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Lucidlethargy, in Honestly

Lol as if all of Europe has no problems of their own.

Like, yeah, I’m American and shit is really fucked up here in some specific ways… But let’s not pretend Europe is some sort of utopia.

clark,
@clark@midwest.social avatar

All about comparisons, man.

KrokanteBamischijf,

Certified European here, can confirm individual member states and EU as a whole as not being a utopia.

Especially us Dutch folks who have been fucked over and held hostage by a waaay to large upper middle class for years. To the point where we’ve managed to abolish the ministry of housing, open up the housing market to foreign investors, replace a functioning healthcare system with a healthcare market where insurance firms rule with an iron fist and demand more bureacracy than actual care being provided.

… and the list goes on.

It’s a worldwide symptom of economic unequality and the decrease in social skills stemming from the fact that we live our lives increasingly isolated in our own online social bubbles. We’re turning increasingly hostile towards each other because we’re no longer confronted with all people and perspectives in our surroundings, but just the ones we like.

The United States, being a large country filled with very diverse people, despite all being taught to “love America”, still deals with Nebraskan farmers having wildly different wants and needs, and way different social standards than the Californian yuppies.

You’re a large country, with 334 million people spread out over a vast amount of land. Meanwhile, we’re 18 million living on a patch of marshy land roughly 3/4th the size of West Virgina, and we’re further from being united than ever before. The fact that you’re even holding together as a country is nothing short of amazing considering the fact that your political systems probably cause way more chaos than ours do.

A lot of Europeans probably mean it when they say “How are you even a country?”. And it’s not so much an attack on the American people as a whole (though some of y’all deserve to be made fun of), but geniuine amazement at the fact that it has more or less held together since 1776.

BmeBenji, in Lemmy about to implode.

That is a really funny theme to pick

Custoslibera, (edited )

I hope next week is the Socialist and Communist Fest.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Tetris clone week would actually be pretty sick tbh

Allero, (edited )

Isn’t it celebrated every week on torrents

dessalines,
MrJameGumb, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

My dad used to refer to something he called “Scottish engineering”, which meant you start a project with good intentions but just end up swearing frequently and throwing everything in the fire lol

sbv,

this is also hobby software development

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

This tracks, have you seen how many times I restart a React project?

Frederic, in Get it together

In Québec in 1998 during the ice storm, we missed power for 5 weeks. They derailled train to bring them at some place to plug their big diesel generators on the city power system.

Yes they were driving train on the asphalt road, I’m sure you can find pic and videos or it.

pedz,

And there is also one of those rare “railroad crossing an expressway” in St-Hyacinthe near exit 130 on A20.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/5abcc81d-3b4a-4187-b059-ec66ff7e44ab.png

Frederic,

Yup, I saw it multiple times, always a strange feeling

rcbrk, (edited )
Frederic,

I remember seeing this on TV and was like WTF indeed!!!

CluckN, (edited ) in Baby oil 🛢️

Is this a bot? You’ve been posting constantly for 3 hours with a bunch of 2000’s era 240p quality memes.

Paradachshund,

I think OP might be an oil deposit in real life.

sorhead,

Dreaming of some strong Americans to come for him.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Crazy fact

Another fun fact is that the original writer made the main character a self-insert and saw him as the good guy.

irmoz,

No

BlanK0, in Very different situations

The oil memes don’t stop coming 😂😂😂😂

Honytawk, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

We don’t do that when America is mentioned.

We do that when America is yet again too full of itself, to keep them down a notch.

We can’t help it if that is the only thing Americans do.

EmpathicVagrant,

And then the random citizens who defend or justify ignoring it either take offense instead of agreeing it’s fucked up, or grasp at straws with whataboutism to shift the issue.

ArbitraryValue, in Democracy

This meme contains a common accusation from 20 years ago, but I think it’s odd that it is being posted in 2024, long after it became clear that whatever the purpose of the invasion of Iraq actually was, it wasn’t to obtain oil wealth.

Beetschnapps,

It was to remake the area Pax Americana as dictated by the the neo con “Project for a New American Century”. Basically republicans making it up as they go along and assuming destabilizing an entire region would somehow stabilize the larger picture.

…wikipedia.org/…/Project_for_the_New_American_Cen…

“ In 1998, Kristol and Kagan advocated regime change in Iraq throughout the Iraq disarmament process through articles that were published in the New York Times…”

Basically they’d been lobbying for the Iraq war since the Clinton admin but normal people saw how fucking stupid of an endeavor it was.

It took 9-11 and a Dick Cheney led psyops campaign to finally make it happen.

The result…?

Chaos, dead soldiers, no real benefit to US, a destruction of our image abroad, a waste of trillions of dollars etc… no real remaking of the region and the “morality” of this new century now belongs to MAGAtes and trump actively arguing he is a dictator who can stay in office indefinitely and kill his opponents.

Way to go republicans… Also now we have idiots spamming stupid memes that show they can’t tell the different between the 90s and their own asshole.

MotoAsh,

Yea, it was to spread “democracy”, duh.

ArbitraryValue,

Well, yes - George W. Bush appears in retrospect to have been sincere. Some of the other powerful supporters of the war did profit from it, but at the expense of American taxpayers rather than Iraqis.

Sarcasmo220,

but at the expense of American taxpayers rather than Iraqis

Maybe monetarily. When it came to lives lost, Iraqis paid the higher cost.

aew360,

He initially accused Hussein of being in league with Al-Qaeda too. He pressured the shit out of the intelligence community to corroborate his story. When they refused, it was switched to what you just described. People give Bush too much credit. He was just very dumb.

Also this is like the fourth “US NEEDS OIL” meme I’ve seen today lmao. Domestic production is at an all time high, and very little oil produced in the Middle East even comes to the states. But we shouldn’t let facts get in the way of this weird meme campaign

arudesalad,

All those memes are from the same poster

Zerush, in Crazy fact
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Omega_Haxors,

“Yeah we’re going to need to do that take again”

Diplomjodler3, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Don’t forget police murdering people and doing highway robbery.

Liz,

And shit trains, and pointless poverty, and ridiculous town planning, and an absurd prison system, and shit voting and representation, and unlimited money in politics, and weak-sauce unions…

eestileib, in Honestly

“How the fuck have they lasted this long as a country?”

Applies to Belgium far more than the US.

rbhfd,

We’re younger than the US though.

KingThrillgore, in Honestly
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I know its funny to shit on Europe while they’re asleep but I find the gents on the bottom more relatable

Mr_Blott,

Geographical awareness level = American

Congratulations 👏

asbestos, in Very different situations
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

Man how many oils memes do you have

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Oil of them!

dingus,

He’s doing asbestos he can

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

The angry oil rant is funnier than most of the memes. I’m laughing out loud

li10, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

It’s weird seeing this meme without the tits

alehc,

The what

rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar
TenderfootGungi,

I had never seen that.

dunz,
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What the actual FUCK

andrew_bidlaw,
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He seems so sorry for making me hard.

SpaceMan9000,

The tits

MyPornViewingAccount,

HE SAID ITS WEIRD SEEING THIS MEME WITHOUT THE TITS

lugal,

Thanks for clarification!

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