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HiddenLayer5, in sore and lightly seasoned
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For a holistic home remedy, rub garlic on a wound to immediately intensify the pain.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Is it because of me?
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Damn, I didn’t know I was an idiot

SuckMyWang,

Fraid so, the ankle bracelet doesn’t help either

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It’s certainly heavy

DmMacniel, in Is it because of me?

As a side note: you were/are able to send SMS to a landline and the provider of it would convert it to speech and read the content to you.

Faydaikin,
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The old landlines had a ton of smart features. It’s just that very few of us knew about them and thus they went unused.

killeronthecorner,
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So I guess it’s because she never texts back

DarkMessiah, in Where old people go.

Dunno where I was expecting that to go, but it was not where it ended up going. It’s actually hilarious.

Grass,

I did a really stupid laugh at the punchline at like 1am, but thankfully nobody woke up from it.

Cysioland,
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I expected this to be some kind of an euthanasia ad

Tak,
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I thought they were going to put him in a retirement home but I guess the Senate is a retirement home

_cnt0, in Is it because of me?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bb2ef6ce-fde2-49e5-94d8-c5da1d872eb9.jpeg

Avnar, in Is it because of me?

Kein Schwein ruft mich an…

SpaceNoodle, in No War but Class War

*hoards

Grayox,
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Damn it, that’s what I get for making a meme before drinking coffee… sigh

IanSomnia,

Still a good meam

columbus, in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory

I know someone who learned from History channel that Hitler supposedly lived in Argentina untill the 80s.

CileTheSane, in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory
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“History” Channel

Omega_Haxors,

It’s like “history” youtube except you have to pay for it.

velox_vulnus, in Old school online dating

Is this still possible in today’s time? Asking for a friend…

idiomaddict,

I met an ex boyfriend over discord during the pandemic

ICastFist,
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Why am I picturing you ditching him as soon as the “contract” was over

idiomaddict,

I don’t know what that means

MeDuViNoX, in Youtubers and Twitter
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Obviously you post your future tweets to the YouTube comment section.

3TH4Li4,

And then you get buried in all those pornbots stealing your comments and reposting it.

MeDuViNoX,
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Such is life.

ZILtoid1991, in Old school online dating
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Any more modern game suggestion for such purpose?

DmMacniel,

Perhaps old school runescape?

FoxFairline,
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Try guild wars 2. Very good game with lots of content and you can socialize without paying monthly.

tfw_no_toiletpaper,

Any non-dead mmo

ICastFist,
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Final Fantasy 14 or Black Desert Online, I suppose

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I want a dark souls love story.

“When they killed me for the 5th time in 20 minutes i threw off my pants in rage. But when i heard that invasion sound a 6th time my rage turned to questioning… What was their build?”

shapis, in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory
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They obviously were landing pads for alien ships.

XTornado,

Yeah there is a great documentary about it called Stargate.

Agent641,

Actually I think you’ll find the documentary Wormhole X-treme is a more factual account.

Catsrules,

I am pretty sure that is just a show funded by the US air force. Probably to discredit the real proof.

TheRealLinga,

Actually it was funded by the wormhole aliens that live near Bajor, and coincidentally they were the ones who built the pyramids.

Source: the Emissary told me when we had lunch yesterday

Palacegalleryratio, in Is it because of me?
  1. Because your phone is a landline.
Macaroni_ninja, in Is it because of me?
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Hah what an idiot! Not plugged in lmfao

mexicancartel,

Lol

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