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Valmond, in We all know this is how it works

Believed in died 1999

Reincarnation born 2000

He just missed it by one year? Whatcha bad luck 😔

KrankyKong,

Does reincarnation begin at conception?

optissima,

Souls gotta wait for the earth to come back around.

d_o_o_m_g_u_y, in Stayin' Alive

Relatable

Truck_kun, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

I normally buy Charmin ultra soft at Costco.

I was at target and we were low, so just grabbed some there.

Turns out the rolls (cardboard tube and all) were like an inch less wide. For some reason that extra inch makes me comfortable, and I’ve been so angry at the Target rolls while I try to use them up. I have big hands… this kind of shrinkflation can get messy.

Sibbo, in Why not?

I’m usually worshipping Rigatoni instead, spaghetti are just too basic for me. Sometimes also Fusilli.

I believe the pasta heaven is very much like the old Greek and Roman gods: more of a large family than just a single lonely individual.

schmidtster, in FYI

Or it puts a smile on my wife’s and kids face.

And who wants to put up decorations when there’s 3 feet of snow and it’s -20c out.

Let other people have joy in the little things, doesn’t hurt you.

bdonvr,

November Christmas music does cause me physical pain thanks

schmidtster,

Okay I will say I forgot about that, that’s a drivers rules thing, if I’m driving maybe one or two, but if the wife’s driving it’s her radio unfortunately.

WarmSoda,

The music absolutely does hurt.

schmidtster,

Yeah I try to drive as much as possible so I get the radio. That way it’s only one or two.

WarmSoda,

Radio? I’m talking about every business that has speakers in the ceiling.

schmidtster,

And I was talking about what I personally do for my family.

You know you could always just put your own music on some earbuds or something as well, yeah?

WarmSoda, (edited )

Yeah dude, I’m totally going to put earbuds in every time I walk into a business. Absolutely.

You know exactly why everyone hates early Xmas bs.

schmidtster, (edited )

What’s stopping you? Someone told you that it’s impolite? Next time you go shopping, look how many people have earbuds or headphones on. It’s not this taboo thing.

Yeah no one enjoys it shoved down their throat, but you can also do a modicum of things instead of bitching about it either. It’s pretty easy to ignore this stuff actually.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Or, you could just recognize and empathize with the rest of humanity that we all hate hearing Xmas music for 3 months.

No one cares if your wife is happy, dude. We all care about shitty Xmas music. You being so defensive about such a universal thing is weird.

schmidtster, (edited )

Empathize for something that you can just ignore…? That’s cute.

Lol and no one cares that you hate Christmas music, it’s why it’s getting worse, but you know what you can control, headphones.

Also what a terrible attitude, making other people happy is what everyone should strive to be doing, I feel sorry for the people around you. You also claim I lack empathy and than say no one cares if my wife is happy…? That’s a mighty hypocritical stance you’ve got there miserable troll. Why should I empathize for someone who won’t return it…? That makes zero fucking sense lmfao.

Masimatutu, (edited )
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

I hate to say it, but how can it be precious if it is not special? You could have Christmas decorations and music all year round, but then nobody would smile because there would be no special time anymore with which it’d be associated.

Edit: Additionally, if it is not in anticipation of something special, the flashiness just becomes plain annoying.

schmidtster,

I could have Christmas up all year, but than it loses it magic.

It’s from after Halloween, to new years.

What’s magic to someone else won’t be magic to you, don’t shit on other peoples happiness just to make you happier. That’s what’s destroying this world.

set_secret, in Never Stop

every time I hear Americans pronounce it ‘boo-wee’ little part of me dies inside ngl.

DoubleVV, in These blueberries are getting expensive!

My hobbies include cars and computers. Two of which got hell of a lot expensive…

Dave, (edited ) in FYI
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Christmas things stay in December but I’ll buy hot cross buns any time of the year, if I can find them.

clearleaf,

They sell eggnog year round now.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Yeah but my mother in law makes some beautifully potent aged eggnog and so storebought just isn’t on my shopping list even at christmas.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why? Isn’t there a reason we all pretend we like eggnog when really we’re only drinking it for the booze for only a short time each year?

JaymesRS,

Especially one and penny or two a penny, hot cross buns. If you have no daughters, Give them to your sons!

MargotRobbie, in Why not?

I want to believe that this is probably the actual Flying Spaghetti Monstert that made this post on Lemmy.

Because it would be really funny.

m3t00, in Why not?
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

he sees you when you’re sleeping. he knows when you’re awake

imgprojts,

He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

Adori, in I choose to believe
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

See these nuts

Narrrz, in These blueberries are getting expensive!

what was the original image text?

AVincentInSpace,

metal gear

Gork, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

This is why we need an ISO Toilet Paper Standard.

velox_vulnus, (edited )

Or just buy a bidet spray. Simple to install, no waste of paper and you can control the angle without having to touch the crevices.

eletes,
@eletes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet

velox_vulnus, (edited )

Bidet towel? Just clean the bottom real good and all you have to do is just pat-dry it. Am I going to meet more people who aren’t aware of this?

tryptaminev,

Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries.

Death_Equity,

You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal.

velox_vulnus, (edited )
  • The jet spray from a bidet removes shit thoroughly from the ass cracks. Since bidets are effective at cleaning, it should not leave any poop stains.
  • You don’t use them while sitting. After you’re done with ass-washing, you get up from the toilet seat and dry your butt.
  • You’re not supposed to rub it, unless you want a bloodied, dangling rectum. It is used to absorb water, because the debris has already been dealt with by the bidet.
  • People shit only once or twice per day. The towel is replaced after 12 hours, or sometime even after every use, so what’s exactly wrong with it?
  • It isn’t supposed to be shared. I mean, you wouldn’t share a hanky or a body towel with someone else, would you?
  • Most people from around the world, especially in Europe and Asia, do this, so it is normal?
  • Eco-friendly? No paper is being wasted. Also no jammed toilets.
joenforcer, (edited )

Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper.

velox_vulnus, (edited )

I think you should give this a read. This should convince you to switch to a bidet towel. What I’m surprised about, is that you fail to see how regenerating forests is more difficult than regenerating water. It is very hard to repair the uprooted ecosystem. And no, new trees can not solve climate crisis. You can substitute an eco-friendly detergent. You can clean multiple bidet towels together. Forests, however, takes years to grow, changes in the eco-system can lead to ecological disturbances, and it has to be monitored carefully. This is not the case with water being contaminated with detergent - excess phosphates can cause eutrophication of algae.

SeducingCamel,

Hey man I know it’s generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you’re wrong

Karyoplasma,

I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so.

Death_Equity,

I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it.

variants,

I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job

Kusimulkku,

You’re supposed to clean your ass first, my friend

variants,

im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha

Kusimulkku,

You could put the towel in the wash if you’re initially doing poor job of cleaning.

Simbomba,

Many people ain’t aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets

Potatos_are_not_friends,

My fancy bidet air dries.

I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

whereisk,

Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere… if flushing spreads it, can’t imagine what an air blower does.

Eufalconimorph,

You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).

whereisk, (edited )

Woosh…

The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles.

Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that.

I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible.

QueriesQueried,

Yes I’m sure the multiple countries that use them don’t have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s

whereisk, (edited )

Lol.

“I’m sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven’t seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can’t you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s” << you are this kind of person.

“Multiple countries” that “have a fixation” - therefore it can’t be - hahahaha!

Are you against scientific evidence?

I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively.

QueriesQueried,

Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷‍♂️

poppy,

I like my bidet, but I have no interest in letting my labia drip-dry so I will continue to buy toilet paper thank you.

Droechai,

You don’t have a hair dryer in your bathroom? /S

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Bidet has reduced my toilet paper usage, but it’s absolutely not a replacement.

Senseless,

There are several:

  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-4: 2005 (Dry tear resistance and perforation resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-5:2005 (wet tear resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625 -9:2005 (Puncture resistance)
  • DIN EN ISO 12 625-3:2005 (Paper thickness in use)
  • EN ISO 12 625-8:2004 (Water retention capacity)

Yet there seems to be no standard for the size or number of sheets in a roll.

Potatos_are_not_friends,
thedirtyknapkin,

hmm, this is more like realizing your preferred language doesn’t have a word for a thing and deciding you want one.

asbestos,
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, ISO fucks and I fuck with ISO

loaExMachina, (edited ) in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

Is this a staged joke? Is everyone here in some conspiracy to make me believe that either the world went mad or I did? Why is everyone calling every Marvel movie “peak” but the first Iron Man? Obviously, this was the best one.

MalachaiConstant,

It was all downhill from there for me too

AlolanYoda, in FYI

I’m sorry, this is one of the most amazing twists on this meme I’ve ever seen. I burst out laughing. Is it OC?

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

It was made (in Canada) by @MeanwhileinCanada

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

dead :(

AlolanYoda,

I can see them just fine! Just to make sure, this is a Mastodon account, so I’m not sure you can see their posts on Lemmy

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

When I click on the link (sync client but it opens in the embedded firefox browser):
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/4f7379a5-2b6a-46e3-8e94-537ca239a6af.png

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

Ah, that’s what they mean. No, lemmy doesn’t federate posts that aren’t on any community, meaning all microblog posts. Kbin does however, I’m pretty sure.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Kbin works.
Your link opens in an embedded browser. Maybe the link is misinterpreted.

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

Depends on the client. Website doesn’t make it clickable, Jerboa can open it locally without problems, Eternity also opens it locally but has problems loading.

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