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jana, in AAAAAA and so on

Someone’s trying to smash a stack

Hovenko, in Accurate.
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To the grand line!!!

slurpeesoforion, in Accurate.

Are ya ready, kids?!?

DmMacniel,

aye aye captain!

lesnout27, in It means no worries!

Hog on a log. Where will he go?

GCostanzaStepOnMe, in Says it all.
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

There’s a new type of long covid where you can’t stop posting about the covid years.

Mr_Buscemi,
@Mr_Buscemi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s definitely not over dude.

I caught it after one person infected over a dozen people at a birthday party last week.

I spent over two days locked to a couch unable to handle any food with a 104 fever and now I’m mostly just dealing with the leftover sinus & upper respiratory infection it caused.

And this is honestly one of the first covid posts I’ve seen here in a bit. No idea what you are talking about.

AdlachGyfiawn,
@AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml avatar

implying “the covid years” are over

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, they are

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

I avoided COVID for 3 years and have had it twice since July.

ATiredPhilosopher,

My brother in Christ, I have covid right now

Contend6248,

Which place are you visiting where you get non-stop covid posts?

GCostanzaStepOnMe,
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

This sub, apparently.

Instigate,

There have been over 30 posts to this community in the last 24 hours. This is the only one that mentions COVID.

GCostanzaStepOnMe,
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

Damn I guess I got owned with facts and logic

Honytawk,

Yes, do better next time.

EpicFailGuy, in Zelensky applauded Hunka
@EpicFailGuy@kbin.social avatar

@rjs001

los bots rusos estan en overdrive

hahahaha llora mas rusky .... llora mas

rjs001,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Usas rusky y quieres hablar sobre ser un bot. ¿En serio?

DmMacniel, in Accurate.

Way too accurate. Netflix, when it was the sole main provider, was super good. Then the other companies realised the big bucks they could get from streaming/peddling their own shit.

Thanks to this meme, I killed my netflix account. Nicotine is fine :D

billy_bollocks,

Pretty sure I read they’re all losing money hand over fist, which is why they’re implementing ads and jacking up prices. Exception being Netflix.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

It sucks when competition spoils a market

Omega_Haxors,

The whole idea that competition is good is a total libertarian lie. Cooperation leads to the best results. It’s just impossible under capitalism.

vithigar,

It is good, if the competing products/services are interchangeable and they need to compete on factors such as price, convenience, or reliability. For example, competing grocery stores, all of which offer by and large the same products. Or competing mechanics, all of which can perform service on your car.

Streaming services don’t do this. They have carved up the market and “compete” by making you choose which products you want more.

Imagine two grocery stores, one of which had all the ice cream, and the other had all the chocolate, and neither could carry things that the other stocked. That is what streaming services are doing.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Thank you for giving the much warranted economics lesson.

nightwatch_admin,

Competition on price sounds nice because it prevents excessive prices, but it’s also a root cause of poverty and environmental abuse. Cooperating is much better.

AngryMulbear,

Modern copyright law is essentially a state sanctioned monopoly.

Rights holders should be forced to license the content to anyone that wishes to distribute it. As it stands now, they can lock it in a vault for generations if they wanted.

SnipingNinja,

As it stands now, they can lock it in a vault for generations if they wanted.

Like Disney used to?

TrustedChimp,

You mean like Disney still does… they just purged 500 million dollars worth of content from Disney plus and there is no other legel way to view most of that content now untill Disney decides to wheel it back out again (content that got a physical release is obviously still available)

SnipingNinja,

I was not aware they’re back to vaulting things

TrustedChimp,

They didn’t explicitly say they are back vaulting things again but I wouldn’t be surprised if they put out some of the content they took down back on disney plus or home releases at some point

Omega_Haxors,

no other legel way to view

Case law states that if media is no longer available, it’s consumption is considered preservation and is thus completely legal. Nobody can argue lost profits for something that literally isn’t even on the market. Fun fact: this is the reason why Nintendo releases their old games on the E shop for way more than what they’re worth. Once it’s up there they get to do takedown requests of every ROM on the internet.

Crotaro,

this is the reason why Nintendo releases their old games on the E shop for way more than what they’re worth. Once it’s up there they get to do takedown requests of every ROM on the internet.

I want to be astonished and ask in disbelief if that’s really the case. But with how Nintendo treats not only piracy but content derived from their games in general (mods, tournaments and stuff), I can’t be surprised.

Do you mayhaps know why Nintendo is so hard on that front? I’ve heard that it’s “just the mentality in Japan”, but I can’t remember Sony cracking down on people like that.

Omega_Haxors,

Nintendo is just a shit company when it comes to their business end. They act way more aggressive than they have to, for no real good reason.

seumadruga, in That damned smile

I remembered the time I convinced three girls to go to my friend’s house in an upscale neighborhood. When we got there, the house was under construction, and there was only one room ready, all dirty from the construction. Hahaha, they left hahaha.

SexualPolytope, in Accurate.
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

As someone who watches a lot of non-English stuff, I could never put the hat down.

MarmaladeMermaid, in Just another day of saving the bees.
HawlSera, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

This is why I’m really hoping that the idea of quantum archeology turns out to be more science than bullshit.

MossyFeathers,

I’m not really sure what quantum archeology is, but another possibility is that, should we ever discover a way of circumventing the speed of light, you could fly millions of light-years away and set up a big-ass telescope to watch past earth. It’d only work if we discover a way of travelling ftl though, and it’s highly unlikely we’ll accomplish that in our lifetimes.

HawlSera,

Basically it’s this idea that you can date online the universe itself to restore anything or anyone from the past

Meowoem,

There are so many crazy possibilities that will probably never happen, I love imagining what the world would be like if we could look through a time window - my daydream is normally about sending probes back to the point in space earth used to be and how fascinating the debates about where to look first would be, knowing it’s going to take years to get there and record it with everyone debating and getting anxious as to what it’ll see.

Like imagine how much information you’d get from fifteen minutes 4k footage of a Roman senate debate, and how disappointing it’d be after all that anticipation if you get a day or was closed. Still a billion things to obsess over in the image but disappointing when you’re hoping to see ceaser speak

Of course trying to catch sight of Jesus would be a huge project, I imagine it like those grifts where people go looking for the arc. What do they do if there’s no sign? What do they do if when they look nothing is anything like expected - would be so many people trying to find clues to what actually happened, at some point someone is going to find something really wild like they finally find someone from the Bible but it’s Jesus mate Judas laughing about how rich they’re getting pulling the reward money and rescue scam from the good the bad and the ugly…

And the people scouring to get clips for their YouTube channel, histories biggest cringe moments, wildest parties in history, luckiest trick shots ever…

HawlSera, (edited )

What I would find absolutely crazy is someone having no idea how this technology that we find ubiquitous, but the far future doesn’t have a clue about it, so someone gets out his Quantum Resurrection machine and brings back Millenial Grandpa to explain how the cartridge needs to be blown into

MadBob, in Na.

“Crust from your wound”? You couldn’t word it a bit more disgustingly?

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Solidified, dead blood. Is it still part of you, or is it just stuck in you like a cork? Quick, rip it off to get rid of this existentialist grey area by throwing it out the window.

Suppoze,
@Suppoze@beehaw.org avatar

Poetic comment

photonic_sorcerer, in Not fair.
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

get this fiLTH OFF MY LEMMY!!!1!!

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s OK man, it’s just yogurt.

Talk about lack toes in toddler ants, sheesh.

Mubelotix, in Na.
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

It’s actually a good thing to remove them, your body needs you to. The crust prevents the skin from properly reparing. No wonder why we all do this instinctively

GCostanzaStepOnMe, in Accurate.
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

The eyes in this fucking strip have haunted me for years.

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

This, it would be less deep in the uncanny valley without eyes at all.

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

On second though, it doesn’t seem like a big improvement. Reminds me a bit of limbfeeders without limbs. https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/febb4e36-6035-48a3-9ad2-98d4119fd45a.jpeg

kibiz0r,

I thought that was hair. I still see it mostly as hair. My brain can only see it as eyes for a fraction of a second at a time.

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