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Ryan213, in I'm booked!
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8PM: listen to some Bonjour Tristesse until I fall asleep crying.

Broken_Monitor, in Capital is dead labor

I think I had a stroke reading this

Grayox, (edited )
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Yeah it needed a slight rewrite, thanks for the criticism!!

ekky43,

Quite the contrary, it’s properly structured and leaves no room for misinterpretation, given that the reader can, well, read.

Grayox,
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I did a very slight rewrite, here is the original quote: Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.

crystalmerchant, in I'm booked!

nice Grinch joke

Jerb322, in Capital is dead labor
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“I got fever…and the only cure is more commas!”

razrabotka, in I want this ad blocker

“Parry this, Google and Facebook!”

Pat_Riot, in This feels like a trap of some sort..
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Little pink houses for you and me.

SchoopDaWhoop, in I want this ad blocker

That’s an ancient setup. Only fitting to have an ancient solution.

TimeSquirrel,
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It's a matter of perspective. To me, an Apple II is ancient. This is last month.

eezeebee, in Just Upload a meme.
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This is fine

hakunawazo,
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Chadus_Maximus, in Cat sith

Kitten Blast

RmDebArc_5, in I want this ad blocker
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Cat blocker

tubaruco, in Capital is dead labor

its so hard to read and i dont even think the analogy makes sense

Grayox, (edited )
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Capital is surplus labor that has already been produced by wage laborers and extracted by Capital Owners. Capital owners then use the capital created by labor to extract more Capital via various financial instruments which exist to extract the value created by labor. Making it a cyclical loop growing more and more capital resulting in the vast wealth that Billionaires, corporations, and hedge funds possess today.

tubaruco,

yeah, but i was talking about the analogy of having “living labor” and “dead labor”

Grayox,
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Gotcha, here goes. Labor creates value. Capital owners pay labor a fraction of the value they create then hold on to the surplus value which was created by labor that has already been completed. Capitalists then use that ‘dead labor’ to suck up more value from ‘living labor’ that they are currently extracting surplus value from. Similar to a vampire sucking blood from living creatures, using the power it already sucked from a creature it killed from sucking blood from.

SuperSaiyanSwag, in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

ares35,
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the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

oldGregg, (edited )

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

Rivalarrival,

Something about her being knocked up, because he’s already telling Dad jokes.

lurch,

What’s your problem with it?

SuperSaiyanSwag,

I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

bstix, (edited )

You shouldn’t have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"

dangblingus, in Cat sith

Best FF7 party member

UnexploredEnigma, in I want this ad blocker

That monitor gave me immediate nostalgia.

joyjoy,

The window decorations gave me flashbacks.

remotelove, in I want this ad blocker
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Sorry sir. That is against YouTubes terms and conditions.

Karyoplasma,

YT will block them because now they don’t know to drink Mountain Dew™ verification can #3 to prove they watched the ad.

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