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FlyingSquid, (edited ) in I'm booked!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Jazzercize? What is this, 1990? It’s Zumba all the way now.

ComradePorkRoll,

What does a robot vacuum have to do with a dancing exercise regimen?

SebSnares,
@SebSnares@feddit.de avatar
rotopenguin, in When the game is loading and you see your reflection in the TV
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Lol, if only I looked that good

RustyShackleford,

I’m sure you look better than you think, it’s poor lighting and bad angles. Or so I’m telling myself lol.

rug_burn, in dualbooting: its the best of both worlds

Please tell me Hannah Montana Linux is based on arch…

hamburglar26,
@hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

Sorry it is Kubuntu I think.

rug_burn,

🙄

At least show us the neofetch

🤣

Zaphod,

it’s based on Kubuntu 🐵

ComradePupIvy,
@ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ubuntu

autonomous,

Mandrake

Mothra, in Half a ti
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

This two and half panel format is to prevent Loss happening

Bye, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

RuikkaaPrus, in reddit it's time to go
@RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

Actually that was Twitter

theostermanweekend, in Please, not again.

Trump was and is a total shitshow. Anybody says otherwise is okay with his crapulence. It’s just a matter of who they hate.

EmperorHenry, in Please, not again.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Trump and Biden both have dementia really bad. It’s been just as much of a shitshow under Biden.

Biden is continuing the construction of Trump’s border wall. And Biden was VP when kids were being put in cages at the mexican border. Biden was VP when Obama deported more immigrants than any other president combined. Biden was in favor of segregation back when MLK was going around giving speeches.

“I don’t want my kids growing up in a racial jungle” is something Biden is on video saying in congress…or was it during one of his campaigns? Can’t remember.

My point is. Democrat, republican…it doesn’t matter, the same shit always happens and the only thing that changes is who’s giving praise and who’s giving criticism.

ipkpjersi, in I want this ad blocker

That’s an incredibly cute ad blocker lol

cypherpunks, in When the game is loading and you see your reflection in the TV
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nnmna, in Youtubers and Twitter

BlueSky > Mastodon

Cosmocrat,

Absolutely proprietary

MossyFeathers, in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory

Listen, I love ancient aliens stuff; it’s fun to speculate about. It sucks that people get fixated on the pyramids or Nazca lines though. There are other mysterious things that aren’t as easily explained by, “they used a bunch of slaves and some logs to stack stones”, why do people get so hung up on the pyramids?

wrath_of_grunge,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

Right

There’s tons of legit stories and things that are a bit more interesting. Like Gobleki Tepe, or the creation story of the Ojibwa Indians.

MossyFeathers,

I just looked up the Ojibwa Indians and while I tend to try and be respectful of native/aboriginal religions, that, uh, that’s a pretty interesting story. Like, for those of y’all who haven’t looked it up, you should. It’s… Interesting.

It’s also fascinating to me because I’ve had a pet speculation that I like to entertain about “Xeno Christ”, which originated from my observation that the creation story in the book of Genesis is very similar to how we believe the universe came to be (scientifically speaking). It’s not a perfect 1:1, but if you use a little bit of creative license (like dinosaurs=birds, 'cause they kinda were), then it gets really close. The fact that the Ojibwa creation story seems to describe what we’d consider aliens kinda aligns with my speculation that many ancient religions were established as a message to humanity that was meant to persist as long as possible. Basically a mind virus that instructed people on how they should conduct themselves in order to be accepted by the greater galaxy/universe.

Imo, at the very least Christianity makes more sense when interpreted that way. The rules about what you can or can’t eat, what you wear, homosexuality, etc are more reasonable if you think of them not as a deity who cares about whether or not you stick your dick into another man’s butt, but instead instructions that attempt to warn humans away from behavior that’d potentially lead to parasites and STDs.

The concept of heaven and hell makes sense from the standpoint of establishing staying power as well as a way of discouraging immorality or potentially harmful behavior. It discourages certain behaviors because going to hell is a Big Deal. It also has staying power because, unlike an immediate threat, you can’t break a rule and then find out that there’s no one enforcing the rule. Additionally, by not using a karma system (what goes around comes around) but instead promising punishment after death, you solve the “billionaire problem” aka, “Zuckerberg is evil, why is he one of the richest men on the planet”. Finally, it gives a reason to continue in your beliefs and spread them as far as you can, because we as humans are (typically) empathetic and none of us want to see a favorite relative go to hell when we’re going to heaven or vice versa.

On a side note: it’s also kinda interesting that, according to the Objiwa story, one of the miigi was so spiritually powerful that they accidentally killed everyone in their presence. Kinda like how God is described in the old testament. Makes you wonder sometimes.

Tbh I don’t know if I actually believe any of it, but it’s fun to play with the idea.

Edit: damn, people here thinking humans had health classes and knowledge about microbiology 4000-something years ago. There’s the real ancient aliens shit LOL. Also, the Bible banned sodomy in general, which was defined as anything that wasn’t for the purpose of reproduction. That includes a man having anal or oral sex with his wife.

clearedtoland, in I'm booked!

I’m an idiot! (You’re an idiot!)

Daft_ish, (edited ) in Youtubers and Twitter

Left reddit because of shit moderation and here I am getting the most mundane posts deleted by .world admins.

Will the circle

Be unbroken

By and by lord

By and by

ransomwarelettuce, (edited )

Shitty moderation is on every platform is specially up an coming like lemmy, if one should leave a platform is for the lack of moderation.

Moderation means people care, even though I am quite against it. I believe that a platform with no moderation would be illegal because pedos and other kinds of psycos exist, however other than that, everything in the legal realm or greyish ( piracy and stuff ) should roam free even if it’s something perverse or completely stupid there is a downvote button for that, I don’t remember the last time I used it.

Anyways for me the last straw was the api change that back stab on developers left me with a real sour taste in my mouth.

nullpotential,
@nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

.world

A rookie mistake.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I started out on sh.itjust.works but then they federated with hexbear and I noped the fuck out to .world

It seems like there’s 2 types of admins on Lemmy

Nazis and tankies

vonbaronhans,

I suppose community building, detached from geography, is bound to be done primarily by highly motivated advocates.

Maybe that’s pessimistic, I dunno.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ve tried to join at least five different instances but .world was the only one I got a response from.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

I refuse to join any instance that makes me write a fucking essay about whatever political or social thing the admin has strong feelings about.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Jeez, which ones do that?

.world asked me no questions.

.ml asked me 3 questions. Two of the were: Which communities would you use most? And why do you want to join?

So I did everything they asked of me but they never responded. Was not able to get into that one.

AVincentInSpace,

See the brilliant part about Lemmy, and the fediverse in general, is that you can create an account on a different instance to get away from bogus moderation and still have access to the federated content you saw before; in short, you can switch platforms without switching platforms. This was one of the things that attracted me to Lemmy in the first place – it’s not just another Reddit clone that will enshittify the same way Reddit did in a couple years once the people who moved to it get complacent. The cost of switching platforms here is effectively zero.

MissJinx, in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

My brother is very christian and have read the bible a lot and he is 100% sure there are a lot of alien evidence in the bible. Besides the fact that the bible was edited many times by kings and popes, the passages he showed me really have some crazy descriptions

MossyFeathers,

You should check my other messages in this thread. I don’t know if I really believe it like your brother, but it is interesting to interpret the Bible as if it was inspired my aliens.

afraid_of_zombies,

Aliens believe pi is 3 and the world is flat and the mustard seed is the smallest seed.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have opinion on things I don’t have evidence so I don’t believe nor disbelieve, I think anything could be. But it is a fact that there are a lot of passages that are pretty suspicious

tacosanonymous,

They also did a lot of drugs.

Colorcodedresistor,

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  • MissJinx,
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    I’ll check with him, it is indeed very imteresting

    grayman,

    Indiana Jones List Ark movie has stories from the Bible / Torah.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Schizophrenia and mushrooms. John Allegro was right about everything.

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