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RickyRigatoni, in Shiny legs ✨🦵
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GarbageShoot, in fuck it

This is functionally a case of affirming the consequent or something similar. “Ball is life” is really expressing something more like “there is no life worth living except one involving ball”, so “fuck it we ball” is needed to keep living a worthwhile life if you assume that, but it’s not really an endorsement of living itself.

It’s like how, if I believe “drinking is the only reason I live”, saying “I want to drink” only endorses “I want to live” incidentally at best, rather than the two statements being equivalent. It’s like, in a mundane context, saying you want to eat. Eating is a condition of living, but the desire to eat is not identical to the desire to live, and a suicidal person can still be hungry and eat not to live but merely to relieve the pain of hunger. So too can the alcoholic lifestylist drink and the baller ball for the sake of their enjoyment of the respective activity (or aversion to how they feel without it) without there being a direct desire to live as such.

ImmortanStalin,

If ever a username were a complete mismatch to its comment…

UnRelatedBurner,

ball

x4740N, in I won’t download your stupid app
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There’s also beta.reddit.com which I discovered unintentionally on google

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Is that for the newer worse UI?

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

No, looks like old reddit

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

interesting

Lunachocken, in Shiny legs ✨🦵

I just see plastic legs?

The_Eminent_Bon, in Shiny legs ✨🦵

Hot dogs!

CptIceberg, in shut up

You can try to think of it as someone else and even give it a name.

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  • yeah yeah shut up Kevin isnt this past your bedtime ?
peopleproblems,

so like my therapist legit talked about that last appointment

now that I’ve seen you state it, I wonder if I should call the voice my ex.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

No. Don’t give them that much power

peopleproblems,

yeah I thought about that more after I posted. she still has too much power. when she/I move out, hopefully things get better

Maeve,

This is the right answer. But you can tell that voice, “sit down like I am. Improvement is a life-long project, with rest periods mandatory.”

The_Eminent_Bon, in fuck it

Fuck it we’ll do it live

M500, in Hey OpenAI

Just wait until someone connect chatgpt to one of those gigantic 3d printers that print buildings.

Are we really that far from having “AI” do this?

Acters,

Still need someone to build it for the computer. What would really help the “AI” is to have something that can handle the creation of different interfaces and modules. Then, it would need to solve or mitigate the maintenance conundrum of repairing itself when it breaks.

TheBlue22,

Shit tears itself down in 2 weeks

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t 3D print laying all the pipe and the electric cabling and adding fixtures and insulation and all sorts of other things homes need.

You can 3D print the basic structure. That’s it. You’re saving on bricklaying or carpentry.

ghost_of_faso2,
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UrPartnerInCrime,
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We have robots that work in warehouses moving stuff precisely all the time. Placing pipes should be no problem.

FlyingSquid,
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Yes, moving things in a warehouse is exactly the same as laying plumbing and AC ductwork. There’s literally no difference in terms of complications.

greenmarty, (edited )

Well at one point i lead bunch of those “workers” on real project and oh boy, in some cases, i would much rather have robots do it.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes cause technology never gets better than it’s first iteration. There’s literally no progress ever. One and done

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How soon do you think it will be before technology reaches the point that we can build completely functional houses with just robots? Give me a timeframe.

UrPartnerInCrime,
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Do you want tonights winning lotto numbers also? How about which team will win the super bowl this year?

Nobody can tell exact time frames. But the future is happenening old man

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So robots will totally take over house building and humans will have nothing to do with it at some indefinite point in the future and that’s why people right now should be worried about their jobs. I see.

saruwatarikooji,

Yes, we should be worried about it now.

It will happen and it will be much better if we can figure out how to handle the masses of unemployed before it is a problem.

This attitude of kicking the can down the road is exactly how things turn catastrophic.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

I believe most jobs will be fully automated

FlyingSquid,
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When? Why should that make people worried about their jobs now?

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

In the future. And I literally never said people should be worrying about you, you’re putting words in my mouth bro

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what this thread is about.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

All I said is that we could have the possibility soon to have robots that place pipes. You’re making this into a bigger thing

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not what this thread is about.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Literally it is but ok

IndefiniteBen,

You’re right that robots aren’t going to be able to replace plumbers or electricians in traditional building projects.

But why can’t we change how new buildings are built so the method better suits robots. I’m sure with current technology we could design a building that could be built entirely by robots.

I don’t think it’ll happen because it will take a lot of time and money to develop such a holistic system, with no return on profit until it’s a complete system.

ImpossibilityBox,

And the second that it is economically viable the companies will be dumping their bricklayers/carpenters down the drain and replacing them with computer controlled construction methods.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

When will it be economically viable to dump all the people who have to set up the equipment and all of the people who have to do everything but make the basic structure? Is this ‘house set up and entirely built by robots down to the light fixtures with no human intervention’ a near future proposition?

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn, you really are stuck in the past, aren’t ya

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m stuck in the past because that’s not an economically viable thing to do within the foreseeable future?

Would I be stuck in the past because I said I don’t think people are going to be commuting by personal jetpack any time soon?

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yup

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry… you honestly think people will commute by personal jetpack one day?

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why can’t they?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Because it’s a stupid fucking idea.

Are you under the bizarre impression that every prediction about the future will come true at some point?

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you under the bizzar impression that the world is going to stay the same as it is now?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not an answer.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Literally anything I put is an answer to you

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nope. I asked you if literally any prediction about the future will come true. Please answer the question.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

March 18, 2028

Happy?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nope. That still doesn’t answer my question. Yet again: Will literally every prediction about the future come true?

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Will infinite monkeys eventually write all of Shakespeare?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Very suspicious that you refuse to answer a yes or no question. I’m starting to think I should report you for trolling.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Report me all you want dummy. I literally answered “yup” long ago and you’re still digging like you’re going to accomplish something.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, I guess I missed your answer. If every prediction about the future is true, it includes all the predictions that humanity will be wiped out relatively soon, meaning that house building will never be fully automated and no one will commute by personal jetpack. But also all housing will be automated and people will commute by personal jetpack.

At the same time.

I can’t wait to see how you resolve civilization simultaneously collapsing and advancing.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Now you’re getting it

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No, I’m really not getting it. I don’t get how two completely opposite things can simultaneously happen. That sounds literally impossible to me.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Schrodinger would like a word with you

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You really shouldn’t talk about things you don’t understand. First of all, that wouldn’t literally happen to a cat. Secondly, that’s not what a quantum superposition is.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was a porr attempt at a joke. You’re allowed to laugh a little dude. I don’t know what will happen in the future. Nobody does. I choose to belive in a world heading towards Star Trek over Mad Max. We have bad ‘jetpacks’ now. Why is it so hard to think they’ll upgrade to the point where they will be more accessible in the future. A la what happened the buggies and cars. They would be self driving I presume to.keep everyone more safe cause trusting the average person to fly is a bit much, but idk maybe.

We may also start ww3 at any point. Still don’t know the future. I guess for my own sanity I try not to think that way. But like, if you really want to get into thus we have to bring up a lot more subjects, mainly UBI. But, regardless, most jobs being automated, including construction, so everyone gets to be happier is a world I want to live in.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So now you’ve gone from 'house will definitely construction will definitely be entirely automated" to “I don’t know what will happen.”

Fascinating.

As far as jetpacks- people don’t want to fall to their deaths if they run out of fuel or have engine trouble on the way to work in the morning. I would have thought that would have been obvious.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

I 100% believe it will be, I was trying to relate to you asshole

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You have a strange way of relating to people- arguing with them, refusing to answer their questions, making trolling comments, insulting… not to mention never asking the person you’re trying to relate to any questions about themselves.

Is this how you claim to relate to others?

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

How’s your day been?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, after you’ve insulted me, especially since you didn’t apologize for it, I’m not particularly interested in telling you about my day. It’s strange, but I’m just not inclined to have a friendly discussion with someone who just called me an asshole.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok

jasondj, (edited )

When was it economically viable to replace hand-sewn lumber with lumber mills?

Then they went and made portable electric saws. What a world!

And then electric drills! And laser levels!

Remember paper ledgers and abacuses? Ever hear of Microsoft Excel?

We keep making tools that always increase productivity and reduce time and cost. It’s Constant incremental progress, and on a large scale it’s great because it frees up (human) resources to focus on new industry and technology, which furthers the CIP. On the micro scale, there may be a small number of temporarily displaced workers as jobs shuffle around and workers re-skill.

But at this particular intersection of technology, we are at a pretty bad spot. We are on the verge of massive progress in multiple industries, and wealth has concentrated in the elite classes. “Temporarily displaced workers” won’t have the capital to re-skill or invest their own resources into new industry. This is bad.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

When was it economically viable to replace hand-sewn lumber with lumber mills?

When they did it. Because they could process a huge amount more lumber. I’m not sure I understand.

Marin_Rider,

what they are saying is that in the past, technological leaps meant increases in productivity and generally freed the displaced workers into new careers, but this time the sheer scale of change that is imminent doesn’t leave time for that. it’s going to be bad

sleepy555,

Yeah, like how blacksmiths can’t find any work these days anymore. It’s heartbreaking.

mycatiskai,

There are artisan blacksmiths that probably make bank doing custom jobs like blades and ironwork gates and other such artistry.

AngrilyEatingMuffins,

You can. They’ve already built prototypes that fit on the back of a semi

SomeAmateur, (edited )

Not so much of the physical building, but I bet the designing isn’t too big of a stretch. Think something like procedural generation to make 2/3 of a floor plan and have humans make sure it makes sense and add details.

Asudox, in Not all heroes wear capes
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I never sort by Top. The only thing I see are just memes and shitposts.

registrert,
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  • Asudox,
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    No it’s not like I hate memes and the shitposts, it’s just that they clutter up my feed when I sort by Top.

    glibg10b, in Always rubbing their hands together
    Catsrules, in Hey OpenAI

    Terminator has entered the chat.

    UlyssesT, (edited )

    Like so many dystopian stories, the real life version that eventually comes about is more cringe and shitty.

    Compare a decades ago EvilMegaCorp as presented in fiction to the Steve Jobs-emulating ukulele-strumming hellworld corporations burning the planet down around us while trying to seem insincerely quirky about it.

    Ultor in Red Faction was evil and all that, but imagine if Ultor was Le Epic X and all of its maneuvers were narrated by an aging very divorced apartheid dad. my-hero

    FlyingSquid, in Inspired by reading everyday news
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Why is a bright future assumed?

    sbv,

    Sun eventually goes supernova.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    It doesn’t. It’s not massive enough. It turns into a red giant, then collapses into a white dwarf and eventually fusion basically stops.

    snowraven,

    Yeah that’s totally not a worse death.

    lolcatnip,

    Realistically speaking, any of the major changes that happen near the end of a star’s life will make their planets uninhabitable on a time scale that seems pretty long from a human perspective. Imagine the last 100 years of climate change, but it just keeps getting worse at the same pace for a million years. By the time a star swells into a giant or explodes in a supernova, there won’t be anyone around to notice.

    Donovar,

    Alternatively, if we wait long enough we always have the heat death of the universe to look forward to.

    Rolando,

    I read in this book that there’s a restaurant just before that happens where you can bounce back and forth between the death of the universe and the hours before it. So that sounds cool.

    al177,

    Try the steak.

    Darukhnarn,

    I don’t like food that talks to me before I eat it.

    fluke,
    @fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

    Are you a cannibal?

    Darukhnarn,

    It’s another spin on the aforementioned restaurant. It’s from a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. In said restaurant (Milliways) the cows have been bred to wanting to be eaten and expressing said wish directly to the customers.

    mister_flibble,

    Shh!" said Ford. “It’s conical. So what you do is, you see, you fill it with fine white sand, alright? Or sugar. Fine white sand, and/or sugar. Anything. Doesn’t matter. Sugar’s fine. And when it’s full, you pull the plug out… are you listening?” “I’m listening.” "You pull the plug out, and it all just twirls away, twirls away you see, out of the plughole. “Clever.” “That’s not the clever bit. This is the clever bit, I remember now that this is the clever bit. The clever bit is that you then thread the film in the projector… backwards!” “Backwards?” “Yes. Threading it backwards is definitely the clever bit. So then, you just sit and watch it, and everything just appears to spiral upwards out of the plughole and fill the bath. See?” “And that’s how the Universe began is it?” said Arthur. “No,” said Ford, "but it’s a marvelous way to relax.

    fluke,
    @fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

    That’s not bright at all. That’s the darkest thing.

    Donovar,

    Very true.

    octoperson,

    Yeah but in the process it’ll scour the surface off the earth so it’s not all bad news

    nomecks,

    Not before ballooning up and frying the Earth.

    NaibofTabr,

    Thermonuclear reactions are very bright

    Archaicio, (edited ) in One can dream

    Somebody send this to Mr. Beast.

    pleb_maximus, in chuckles. I'm in danger

    It’s all panem et circensis until the trees start talking Germanic.

    Hubi,

    After that it became “Quintili Vare, legiones redde” real quick.

    name_NULL111653,

    Hej, Ívar, viltu drepa þennan Rómverja?

    Já, Ragnar!

    In periculo sum…

    fosforus, (edited ) in You also found them really attractive too

    Lol nope. I like them, they flirt with me, I 100% notice it, and do nothing. Now that I’m married, it’s not a bad choice, but I did the exact same thing back when I wasn’t.

    I don’t know how I got married.

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