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KingThrillgore, in South Africa is the Legal Arm of _____.
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

When the actual apartheid country is calling you on your shit, you’ve gone beyond apartheid and into apartheid with power windows, steering, wood trim, the entertainment package, and heated seats.

taanegl, (edited )

It’s not just that, but this lawyer team is like a super lawyer team, who knows the legaleese regarding apartheid. They are the perfect candidates to represent Palestine in international courts.

JillyB, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

I heard the three basic rules from somewhere:

  1. Always use the right tool for the job
  2. A hammer is always the right tool
  3. Every tool is a hammer
dukatos,

AFAIK, that is Russian rules of maintenance. Oh, and point 3 is: anything can be a hammer.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I see you’re an Indian developer.

Ulvain, in Rent is Robbery

I don’t know what you millenial z’s or something keep complaining about - just buy a detached single family house with a backyard in the city for 125k and pay up your 1% interest rate mortgage within 10 years while your wife keeps it clean and drinks herself to death while resenting you daily, like any civilized 30 year old with a job for life and guaranteed payout pension does!

Is the /s really necessary?

Nikelui,
@Nikelui@kbin.social avatar

Is the /s really necessary?

Depending on the age range, someone might think you are being serious. I'd just leave it.

bdazman,

Look at these fucking comments around us, it’s clearly neccesary.

Promethiel,
@Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

Man. Every time I see it again spelled out, how smooth these disingenuous decrepit assholes had it when they were my age, I start wishing for a claymore and a stump.

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Use a guillotine, we aren’t savages.

Haha,

If someone thinks you are serious this would prove the dystopian reality even more haha

bdazman,

Landlords out here in lemmy dot marxist lenninists comments deadass pretending their right to steal wealth is more important than ones fundamental human right to housing.

Let this be your reminder that “Landlords” do nothing of value. Anytime they claim they are, they are doing the work of an occupation that possibly does, like an electrician or developer or architect or carpenter or handyman or painter or realtor. Ticket scalpers don’t create tickets. Don’t let these antisocial freaks rewrite the dictionary, or excuse their own refusal to read anything about their own behavior.

If they try to cosplay as a pitiable person who only owns a house and doesn’t want to be broke, tell them that their victims don’t want that either, and only the landlord hates working for a living more than they hate parasitizing the wealth others. Their “ethical and reasonable” rent seeking is enabled by the threat of violence from the other “unreasonable” rent seekers, therefore acting as a single unified class.

They could have sold their houses to profit, but that’s not enough for them. They must do their part to squeeze every drop of blood from that soil so that they don’t accidentally decomodify housing even slightly by providing their smidge of housing to the captive market.

Read On The Rent of the Land. Fuckers.

Noctechnical,

Sir, this is a meme community

SpaceNoodle, in It's a mystery

I miss Achewood

SnotFlickerman, (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I heard Onstad came back and was doing new Achewood content behind a paywall but I have been too poor to pay and see if he has still got the chops.

I miss Ray and Beef and Teodor and Philipe and Cornelius and Lyle and Nice Pete and the rest of the gang, all the way up to Trouble Man and No-No.

Dear god if only he could get the complete Achewood released.

SpaceNoodle,

And Todd, don’t forget about Todd

Shame his animated show deal fell through (or simply never took off) but yeah I don’t know if I want to pay for something that appears to not have been updated since May

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
Greg, in Crazy fact
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

American Psycho was filmed in Toronto Canada in 1999. An estimated 238K people died in Canada in 1999. Yet the “media” remains silent.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/66a70138-e171-4476-8cbd-73df3ef4f72d.jpeg

Omega_Haxors,

The amount of American Psycho films increased to 100% when they released the movie but you never hear anyone talking about that.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

what about american psycho II: all american girl?

Omega_Haxors,

Another 100%

CarbonIceDragon, in Honestly
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

To be fair, it’s not that old, as far as countries go

merc,

It’s also been just over 150 years since the last civil war.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Define country, because the American government is actually one of the oldest continuous governmental systems in the world. Certainly the oldest republic that isn’t a micro-state.

Now if you want argue that France, for example, is an older country than America because there’s been a fairly stable region largely called France for several centuries you can, you’d just be wrong.

Now if you want to start talking about nations that’s different, but also a much, much blurrier subject in general.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I’m using the term to mean more or less the collectively agreed upon “identity” of a state. Not merely a single contiguous government (for the same reason you just bring up, people still consider France to be France even though the government has changed fundamentally many times over the years), but I’m not using it to just mean “nation” either, since were France to be completely conquered and annexed by a foreign power, the French nation, as in the group of people, would still exist, but the country would not, at least until such time as it could be recreated, or for a different reason, that one can have a national identity split between different states, or a state involving different such groups.

Kowowow, in MACHETE

robert evens?

seathru,

I thought it was James May.

CordanWraith,

It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited )

I thought it was Steven Seagal.

I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

  1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.
  2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

nonailsleft,

You forgot one last thing

TWeaK,

The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

AstralPath, in Water, water, everywhere...

“Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over.” Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.

LillyPip,

It’s directed water, and goes straight into the bowl. There’s no ‘all over’ unless you’re doing it wrong.

Also, I hope you’re not flushing those wet wipes. They lie about being biodegradable and cause fatbergs in the sewer that workers have to go down and clear.

Stache_,

Do you reach down and dip the toilet paper into the water to get it wet?

AstralPath,

God no! lmao that’s almost as bad as that podcast guy that admitted he’d catch his own poop and gently drop it in the toilet so it doesn’t splash.

You can get plumbing-safe wet wipes (baby wipes, basically). They work perfectly well.

seathru,

plumbing-safe wet wipes

That’s usually a lie. But as long as it’s a rent house, it’s fine.

abir_vandergriff,

Oh yeah, definitely this. If it doesn’t break down in water, it won’t break down in the pipes.

Strawberry,

they also cause millions of dollars in damages by clogging large scale sewer lines

fossphi,

catch

What the actual fuck

TheRedSpade,

Oh, you haven’t seen it? I apologize in advance for ruining your day.

LordKitsuna,

There’s no such thing as flushable wet wipes. They might not clog your particular pipes but they do not break down in water. They can’t because then they wouldn’t be able to be wet. They contribute to massive clogs in the sewer systems that people have to go down and break up honestly it should be illegal to sell them

SnipingNinja,

It shouldn’t be illegal to sell wet wipes (I assume you meant the flushable variety), just make it illegal to flush it down

Strawberry,

it should probably be illegal to falsely advertise them as “flushable”

veroxii,

There’s no such thing as truly flushable wipes. They’re the bane of plumbers everywhere… Actually more the bane of people having to pay the plumber bill at some stage. A quick google will confirm this.

Think of it… To be flushable they need to disintegrate in water. But they’re wet wipes so they are always wet… Yet they’re not disintegrating. Wipes which disintegrate in water is just toilet paper.

fosho,

it’s kinda sad how close minded some folks are… so much so that they’ll convince themselves that flushing harmful waste is ok.

davel, (edited ) in Apology
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

The first user I blocked was the AutoTL;DR bot. GTFO with machine summaries.

How to Use ChatGPT to Summarize an Article: ChatGPT tends to oversimplify things or even hallucinate sometimes, so fact-checking is essential.

Which means I’m discussing articles with people who read dumbed-down hallucinations of articles.

ryannathans,

Everyone’s own version is a hallucination too

juli,

I like them for a quick overview, like the introductory paragraph of a wikipedia article. I hadn’t questioned that bot so far

VikingHippie, (edited ) in Recursive authentication

Fun fact: when my country transitioned to a new public authentication app, the default way was to use your passport to register. My passport was expired, though, so I had to show up in person with my birth certificate and social security card equivalent.

To get my birth certificate, I had to show up at the local office with, you guessed it, my passport.

Lucky for me that they accepted it in spite of being expired (none of the pertinent information such as my face, name and birth date had expired, after all), or I would probably be trapped in the loop to this day, years later.

Bumblefumble,

Ohh, that reminds me of when I moved to Sweden. Their digital ID, bankID, is as the name suggests issued by your bank, not the government, even though it is used for all official authentication. And that includes… you guessed it, creating a bank account. So that was a real chicken and egg situation where it seemed impossible to be properly integrated into the Swedish system.

VikingHippie,

Hi neighbor! waves across Øresund

Yeah, I’m a big fan of Scandinavian style government (unlike the current governments of both of our countries, it would seem) in general, but sometimes the bureaucracy can get a little bit ridiculous 😂

Bumblefumble,

Bare rolig, jeg er tilbage på den rigtige side af Sundet nu 😉

Sprokes,

I think you have the situation everywhere. At one time in France they ask you for your bank account details to see that you have funds so that they give an ID. But the bank will refuse to open you an account without an ID. So it will depend on the agent handling your request.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the first days of BankID here in Norway. To get my new BankID to work with my current bank, I had to log in with, you guessed it, a BankID allready configured to my bank. Took a few weeks talking to the bank, showing up in person and queueing with others with the same problem before the bank realized they’ve made a mistake somewhere

Same happened when the code thingy the bank sent me ran out of batteries. I went to the bank and asked for a new one. Not possible, they said. I had to contact the main branch, and they would send me new one. It would only take one week or so. I had to pay a bill that day, and asked if I could open it to replace the batteries since there was visible screw with ordinary heads. They said that was illegal and hacking, and that I must replace it. On my way home I opened it, and bought the exact same batteries from a shop, and replaced them. Worked perfectly!

liquidparasyte,

Why do y’all in Europe have your bank manage your legal ID? Seems a bit backwards

VikingHippie,

We don’t. We show banks picture ID to prove that we are who we say we are. That picture ID is usually our passport or driver’s license, neither of which is managed by the bank.

Baku,

It seems like most countries have some variation of this issue. When I had to apply for government assistance here in Australia, there was a whole debacle because as I discovered, I don’t actually have a middle name but rather 2 first names because my birth information was filled in incorrectly. So that caused issues because all 3 of the IDs they demanded listed different information. My student ID didn’t list my second name at all, my learner driver permit initialised it, and my birth certificate listed it in full.

Then my government service account messed things up too, because certain services have my 2nd name listed as either a middle name, or just a second first name so they decided that because I have different government services linked in “different names” I must be committing fraud

DillyDaily,

This is why I currently have no proper ID.

I have my birth certificate and my public healthcare card, and a not expired but no longer fully accepted proof of age card that previously counted as full ID but no longer does, but without it I dont have enough ID to get the new form of ID the government introduced in place of the old one I have.

It’s enough to prove who I am at a liquor store or chemist, day to day, but I can’t get a passport until I sort it out.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

When did they remove proof of age cards? (Vic or SA?)

DillyDaily,

Actual Proof of Age Cards are still around, and that’s what I need to get (but I don’t have anything with my current address on it, other than the lease agreement, so it’s going to take a few steps over red tape to get proper ID, and I am not mentally healthy enough to push that process along right now)

I had a keypass, which they stopped in 2022. I only found out about proof of age cards last year, when I tried to get into an RSL and the bouncer asked if I had anything else because they’re phasing out keypass.

I know it’s stupid and ignorance isn’t an excuse, but as a teenager I was told to get a keypass because “that’s the ID you get when you don’t have a licence” so I got a keypass, and for the next 15 years I didn’t run into a single issue with not having the right ID. No one I worked with ever questioned why that’s the only ID I had, so I never really stopped to research the specifics. I didn’t know that keypass and “proof of age card” were different, I thought keypass was a proof of age card, just different names for it.

VikingHippie,

I am not mentally healthy enough to push that process along right now

Aren’t there anyone who can help you with it, then? I don’t know about Britain or Ireland (I’m guessing based on your use of chemist), but here in Denmark, there’s all kinds of help available for when you can’t do that kind of thing.

Granted, if you have ADHD and/or anxiety like me, I fully understand that even finding who to contact about it and then contacting them can itself be extremely difficult 😮‍💨

DillyDaily,

if you have ADHD and/or anxiety like me

Bingo!

In Australia I’m not even sure if there is a service that could help me - other than applying for an actual disability support worker to help, which my ADHD could probably benefit from, but that’s a whole other paperwork process and it’s frustrating that paperwork is a barrier to getting accommodations and support with completing paperwork!

VikingHippie,

Yeah, I hear you! I’m only functional enough to take my ADHD meds because the ADHD meds work and even THAT would probably crumble if I didn’t have someone remind me to renew the subscription when I’m about to run out!

And yeah, having to do paperwork alone is the bane of my existence! Not only because it’s difficult, but also because it makes me feel like much more dumb than I actually am. 20 years of going undiagnosed was plenty of unnecessarily low self worth, thank you very much! 😂

MMNT, in Recursive authentication

I got FreeOTP from F-droid. Works like a charm.

ryannathans,

Isn’t that discontinued? I just installed aegis from fdroid

qaz,

I usually use Bitwarden myself, but the company uses Microsoft Authenticator.

SeedyOne,

I feel your pain

saltesc,

I use it for all of my work accounts. When it gives me troubles, I put my feet up.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Aegis here

AVincentInSpace,

Secur user checking in

CyberEgg,

I recommend Aegis, but I guess it’s a matter of taste

deadbeef79000, (edited ) in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

My personal favourite is “structural integrity failure”.

Applies to sandwiches as well as anything.

Malgas,

I’m pretty fond of “unscheduled lithobraking” (it crashed).

prunerye, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

Valve is a company whose profit model is based on DRM. They were never your friend. Thanks for proton, though.

cyberpunk007,

But this far they haven’t abused that like other organizations.

prunerye,

But… the abuse is literally baked into my original comment. DRM. DRM is the abuse. Just because you’re used to it doesn’t mean that it was ever ok.

cyberpunk007,

Ya that’s true, but other orgs get the market share and start abusing it in other ways. Ad injection. Price hikes. Etc.

Johanno,

Yet

TheOgreChef, (edited ) in poor Dean

Dean Koontz is kind of like the RC Cola of horror/suspense novelists:

  • See RC Cola in the store
  • “Hmmmm, it’s been a while, but I THINK I liked RC the last time I got it”
  • Purchase and consume RC Cola
  • “I kind of wish this was a Coke, but it’s not that bad, might as well finish”
  • Several years pass, go back to step 1

As a side note, I LOVED Dean Koontz books back in the 80’s/90’s. They were fun and quick reads that are in the “high floor, low ceiling” realm of books.

banneryear1868,

Basically moved on from youth novels with both Dean Koontz and Stephen King. The Odd Thomas series was a fun read at that age.

Crozekiel,

I’m offended by this, as I much prefer RC Cola to Coke or Pepsi… :/

Sanity_in_Moderation,

What is a high floor low ceiling book?

MJKee9,

Reliably entertaining, but will never be considered a masterpiece.

TheOgreChef,

Think of it on a scale of 1-10. High floor means it’s not a stinker, so worst ranking would be in the 4/10 - 5.5/10 range. Low ceiling means it’s not going to be an all-timer, so the best ranking would be in the 6/10 - 7.5/10 range. Basically you’ll never HATE it, but you’re also never going to LOVE it.

Rodeo,

Seems more like a description of the author than a particular book.

nomous,

It could be, all his stuff is extremely similar. He reuses character archetypes and narrative shifts throughout most of his stories.

Early on in his career it wasn’t as bad but he’s been churning them out for awhile.

Sanity_in_Moderation, (edited )

I’ve never read any of his books. Top 3? Just the titles. I’ll go in blind.

TheRedSpade, (edited )

I’ve only read two of his series but enjoyed both a good deal.

Odd Thomas (first book shares title with the series)
Frankenstein (first book is Prodigal Son)

redcalcium, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

Something moves where it shouldn’t? Apply tapes.

Something doesn’t move where it should? Apply WD-40.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Don’t forget to add actual lubricant to the thing that should be moving.

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