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HiddenLayer5, in Heh
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Coulomb had the last laugh though because Newton’s theory has been superseded by relativity.

Batman,

What was you doing step gravity?

-Time, probably

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

So has Coulomb’s theory

popemichael, in I won’t download your stupid app
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d never go back to Reddit again if the several game projects I beta test for in my spare time would migrate over to lemmy.

Sinnz, in Lets be realistic

Pretty optimistic if you ask me

Ciel,
@Ciel@lemmygrad.ml avatar

time obviously is a log scale here

harry315, in I won’t download your stupid app

there’s a typo in your meme, op. The URL is supposed to look something like that


<span style="color:#323232;"> https://lemmy.ml/...
</span>
hkerr159,

At least we know this situation will never occur in Lemmy because everyone would just jump to another instance - the joy of decentralised media.

rotopenguin, in historical materialism moment
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Political power akctually flows from the collimator-matrix of a phaser.

But a gun? Puh-lease.

alsaaas,
@alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

love the technobabble

0x4E4F, in Always rubbing their hands together

We all know they plan on doing something sinister.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Yup, like be nowhere to be found until I’m almost asleep then land on my nose just as my consciousness starts to drift away, jarring me wide awake.

Suspicious, in Because it's almost time

What’s this from? It looks fun

AVincentInSpace,

That’s Teal’c from the TV show Stargate SG-1

Rolive,

Indeed.

blanketswithsmallpox, in I'm going to have the coolest dustrunner ever

Start putting into your 401K or Roth IRA now. The earlier you start the easier it is to retire.

It’s the same for your house loans. The more you can pay EARLY, the faster the loan gets paid off. If you start paying more down later into loan, it’s not worth as much.

The magic of compound interest and need for high growth economies to sustain printing money from nothing.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Weekend Decisions

Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

So what’s it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

GhostMatter, in I'm going to have the coolest dustrunner ever

I’m gonna be the coolest early apocalypse victim.

chaotic_disorganizer, in Hey OpenAI

inb4 construction Robots

Lucidlethargy,

They can 3d print houses now… And it’s only going to get better.

KSPAtlas,
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Factorio

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar
atomkarinca,

he chatgpt, finish this construction robot.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Reply from GPT4:
Certainly, to give you a comprehensive response, I need a bit more context. Are you looking for a conceptual design, a story completion, a technical specification, or something else related to a "construction robot"? Please provide additional details so I can tailor the response to your needs.

Ragdoll_X, (edited )
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Honestly we’ll probably get there eventually. There are already AIs capable of making video game footage look realistic, and we can simulate physics in game engines with some degree of accuracy.

There will likely come a point when researchers are able to simulate the physics and graphics accurately enough that they’ll be able to train AIs in these simulations and have them work in real life.

Cold_Brew_Enema, in Pizza Party

Dick the birthday boy

danc4498,

You missed a comma

registrert,
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  • ObstreperousCanadian,
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    It’s famous Hollywood celebrity Rich Evans!

    Catsrules,

    Oh my god!!!

    Bigtiddygothgrany,

    I actually prefer it being more of an “if you know, you know” situation.

    0x4E4F, in Not all heroes wear capes

    I always sort by new 🤷.

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  • 0x4E4F,

    Not really, I’m on Lemmy like… an hour a day probably.

    Andrew15_5, in But I check for Sweet
    @Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

    Ah yes, the state of being high. Surely everyone can relate to that one. Even the children. /s

    Don’t do drugs.

    Graphine,

    It’s just weed my guy not fucking meth chill tf out

    Andrew15_5,
    @Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

    No one said what it is. Drugs are drugs.

    Graphine,

    Typically when someone says “high” and the illustration is of red eyes, 99.9% of the time it implies weed. Not to mention it mentions munchies here which is a common symptom of being high off weed.

    You’re such a fucking goodie-two-shoes lmao

    Andrew15_5,
    @Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

    Thanks for pointing out that I don’t do drugs, I guess?

    In many places weed is illegal, so it’s objectively harmful. Weed is bad, M’kay?

    Graphine,

    M’kay Mr. Counselor Mackey and I promise I won’t touch my pee pee either. Touchy touchy is bad, m’kay.

    Andrew15_5,
    @Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

    Touching your pee pee is normal, M’kay? It is a natural thing to do, you don’t have to be ashamed of it, M’kay?

    flashgnash, in Weekend Decisions

    Or alternatively don’t put pants on but still get stuff done

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