but it's really impractically expensive.

DanglingFury, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

I usually just buy half a roll or so at a time from the guy behind the mcdonalds drive through.

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