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kawa, in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election
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Source ? My ass

MeowyNinhaj,
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Yeah peak delusion levels are being measured here, boss.

Tar_alcaran, in If you're a knower, then you know

When you’re in a shitty naval ensign competition and the opponent is the USSR (you just brought your regular flag)

gravitas_deficiency,

Just to clarify, the US Naval Ensign, while technically distinct, is in fact fully identical to the “standard” national flag.

Tar_alcaran,

Exactly, but that was the joke. That, and the USSR one being ugly as hell

survivalmachine, in Get it together
rothaine,

What in the

ColdWater,
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Lmao

runeko,
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Truly, the hero we need.

lud, (edited )

Bizarre to not have any gates.

Or a fucking bridge/tunnel, lol.

Edit: or even electrified rail 😂

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Don’t spoil the fun

Siegfried, (edited ) in Get it together

The dude solved the trolley problem

wax,

What about the three-trolley problem though?

TootSweet, (edited ) in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

But school shootings, obesity, healthcare, and oil, though.

Source: Am American.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

Same tbh

SirSamuel, in And your father smelt of elderberries!

I don’t want to talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!

RIP_Cheems,
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What a strange fellow.

Amphobet, in Lemmy about to implode.
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Communists shaking and crying right now.

Capitalism is a very common/popular tag for games on Steam. Of course, it’s a fantasy version of capitalism where you can actually get ahead.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

The only good capitalism sims are GameDevTycoon, which makes you complicit in the enshittification while playing a plagiarized game, and Roller Coaster Tycoon, which accurately depicts the tycoon mindset.

Omega_Haxors,

RCT does a really good job emulating the massive desire to drown your guests that all tycoons eventually get.

Ulvain,

0.01$ super salty fries, 80% ice 1500% overpriced drinks FTW

InputZero,

In the first game I remember charging about $5.00 or something for the bathroom. Easiest fake money I’ve ever made to fuel the construction of my psychopathic murder rides.

agitatedpotato, (edited )

Being fair, capitalism works great in games. The system necessarily determines a winner, there are no externalities inside of a video game, and the people whose labor you’re profiting from are NPCs.

cecinestpasunbot,

This is true for board games as well. The classic example being Monopoly.

Kushia, (edited )
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Just now I realized I’m the NPC in some rich asshole capitalists life.

CileTheSane,
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👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

BlanK0,

Wake up sheeple 🐑

reverendsteveii,

These games are tagged capitalism, but they use this wild version of capitalism where the person doing the work gets to keep the value their work creates. I think there’s a name for that…

CileTheSane,
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Usually in these games I tell workers to do the work, I’m just the guy giving orders.

Anamnesis,

IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW?!?!

JoYo, in Lemmy about to implode.
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when is valve gonna release capitalism 3?

Chriswild,

Valve would have to go to mom before Google would let them have a turn on the capitalism 3.

Rozauhtuno,
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Right after Capitalism 2: Episode 2

Klear,

And Capitalism: Alyx

JoYo,
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communists will disagree but this is capitalism 3.

ICastFist,
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Upgraded to run on the new GoldSrc Engine 2

TheBat,
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3

What’s that funny symbol?

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blind3rdeye,

I notice that 3 looks like a sideways ω, which is the symbol used to represent an ordinal number larger than all finite ordinal numbers.

In other words Valve might see 3 as essentially meaning infinity, and is thus unreachable. No matter how many new versions they make, they can never get to 3.

Shyfer,

I feel old that I remember when people made this joke about Capcom - That they didn’t know how to count to 3. Now it’s just Valve, it’s for all their games instead of one, and I feel like it’s been true way longer than I could make the joke about Capcom lol.

For context, there was like a million versions of Street Fighter 2. (SF 2 : Champion Edition, SF II: Turbo, Super SF II: New Challengers, Super SF II: Turbo, Hyper SF II, it went on and on).

bi_tux,
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I think it’s some kind of indian luck rune

Macaroni_ninja, in Crazy fact
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This is also known as method acting

everett,

Yep, that’s when you make a movie using the acting method.

NutWrench, in Baby oil 🛢️
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You can’t get oil out of babies, no matter how hard you squish them.

coffeebiscuit,

You need fat ones!

WashedOver,
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But I’m told by the right that’s the best way to get every last drop of adrenochrome out of them!

dingus, in Democracy

I feel like I need glasses to see this meme

NOT_RICHARD,
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It’s for those in rural areas. So they can scroll past it earlier

WashedOver,
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What do you mean? They used the best Saran wrap film they could find for this one…

riodoro1, in Some of you owe me an apology

Holy shit, imagine being gaslighted by tunnel digging jews.

DragonTypeWyvern,

The ones with the curly sideburns and everything.

CyberEgg, in Some of you owe me an apology

Where meme?

rizoid,
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This isn’t a meme but apparently it is real and Hassidic Jews were digging tunnels in NYC to get to synagogues safely. I have no direct sources right now but it happened, apparently.

CyberEgg,

Honestly, why claim it happened whenyou can’t provide reliable sources?

bamboo,
Ciel,
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474D,

Because it’s extremely easy to look up, it’s a very popular story right now.

ExLisper,

Where did you get the ‘to get there safely’ part? The story I saw said that the reason was unknown. I understood that it was some kids that decided to annex some other buildings and broke through the walls of the synagogue against the wishes of the elders. Insane story overall.

obinice,
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Hassidic Jews were digging tunnels in NYC to get to synagogues safely

Jesus wept, are they funny in the head, or is the USA really so dangerous now that people are digging tunnels to go places rather than walk on normal public streets and take the bus?

Surely they’re just barmy? The USA has problems but it’s not at the level of “Honey I’m going to the shops, better dig a tunnel, don’t want the Mad Max gangs to catch me, you know how dangerous it is to go out on land before sunset!”.

… Right?!

DaCookeyMonsta,

It’s not that dangerous, I only get stabbed once, maybe twice, when I get groceries, and usually they don’t even nick an organ.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Hasadic=fundamentalist

Yes, they’re deranged ultra-conservative pearl clutchers.

syd,
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Is it really for “get to synagogues safely” tho? I mean there are better ways for it :D For example, according to statistics, the safest method of travel is airplanes 🤦‍♂️

rwhitisissle,

Airplanes and New York. Now that’s a combination that screams “nothing bad could happen.”

syd,
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So… It was a joke. I didn’t really meant they should use airplanes to go max 1 mile distance 😅

Track_Shovel,
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BossDj,

The article says a rogue group within the synagogue claimed to have made the tunnel to illegally access an empty building next door, as the synagogue had become overcrowded and they needed the space.

syd,
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The exact purpose and provenance of the tunnel that incited the altercation remained the subject of some debate.

I guess still not known, but thanks for the link.

mp3,
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Sabre363, in not this again

It’s ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.

prole,

Right? What a lazy bum, couldn’t even carry his own cross through the streets. Pussy.

XCraftMC, in Salmon

because of their…insides?

quindraco,
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