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dingus, in I'm not your friend, guh!
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m not your Tuber, Spud!

shiftymccool,

I not your spud, fry!

AI_toothbrush, in AAAAAA and so on

I was listening to a song and suddenly heard a a screaming aaa but it was actually an I

xusontha, in Just another day of saving the bees.

https://media.tenor.com/r7YauSaA6wkAAAAC/bees-deltora-quest-bee-meme.gif

bleistift2, in Na.

If it takes days for your platelets to close a wound, go see a doctor.

bleistift2,

You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t judge my platelets! They’re just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn’t been good on their quality of life either.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Accurate.
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I subscribe to a bunch of services but still pirate all the shows because it's nicer to have them all in one place

Taleya,

I have nutflex but still ended up downloading ld&R because they would not stop fucking up the episode order or playing no more than one at a time before rotating back to a reshuffled episode menu and i JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW

ryo,

I have nutflex

You should get that checked out.

ILikeBoobies, in Majestic

The bottom half is 90% of a person

xusontha, in Not fair.

https://media.tenor.com/92SaIbX-fv4AAAAC/unbelievable-beckett-mariner.gif

The AUDACITY

I’m going to set up a camera to catch them in the act, then they’ll have to let me eat ice cream on my bed! It’s a foolproof plan!

db2, in I'm not your friend, guh!

Kick the baby!

Toes, in Where my watersluts at?

Hydrohomies represent!

D_C,

I was subbed there when it was called something not so wholesome.

ProvokedGamer,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

What was the old name? Asking for a friend.

solaryth,
@solaryth@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

knowyourmeme.com/…/water-niggas-hydro-homies

Pinklink,

I liked the old name and I challenge you to find me someone who was offended by it

lord_ryvan, in Plane goes brrrr

I don’t even want a straw, I prefer drinking from the side of the cup and save the environment even a little more bringing my own fave cup and asking for no straw!

And yes, billionaires really do go brrr while I do all this

pomodoro_longbreak, in Says it all.
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh because they aren’t wearing a mask?

scytale, in Na.

Well if they didn’t make it so itchy, maybe I wouldn’t have scratched it off. /s

Fizz, in Na.
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

I had to read this meme 10 tines because my mind kept going to pizza and I was thinking do blood platelets like pizza crust.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Pipl crust.

Fizz, in Where my watersluts at?
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

My want for water is higher than the throughput of my throat

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

And the throughput of my throat is impressive to say the least.

webghost0101, in Where my watersluts at?

I have long suspected theres some primal psychology into play for this. Like arriving at a big water spot or river where there is plenty.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s exactly what Big Water propaganda wants you to think.

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